whydoievencare

Brittany couldn't run home fast enough to breathlessly tell Jax that Sandoval was having a party the same night as theirs. Shit stirrer.

Max is a whiny little bitch. He and Dayna were "together" about 2 minutes. This gives him the right to have any opinion about what she does and who she's with? Plus, there is something kind of creepy about his looks, can't put my finger on what it is.

Perhaps if Hannah hadn't shared every single detail about her non relationship with Luke, the friends wouldn't have felt so pissed off on her behalf. Most of this is on Hannah.

Aaron - please just shut your piehole. Nothing you're talking about is actual science. Are Denise and Aaron in a folie a deux?

Rinna's such a bitch - think this is a producer suggestion to play this very stupid game of "first impressions"? Or did Rinna think of this all by herself? In any case, I still can't stand Rinna. And Teddi thinks that being direct and truthful means she doesn't have to be tactful.

Katie looks enormous in the hot pink dress in her TH. Yikes!

Adam is crazy. And abusive.

Lindsay talking with her boyfriend on the phone while angling said phone so he can look at her boobs.

Kyle talking about what is going to happen reminds me of how Texicanas was set up with a narrator. It seems like that format wasn't very popular and I find it odd that they are essentially doing the same thing with RHOBH.

Glen sums it up well - if Parker doesn't think he can change his behaviour then it's probably right for him to resign. I'm just amazed that Parker doesn't think he could possibly amend his behaviour in order to stay on the boat and do his job. Parker's just too precious for words. I wonder if he's ever worked before? It's amazing how he can play with the facts so that in his own mind, he's never at fault.

Teacherwoman, perhaps you should tell the whole class! (Sorry, couldn't resist!)

OMG, Schwartz says "there's no chance I wasn't losing that piece of paper". What a fucking asshole. He seems to think his behaviour is just so adorable but I certainly wouldn't want to be married to a child my whole married life and I don't really know who would.

Anyone remember a few seasons back when Kody and Christine went a little vacation which included going for counselling? That was when Christine and Kody weren't getting along very well - one of the recommended tasks was building something together on a beach (if I remember correctly). Kody wasn't being nice to Christine and was essentially saying that until Christine was totally accepting of all the wives, then he was going to have a problem with her. And yet he doesn't say anything to Robyn when she says that she is only married to him and not the other wives? Isn't that missing the whole point of polygamy? And would Robyn have said that if she wasn't the one legally married to Kody - like she got the prize and the other women didn't? Meri (although I can't stand her) must regret her legal divorce every minute of every day.

That's what I thought too!

Okay Parker, if the others don't see that you are just the best worker that ever worked, then that's on them? Got it. Parker seems like that kid who has gotten awards and applause all his life just for being Parker. What a snowflake. Mommy's special snowflake.

If he calls all of them "Love" or "Mrs. Brown", then he's never going to actually get their names wrong.

What is it with these arseholes - Carl, Luke, Jordan? These guys pursue a girl until they are sure they have them interested and then suddenly the guys aren't that interested and are afraid of commitment, or there's something wrong with the girl, or we're not compatible or blah, blah fucking blah. Jordan clearly has some sexual problems - whatever the cause. Why would anyone remotely normal want that broadcasted all over the place - is any attention better than no attention at all? I also don't think it's a great idea for Amanda to give up her day job to work with Kyle - he acts like her dad now - what's it going to be like when he's all she's got for an income. Why can't he just do LoverBoy on his own? I liked their mothers.

Why does Carl have that stupid smile on his face most of the time? It just seems designed to either piss someone off when he's arguing with them (like Lindsay) or get him out of trouble when he's backing out of something he's already agreed to (like having Sara come to the Summer House). He is just the creepiest guy - and he has been since he first appeared - there's been no change in his behaviour.

Perhaps Aurora wouldn't be so stressed out if she didn't have to be involved so deeply in all the family dramatics. I personally think it's inappropriate for Robyn and Kody to spill ALL the details surrounding the need to move to the children. The fact that they are so OTT about everything: it's SO hard to find a rental, mom and I are fighting about this, Robyn holding back her tears, money, money, money, etc... I think the adults could have presented the necessity for the move in a much more low key and matter of fact way. Also, if anyone has experience with anxiety attacks - is that how they manifest? To me, it kind of looked like a pseudo seizure - the stuttering, the twitching, the inability to walk.

Randall is such a giver says Jax the taker.

So Caleb and Maddie moved because he got a "really great job" as an elevator mechanic HELPER? I didn't know there was such a job (I mean I knew there were people who fix elevators, but there's a Helper and that's a real thing?)

Robyn is such a sap - can she never speak without crying? I'm not really sure what effect the tears are supposed to have on other people. I think she's so invested in the fact that they were one family in Las Vegas because that situation is really her only experience with the family. Contrary to what she'd like to pretend (that they shoulda all been together from the beginning), she wasn't part of the Lehi home where they were actually all together under one roof.

This is so petty of me, but why is Jazz wearing what looks like dark brown lipliner with a bright pink lipstick? It looks awful.

Does Brittney ever say anything without giggling? I don't think it's ever happened and I CANNOT STAND her fucking awful porpoise laugh. If I never saw her again on TV, I'd be good with that.

These stupid Brus - none of them have redeemed themselves one iota. Ashton pulled the "I just saw a therapist last week" card out of his ass for the reunion - are we to understand that he's been seeing a therapist all this time since the charter season, or he just saw a therapist for the very first time (just so he could claim that)? He's said he's sorry but really, he's just wanting the chance to point out everyone else's flaws. Same with Kevin and Tanner and Brian. Brian is just a weasel. Kevin's still upset about the penis cake - OMG, what a baby.