Omeletsmom

The legendary ANTM "peed on snow blonde." I hate it. I think that's kinesio tape. ETA never mind; I just saw the rip on her other leg. Sheesh; that looks really trashy.

The coincidence that pinged my BS meter is that the coaches tats alternated female-male-female-male-female-male-female. Really?? While not statistically impossible, it's very unlikely they would alternate by sexes that neatly. I would have picked Jason/Dani/Laura. Laura's was probably the most stylistically accurate, but it was just unreadable. When they were talking about the feet, I had to search really hard to find them. Jason's was the most pleasing to look at (flotation device boobs aside), but it was not realistic, and there was no mech in Dani's biomech, so I can see why the judging went the way it did. Honestly, once Cam was gone, I was happy with anybody winning.

Oh dear GOD; can Tator's team PLEASE be eliminated first?? He's not even that talented. Why does the Food Network keep picking him?

Ironically, they are both by the same designer - Christian Siriano.

Man, the water situation in the Men's U23 TT was insane! IDK what they could have done that was fair to everyone -- keep it going and you are penalizing the later riders; cancel it and you are unfair to the earlier ones. SMDH.

At least we still have Carla.

I'm amused by all the "Meredith made the team??" responses.

Looks like she has a cowlick to me. Several of my sisters have them and if they don't part their hair in exactly the right place, it looks like that.

WHY IS MEREDITH ON THIS TEAM???

I was wondering if she got to get a new blouse. Aren't they supposed to keep the same uniform their entire career as DCC? Unless she REALLY padded out her previous endowments, there is no way her new boobs would fit into the old blouse.

Christina's boobs just look so painful. I wonder if she is feeling off balance or having to adjust her body mechanics?

The Udder Gun patch does not bother me. It's a company that makes dairy cow equipment. I just hate their smug, superior, self-satisfied attitudes.

IDK who this Tyce person is, but he seemed like a bad actor playing an exaggerated version of a Broadway dancer/choreographer. He was just so ON all the time, while somehow seeming not all there. Weird. I give him about 5 years before he goes full Roger De Bris. The spa session was cringeworthy. WHY ARE WE SEEING THIS DOG PARK NONSENSE?? It at least seemed a bit less scripted than the spa. All Meredith has going for her is those gorgeous eyes. I do not understand why she even made training camp.

I am very, very satisfied with the outcome of the first bout. ETA and the last!

I was baffled by the "hand-tied." I was picturing a loose bouquet with a ribbon around the stems. What is hand-tied about what she made?

So...who is the leader on Moviestar again?

Gutted for Flip, but he clearly was in a lot of pain. I'm not sure he should have even attempted the stage.

Why the hell are we getting WWWAs on stage 2 finishers?? Cut the crap back stories and show us ALL the runs, dammit!

Hmm...it looks like they were running old episodes on Wednesdays. For some reason, the streaming service I use (Philo) has all episodes labeled season 4, so I assumed they were the current season; I see now that the titles don't line up. I have it set to record all episodes just in case I can't watch live on Friday nights, but I had not been paying attention to what it was recording. ETA hmm; my wifi cut out just as I was posting the above content a week ago; I thought it was lost, but it re-appeared when I hit reply. Huh. I've always found the whole Whyatchi clan to be smug and obnoxious. I really can't stand them.

Was that where he was from? I don't think I heard him mention it 😂

Are poke cakes with pastry cream and caramel and such really a thing? I've only ever seen them made with jello. The suggested "fillings" seemed way too thick to seep in properly.

Science channel airs the shows on the following Wednesdays.

The motos were scaring me today. The one that was weaving in and out of the cyclists near Mijka? I thought they were going to hit someone! The cars seemed to be in bad positions, too.

I loved the LOOK he gave that driver! I'm sure there were some Words after the stage!

She also looks like she has to pee.