Arwen Evenstar
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29 minutes ago, Jellybeans said:
You are right. Why should he help them unless he's being paid?
What's he going to do for us, enthrall people at the shelters with his mad interpretive dance skills? He's a useless twit. Our local favorite JJ Watt has already raised $15mm for flood relief and will be getting his hands dirty as well.
Duggar like behavior is probably why a good many missionaries ended up in stew pots in the days of yore. The Catholic priests had luck converting the indigenous peoples of the Americas by appealing to what their religions had in common. Derelict would be telling the people of whatever nation he's in that his is superior to theirs.
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Who knows, she probably has to mail her used pee sticks home to be inspected as proof of trying.
I wanted to throw something at the screen during the sisters Skype when Jilly Muffin blurted out, "Are you pregnant yet?" That was just so offensive and insensitive for anyone to do that. Jessa did not hide her displeasure about that. Maybe a Jinger confided to Jessa that she was having issues. I'm happy to see vain and self centered Jessa be protective of Jinger, since none of the siblings seem to like one another much, and only tolerate Muffy because she's daddy's favorite.
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7 hours ago, Barb23 said:
He was tight with them but could never pronounce their last name correctly. Oh Boob.........
Since Louisiana is our good neighbor to the east, I'd imagine the surname would be Cajun French and pronounced accordingly?
I can only imagine how Boob would pronounce it horribly.
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6 hours ago, TessHarding2 said:
Do the parents teach the boys and the girls about marital sex? If they learn the rules from the Bible, what does that really teach them? Or do they get married and have no clue what to do and figure it out together? Would a married sister ever talk to an engaged sister about what they might do or expect on their wedding night?
For the boys, Jim Bob uses Legos.
Michelle tells the girls "don't worry, it doesn't take long" , though Anna told her sister Priscilla what she could expect on her wedding night.
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Since Derelict is going to Malawi, I can't help but think this is what is going to go to down over there
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45 minutes ago, Kokapetl said:
Fish n chips, guvnah.
Yessssssss!
That's not fish n chips, mate. First of all, too exotic for Jim Boob's plebeian palate.
That's more like chicken fried snake, what I call the Southern delicacy otherwise known as chicken fried steak..
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He'll help himself to a soda later.
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2 hours ago, Churchhoney said:
On the other hand, maybe if he did more, there'd be more people. I'm not sure people rush to join a church whose pastor doesn't even pretend to give a crap about them.
Even tougher to join a church if the pastor is never there.
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My arteries are clogging just looking at those plates.
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Sorry, couldn't resist, but basically in the first 20 seconds of the famous Python clip, the attitude of Michelle toward her kids. Looks like if Joy has as many, she might do the same.
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51 minutes ago, Annb67 said:
"Charm is deceitful, & beauty is vain, but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised." (Prov 31:30)
To me, this verse has meant that the virtue of being in awe of God is worth more than charm or beauty. How many charming people are fake and how many beautiful people are vain?
This verse is part of Proverbs 31
The Woman Who Fears the Lord
10 4 uAn excellent wife who can find?
She is far more precious than vjewels.
11 The heart of her husband trusts in her,
and he will have no lack of gain.
12 She does him good, and not harm,
all the days of her life.
13 She wseeks wool and flax,
and works with willing hands.
14 She is like the ships of the merchant;
she brings her food from afar.
15 She xrises while it is yet night
and yprovides food for her household
and portions for her maidens.
16 She considers a field and buys it;
with the fruit of her hands she plants a vineyard.
17 She zdresses herself5 with strength
and makes her arms strong.
18 She perceives that her merchandise is profitable.
Her lamp does not go out at night.
19 She puts her hands to the distaff,
and her hands hold the spindle.
20 She aopens her hand to bthe poor
and reaches out her hands to bthe needy.
21 She is not afraid of snow for her household,
for all her household are clothed in cscarlet.6
22 She makes dbed coverings for herself;
her clothing is efine linen and fpurple.
23 Her husband is known in gthe gates
when he sits among the elders of the land.
24 She makes hlinen garments and sells them;
she delivers sashes to the merchant.
25 iStrength and dignity are her clothing,
and she laughs at the time to come.
26 She opens her mouth with wisdom,
and the teaching of kindness is on her tongue.
27 She looks well to the ways of her household
and does not eat the bread of idleness.
28 Her children rise up and call her blessed;
her husband also, and he praises her:
29 “Many jwomen have done kexcellently,
but you surpass them all.”
30 lCharm is deceitful, and beauty is vain,
but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.
31 Give her of the fruit of her hands,
and let her works praise her in the gates.We know Jill is an idle cow and none of this really applies to her. Jilly Muffin is far from the Proverbs 31 woman.
We discussed this on the Boob and JChelle thread and someone wrote an excellent parody...
If he likes the Book of Proverbs so much, let him take to heart the use of the word sluggard.
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Because Miami is more espicey!
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1 hour ago, Desert Rat said:
Wait, why work as an engineer when you can sell empanadas on the corner? The pay is the same, right?
IMO, Paola's suggestion that her engineer husband sell empanadas is the stupidest thing she has said on the show, and she has said a lot of stupid stuff.
As an engineer myself who is pretty much in the same boat as Russ, except my Espicey Latino isn't wanting to move to Miami for his modeling cur-reeeer, I decided I was done with this empty headed ninnymuggins right there and then after she said such a stupid thing. I wanted to bitch slap her then and there.
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4 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:
Maybe he is feeling defeated because he has espicy wife with a cah-reer.
THAT was AWESOME!
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My hubs is a Spicy Latino and there's no way he'd let me leave the house dressed like Pao dresses.
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6 hours ago, cdp73 said:
I just looked at their fundraisers. How is it that $6500 for them only impacts 500 lives while for Derelict it would have impacted 2,000?
Screw you, Derick, JJ Watt!s crowd funding effort for flood relief raised $8.5 MM in a few days. And, we know he won't keep a penny for himself!
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12 minutes ago, pinkelephant3 said:
I've angered lots of pickles leg humpers so I guess I'll bring my snark here...
You're always welcome here. We live for snark. Plenty of food and libations in the prayer closet.
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@Celia Rubenstein so good to see you posting again.
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1 hour ago, ChiCricket said:
Darvey's (ex) husband had a Dutch-boy haircut. Guess she has a type.
Maybe she should try a guy with the Augustus Gloop look.
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4 hours ago, Heathen said:
And of course she'll have sister-mom Jilly as her midwife.
And Jilly will get a chance to use her 'medical things" again.
See I used the proper term this time, as I was soundly corrected the last time! LOL
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1 hour ago, MargeGunderson said:
It's Duggar math!
Math is hard...
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4 minutes ago, JoanArc said:
If...if Anna were to pop it out now, ad she got knocked up right (could happen) - Jessa, Jill, Anna, Kendra, and maybe still Joy will all likely be pregnant together. I hope Michelle shits herself over it.
Listening to all that dolphin squealing upon hearing such news will make me shit my pants.
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5 hours ago, Kath94 said:
Omigosh! Jesse is MAX HEADROOM!
Haven't thought of him in years. Thanks for the laugh.
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4 hours ago, 3 is enough said:
There are still a bunch of nasty comments on his instagram page. Guess he has not had time to delete them yet...
What else does he have to do? He doesn't work or help his wife with the house or the kids. Lazy, stupid grifter.
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Michelle and JimBob aka J'Chelle and Boob
in Counting On
I wish to God I was. But there's more...
the infamous Dr Wheat marital education book that refuses to depict the clitoris, as if to deny its existence altogether, and he's a fucking gynecologist.