mamadrama

I feel like there's a discrepancy between some of the challenges. I think I could've handled the emoji cakes MUCH better than the "face cakes" for instance, and the sushi cakes appeared to be "easier" than the DT bust.

Despite the numerous mistakes that Sal made, I didn't mind his cake. It didn't really look anything like the original, and didn't look tasty, but as a shark cake I was slightly impressed with his final product-especially considering all the things that he did wrong. He was really cracking me up with the microwave.

I think we're the only ones watching this! :-) I was actually amazed by how well the sushi cakes turned out. The criticisms were on the petty side, considering the montrosities that some of them have turned out on other episodes.

I could watch an entire show of Sylvia just walking around, drinking vodka, and saying weird crap. I am actually liking this show a lot. My husband and I binged it and we really got into it.

For just a second there, I tried giving NuMatt the benefit of the doubt. There was one (ONE) talking head with Amber in which she looked "normal." She was soft-spoken, appeared apologetic, and was self-reflecting. I thought, you know, if that's all he saw then maybe, MAYBE I could see how he might be taken in by the act. But then I remembered that he actually started following her around the house-not to mention the fact that the other producers and staff would've been ragging on the "cast" in the breakroom. Nope, NuMatt gets no pass from me. He's as looney as the rest of them. I so want the Mob Wives women, all three of them, to rip Amber a new one. I am starting to actively hate her. I hate that I am feeling sympathy for Brandi. Ugh. Amber is never going to get people to see how awful Matt was by her acting like that. God, they'll actually start having sympathy for HIM if she doesn't get a grip. No wonder he's been able to play her so well.

The scary thing about this is that Amber looks like the nutcase, not Matt. He sits back, all calm and over it, while she flies off the handle.

This is absolutely insane. What kind of crazy pills is NuMatt on? Ambular is absolutely deranged. And yes, she looks terrible. Like a cartoon character. I am not a fan of Brandi, either, so when she's showing some semblance of normal, you KNOW you've stumbled into some alternate universe.

I've watched some of the clips leading up to the show and, seriously, WTF is wrong with her? And WTF is wrong with NuMatt? I mean, he saw all that shit in person.

So is it obvious yet why NuMatt fell for Amber? #sarcasm

It's God's work you're doing, it is.

So how can we cable-cutters watch this travesty? I am oddly excited.

Within a couple of weeks we'll be seeing a post about how "stressed" they are and how they're going on a vacation-without Nova, of course.

NuMatt is looking more and more like Billy Ray Cyrus post-mullet.

My 6 year old daughter refers to Tyler as "Beetlejuice guy". My son just calls him SH-for "shrunken head."

Cassidy was so over the top that in the first 10 minutes I thought they were setting him up for a steroids abuse or brain injury storyline...

Thank you. I appreciate it.

I actually like the makeup job that she has in her talking heads. She looks like a completely different version of herself.

Whitney driving with Babs. I realize that Babs was way too close but nothing makes a person more nervous than the passenger yelling and frantically waving their arms.

She got her start on YT. The entire reason that she has a show is because one of her YT videos went viral.

In my limited carved-out niche in the professional world, I am kind of famous amongst my colleagues for the fact that a certain vampire author (NOT the kind of vampires that sparkle) and her author son are online friends with me. Back when they would simply "like" my statuses, comment on them, and occasionally share them on Facebook, I DID get a thrill from it. In some weird way it was like because THEY mattered to people that I suddenly mattered as well. (Plus, I got some secondhand fame from THEIR fans who suddenly wanted to follow me.) That lasted for about a year. Now that we've exchanged several emails, I wrote an essay for her upcoming book on cyberbullies, and I've appeared on his podcast, they feel more like real people to me. (Especially since she and I have had a few public arguments, ha ha.) But in the beginning when I was still essentially fangirling it, it DID feel good. Do I look like a loser now, ha ha? I kinda feel like one! ;-) But, uh, yeah. I don't get it with these TM girls at all. At least my person had at least one good movie and two so-bad-they're-kinda-good movies made from her books.

I may have to change my username, y'all. That TMMamaDrama Twitter account is funny but I don't want some of those rabid fans (the ones who actually LIKE the teen moms) to do a Google search, find me here, and think it's me. I've posted enough identifiable crap on here that it's easy enough to find out my real name and that's why I try not to post anything *too* bad. Whitney Thore's people got onto me on social media and almost ruined my career and I didn't even say anything about her or on her page. (I simply posted on "hang in there, Kerrin" on a comedienne's page because she was on Whit's show and getting a ton of flack).

Ha ha, I come by it honestly. Mom met Dad when he worked for the road department. It had stormed really bad and she needed to get home but the road was flooded. They weren't letting people across. Nana was home alone, though, without any power and Mom was worried. Dad was meant to be stopping people from driving across the road. He felt so bad for her than he ran home, got his canoe, and took her all the way to her house. On their first date, they were driving down the road when he suddenly came to a stop. There was a rattle snake in the middle of the road. He got out, picked up a rock, killed it, took it home, and made her a belt. (On another totally OT note, they've been divorced for 37 years yet they still send each other dirty birthday cards every year.)

Scoot over, sister. I'll bring the snacks.

I think it's so that the bots don't pick it up in the search algorithms. ie. she doesn't want her site to pop up when people are searching for actual porn.

HA HA HA! I don't think that the two things are the same but I LOVE that Maci is getting compared to Farrah after all the pearl clutching. I hope to see more of that.