LekoBoy

Savannah had a very small part on this week's Royal Pains. Guess what? She can't act. I know, I know. I'm as shocked as you are.

Obviously, Layla either bombed or shot down Juliette's plane. Lucky for us it hit Cash and chick (who came between Gunnar and Scarlet who I never bothered to learn her name, Autumn?) on the way down. Big fireball explosion. Leaving Avery and Cadence to move in with Will and Kevin to form a country three-way and a baby. And that's how the series ended.

Spoiler alert:

Pretty sure someone said, "twenty weeks." ETA: Poor Zack has not aged well. Not nearly as pretty as he once was, not all that long ago. He didn't even make Amy go "Hoo."

I hear Cary is moving to Stars Hollow to marry Rory. Glad at least one character is getting out of this mess relatively unscathed.

Only good part was VAN MONTGOMERY IN A THONG !!! (Even tho we've seen his full frontal Willie before.)

Proof positive that the writers read this board. Hell, why don't they just let us write it? Happytobehere has already provided a pretty good handle on the end.

WTF was up with young, modern "Hexagon" lawyer "misreading the signals" Cary was putting out? Or did he misread them? Can we hook his up with Alicia's brother?

I thought it was nice of the director to make the war scenes sepia-toned so I could easily fast-forward though them.

Not even a mention of Will and new beau? Were they off protesting at the Supreme Court? Or maybe hosting a fundraiser for Ted Cruz?

So Cyrus was first married to Francie Jarvis? Paris Geller and Lane Kim have been killed on the show. When do Luke and Lorelai appear? Emily should play Mellie's mother.

On IMDB, actor John Crosby is credited as "FBI Agent". Now what the FBI is doing bugging the house of a high-priced hooker boggles the imagination.

Huck and VP: no one will notice a needle mark ON HIS NECK? Stroke related to his earlier bomb injury? WTF?

Canada, not Kenya. Prescott Lake, Ontario: 510 miles from DC.

All this demonstrates is that the writers have been to a showing of Rocky Horror Picture Show. Enjoyed the "ring found in the woods;" but no episode is worth watching if it doesn't include Connoliver.

RE: COW: Wonder why the TiVo episode description includes "Annalise tries to behave normally and takes on a new client who is in the mob"? Did I miss where mother/wife of the year is related to the mafia?

"Where's the black lady?" You mean Wheezy?

Tracks were for a window washing platform that goes over the edge. Look at a city in Google earth; many/most high rises have them.

What? No discussion about CBS pulling the 1/22 episode and replacing it with a BBT rerun? And did it so late that my TiVo listings still had the McCatrhys episode description listed. This show was not the greatest, but not the worst by a long shot either.

Of course he does. Every gay guy wants Sam. Remember how much he c*ck-teased Blaine? "He wants to do me." Spencer is going to use Sam every which way but loose. Re: "Sam sniffing jockstraps," in every high school locker room, the Ass. Coach must always sniff every jockstrap before he irons them. Otherwise he runs the risk of ironing a not-clean jock. The horror.

That's a bunch of who shot John. Ba-loh-ney. Are you under the influence of any prescribed medication? Pit bulls are dangerous because of the way their jaws are built.

Thank you. That makes perfect sense. Juliette takes on a weird affectation in her voice when doing Patsy; sounds more British than Tennessee. Is Derek Hough supposed to be Leonardo DiCaprio? Here's hoping the baby kills this storyline quickly. If it weren't for Will's story, I'd dump this show.

TV Show For Kids Depicts A Lesbian Couple Having A Late-term Abortion. Headline right up there with one from National Enquirer. Strange, I didn't see it that way at all.

What? No mention of (big famous) Michael Urie's (stellar) performance? Remember, he too, is a failed sitcom star. I wanna see him, Alan Cumming, and Nathan Lane in an LG conference room, and throw in David Lee as well. I also thinks Nathan has a little crush on Cary; want the writers to explore that plotline.