whydoievencare

Tinsley - "Are you joking me right now!!!???" - said to Sonja. Didn't this girl go to university?

Eliza is confusing friendliness with familiarity - she was being overly familiar with Katharine in the first episode- and it went over like a lead balloon.

Katharine's hair looks so ratty this season, weird way off to the side part that also goes around the back of her head. What the hell is going on - I think she normally has nice hair, doesn't she? That girl could use a ton of help with makeup and wardrobe - she's so naturally beautiful but her makeup is too heavy and she doesn't really dress that well.

Rinna plays RunTellDat right in front of everyone - is she getting extra money to do that? She does it all the time. And then she tries to play all sides until she spills the tea again. And, this is really petty, but Kyle's ass and thighs looked HUGE when she was on Erica's bed. And why does Teddi think she has to be the moral compass of the group - how fucking pompous of her. And I rolled my eyes hard when they showed the scene from Erica's first season talking about how she doesn't have a group of women friends - and now she says she feels "safe" since VDP is gone but she is till acting standoffish and prickly.

I never said that it did.

I get why Bethenny (especially and Dennis too) and Barbara are fed up with Luann's attitude. They both went to a tremendous amount of trouble for her - she was really out of control. And they went above and beyond. It's not that Luann should kiss their asses for the rest of her life - but she doesn't seem to show any amount of gratitude at all. She hasn't exhibited (I don't think) any shame about ANY of her behaviour - the arrest, her kids taking her to court, begging Dennis for 6 million to buy a house - she just seems to pretend that it never happened. After all, she told one of the women that she's a different kind of alcoholic (meaning: I'm not really an alcoholic). She dabbles in going to AA meetings - which were court ordered. She dabbled in not drinking - now she's taking Antabuse - also court ordered. I don't think I've ever seen her be actually empathetic with any of the women over all the years of this show. In fact, she actually doesn't respond at all when anyone expresses any kind of unhappiness or pain - she's so incredibly shallow and egocentric and floats along in her own little bubble. I can't imagine how successful she was as a nurse (or RNA or whatever she was) - how the hell did she interact with patients - you know, when it's actually about someone other than her.

Bethenny has worked herself up beyond belief. It's incredible to watch - not that Bethenny has much of a filter, but it's completely disappeared and she's just spinning out of control. She's absolutely enraged - and Luann is deflecting or disagreeing with every accusation Bethenny is making - which is probably enraging Bethenny further. I've never seen anything like this.

Bethenny is ragging on Luann for having "sequin earmuffs" regarding Sonja's breakdown but Bethenny didn't respond very kindly to Barbara when she was upset and essentially saying that no one was interested in her at all this trip. In fact they ALL threw it back on Barbara for having bad energy. The motor-mouthing they all do is actually incredible - they can really escalate any situation and make it worse.

Or E Coli. But I like my steaks and roasts rare. Hamburger that's pink in the middle - no.

Anorexia is a psychiatric disorder. Conducting an affair is what? Bad behaviour? A moral failing? Eileen did it, just didn't like it being pointed out. It wasn't a secret (although Eileen acted like she'd been outed) but it was a choice. Anorexia isn't.

It doesn't take very much for Rinna to turn ugly. She really doesn't like to be challenged. Erika and Rinna are really up each others assholes this season.

Erika really doesn't walk gracefully - not sure whether it's the ultra high shoes, or what. Noticed this when she was at lunch with with the girls back home. She kind of clomps along. Ironic really, given that she's a dancer.

Erika couldn't resist the jab about Lisa V. Pathetic. And I doubt very much that Lisa Vanderpump would have been anything other than kind about Kyle's dramatic revelation about her eating disorder.

Kyle's still talking about how Lisa V told her to get out of her house after Kyle had told her all the women thought she was lying (and in the repeat showings of that scene, Kyle is actually smiling and nodding when Lisa V questioned her). It's like she doesn't understand why Lisa V would be that upset. And doesn't understand why Lisa V isn't talking to all of them. Yeah Kyle, it's a mystery.

OMG Tinsley - stop with the wailing and the moaning about Scott. It wasn't a match made in heaven FFS. Move on. She is really such a stunted person with no self awareness. A perpetual teenager with all the drama and the tears and the angst. Grow the fuck up.

This new girl Eliza is a just facsimile of Hagood from Southern Charm Savannah - country girl with the family with a farm that she just loves. Hagood seems to be smart and nice though.

Erica and Lisa R are the ringleaders driving the nasty agenda - taking Camille to account because she isn't 100% anti Lisa V.

I swear you could see Kyle's and Teddi's eyes glaze over when Dorit was doing her monologue at the beginning of the lunch with everyone. I have to say: Teddi looked very nice at the restaurant - she must have gotten a stylist and her own glam squad - her look is totally different from her first year. Denise's face always seems puffy. Erica seemed to be having an off day with her makeup and outfit.

The George Glass of reality tv.

OMG - that scene with Luann and Ramona...Luann says that the girls have a problem with her success and Ramona quickly replies "that's not it". Too funny.

What a shitshow this dinner has become! Wait, no, that was Cartagena!

Nothing has changed - Ramona always makes the staff put her stuff away. Sonja is just pissed beyond reason and she's totally embarrassing. Dorinda giving the bar guy instructions? Come on. They are being horrible and I really feel for the staff that have to deal with these arseholes.

And they all accuse Camille of being wishy-washy. Kyle's a pretty close second.

Exactly! I thought that too! Plus I wonder how they do mammogram for people with implants - I mean, exactly how much can they squeeze those things?

Denise is so rabid about telling everyone about sexual stuff - I'm not sure why she feels the need to overshare about it. Aaron didn't seem pleased that she blabbed to the other HW on the camping trip about his Happy Ending. She's very pushy about it - I find it as unappealing as someone wanting to push their religious beliefs at me.