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I actually respect Syngin's reason for not wearing a ring. It's understandable and personal. Meanwhile, everything Tania does seems to be for show.

Tony is such a bad actor that it takes me right out of the show.

Can confirm that it takes us around 3.5 to get from Charlotte. Feels longer.

You like me, you really like me!? I'd like to thank the Academy and my fellow snarkers and the massive amounts of alcohol junk food I need to get through each episode...

I think TLC just completely jumped the shark here and aren't even trying very hard to convince us that this one is real. Tiny Tim and Jeniffffffer met in Mexico and spent some time together way before they filmed for 90 DF. THAT was why they weren't having sex-they were already broken up by the time filming started so they had to fake everything. With this one I am questioning whether there was ever any "Williams" at all. The dude on the phone could be a production assistant. IF there is truth to this story then extreme liberties are being taken in the way it's portrayed and my guess is that the whole thing played itself out before Sharp ever entered the picture.

I'd take the animated cricket over Fivehead. At least Jiminy had a dapper little suit.

I'd of had more respect for Lamar if the condom had been his. At least it would've shown that he is completely aware of Andrea's crazy and was looking for a way out.

I feel like Heath Ledger in 10 Things I Hate About You...does Michael have beer-flavored nipples or a chocolate dick (and GOOD chocolate, too, not cheap tasteless stuff)? Cause that's the only thing that makes sense. He has no job, no grasp of English, no wit, no game, no reasonable hairline...

Without a mirror, without lighting, without anything smaller than a paintbrush, without sobriety...

It would be reasonable to fly into Manchester if you were going to somewhere like Shropshire, the west coast...even Birmingham. Heathrow and Gatwick aren't always the cheapest for me. Sometimes Manchester actually IS cheaper. But, then, I lived in Wales and my husband's home was in Telford. It would make no sense to fly into Manchester if your ultimate destination was London, unless you just have a hankering to see the countryside and take the long way. By the time you bought the train ticket whatever savings you got by flying into MAN would be gone. He either doesn't live in London or he does but has no intentions of meeting her so it doesn't matter to him where she flies into.

So Jane has no trouble helping her friend buy a strap on for pegging, fucking her boyfriend in public at a sex party, and using her own personal crap for all her stories but she can't admit (to her friends) that she has a yeast infection? I guess everyone has a line they won't cross? Why was Kat being bisexual a revelation? She enjoyed sex with men and with women so I just kind of assumed she was. (And yes, I know it's about more than just sex. But for someone trying to be so "woke" it's weird to me that she was ever resistant to the idea of bisexuality.)

Ooohhh wee!

It made total sense to me! 😉

And what happened with Ryan on Megan's show literally changed the way reality TV was presented forevermore. We will never see that season of I Love Money or the rest of Megan Wants a Millionaire. And this was Vh1-a channel that had a dating show for Flavor Flav and Bret Michaels. If they can take that shit seriously then TLC sure as hell can. They ought to delete all his scenes and then cut off Sharp for either not doing their due diligence or not caring. People will absolutely lose their shit when two gorgeous middle-aged women dance a sexy choreographed number at a half time show or try to sue a channel for a"wardrobe malfunction" but having a repeat domestic violence offender possibly fish for his next victim is perfectly fine...

I've never seen that show, but I HAVE seen the Big Fat Gypsy Wedding episodes so I don't know why I was so surprised.

If there's anything I've learned from BOTCHED is that there is always a doctor out there who will do what you ask. If one declines a procedure then there seems to be 5 more who won't. And yeah, they should be punished.

And she's no Bette Davis. Bette OWNED her crazy while she was serving her sister dead bird and elegantly waltzing around the Pacific beach with an ice cream cone in clown makeup. Darcy, on the other hand, is going to look more like Divine holding onto an orange Push Up in the middle of a kiddie pool outside the Walmart. No offense to John Waters. Yes.

My 8yo had bowel surgery yesterday so we watched the preview of episode 2 to entertain ourselves (it sort of fit). Geoffrey: Varya's not like any of the other girls I've dated... Because she hasn't filed a restraining order on you yet? Geoffrey: What if we don't have chemistry? What if we don't like each other? What if Russia's laws on domestic violence are stricter? Geoffrey: I have not been completely honest with Varya about my past... She only knows about 7 of the charges and nothing of the dead bodies piled in the basement... Geoffrey: I'm not proud of my past... But seem to have zero trouble repeating it over and over again. Geoffrey: But it IS my past and I have to accept it and I'm hoping she will... Especially since she'll be waiting around the house alone for approximately 5-10 (3 for good behavior, more if they actually DO find the dead bodies)... Geoffrey: The biggest thing I've put on the line is my heart... And maybe some future bond money...

Damn it. My daughter and I sat here and came up with some stuff for Geoffrey's scenes, but I just realized that some of it's probably considered spoilerish. Now I have to go pay his own thread some attention...

My cat has her own YouTube channel... Somewhere someone is looking at that Insta post and thinking Oh my God, I touched that same rail just an hour later while trying not to think about Whitney's ass cheek.

I posted this on the other thread but Tom also recorded a song for a Mr Rodgers album (hence the trolley). It's on YouTube.

Tom Bergeron also recorded a song for a Mr. Rogers album. Hence the trolley.

FWIW I have the same dining room table and chairs as Bab's. Whenever they'd zoom in on the chairs I'd laugh. They're very comfortable but the cats always want to dig their claws into them.

Heather show up looking pretty to a party... Whitney (in front of everyone): Are you wearing shape wear?! Tal gets his own place that he's really proud of... Whitney: I can smell the candles from outside! He's living like a Golden Girl! She is a terrible person who has zero respect for anyone around her. Even if she stopped eating for a week, her stomach would remain full just from swallowing all the jealousy she carries around.

I thought that's what she said but it made no sense to me since HOE hasn't been active in...? And they REALLY think people will wear those? As in actual people outside of the porn and stripping industries?