[Season 1 Discussion]

Faceful of slap! Love it! Haven't hung with any of my Brit cousins for ages, so I missed this one. Thanks for the newest addition to my lexicon.

[Season 2 Discussion]

Bulldogs are adorable.  Danielle is not.  

[Sweet Fellowship: Duggars and Friends (aka the Bates Family and Other Featured Families Thread)]

8 hours ago, BitterApple said:

I saw it and it reminded me of one of those National Geographic specials where they show alpha wolves devouring an elk carcass while the weaker pack members are forced to look on and then fight for the scraps. The Rodrigues kids were downright feral with the way they looked ready to pounce once Chimpy offered them a sliver of coconut.

Only a sliver?  Where do I find this abomination on YouTube? Mr E is going grocery shopping tonight, so maybe I can witness this without embarrassment.

[The Lonely Js Club: Jason, James, Jackson & Johannah]

3 hours ago, lookeyloo said:

Lived there from 1975-2015 so I feel like one.

I think that's more than long enough to consider yourself an honorary Coonass!

Do you still drink chicory coffee?

[Jill, Derick & the Kids: Moving On!!]

1 hour ago, Churchhoney said:

Does God keep track of what we give? Time, talent, and treasure?

Back to Lesson One

Do DumDums count?

[Joe & Kendra: Looking Forward To Side Hugs]

1 hour ago, JoanArc said:

For about 30 seconds...

You wicked girl! How I adore you!

[Season 1 Discussion]

6 hours ago, ChaChaSlide said:

He's unwilling to do the work it takes to be in a serious relationship with someone here, which would require some self reflection and bettering his station in life (because what woman do you know will take a baby daddy DJ living with mommy in his mid 20s seriously?). Instead of seeing the problem is him, he broadbrushes women and goes after a woman he think will settle for his mediocrity because it's American mediocrity. 

I think this post calls out Patrick in particular, but in general (bolded) plenty of the others seeking love as well.  We've heard Paul, Jorge, and many others complain about American women this and American women that.

Why would any woman who lives somewhere fabulous like Paris and is living in a country where workers demand their rights and get them, get universal healthcare, and have a social safety net, want to come to a country that really has none of those things?  But, I digress, our mediocrity is better than anyone else's.

And a mediocre individual here fancies his chances abroad because any woman should be so grateful to come to 'Murica that she'd be so willing to put up with his shit. I've worked with a lot of insufferable men who have foreign brides, and all I can think of is that she must be some poor woman who was so desperate to escape the poverty or political climate of her homeland, that putting up with his shit is preferable.

[Jessa, Ben and Their Brood: Making a (Diaper) Mountain out of a Mold House]

8 hours ago, Kokapetl said:

 

I count four "yays"

FFS Jessa, your baby is not a puppet. 

Manipulation of children and teaching them to parrot Duggar tenets can't begin soon enough.

[Josh & Anna Smuggar: A Series of Unfortunate Events]

31 minutes ago, kassygreene said:

They are checking off the boxes on a list.

Problem was that Josh couldn't stop checking boxes other than his wife's.

[Joe & Kendra: Looking Forward To Side Hugs]

30 minutes ago, Barb23 said:

Can't wait to see the finished masterpiece. The picture on left looks like plastic wrap.

That's exactly what I was thinking

[Sweet Fellowship: Duggars and Friends (aka the Bates Family and Other Featured Families Thread)]

But that was 90's future. And Counselor Troi had thick, healthy hair that wasn't burnt to a crisp. 

[Jill, Derick & the Kids: Moving On!!]

11 hours ago, Mollie said:

I guess the Dillards didn't receive enough donations to pay for sunscreen and a hat for the baby.  I also guess they don't teach about skin cancer in homeschool.

They may have forgotten his little hat.  The tortilla seems to be doing its job in the meantime.  As humorless as they are, that was actually funny.  Maybe Izzy did it.

Dont give these dumb fucks any ideas.  They might put up a gift, I mean a grift, registry. 

[Cortney and Antonio: Smelly Cat(fish)]

25 minutes ago, SoshulMeedya said:

Her dad needs to make a 50 page questionnaire for prospective catfish boyfriends to fill out. At least Jim Boob vettes all prospects.

I'm sure her dad's questions would center around what sort of dip the prospective suitor likes.

[Joy and Austin: This One Time At Family Camp]

2 hours ago, ariel said:

 Glasses can only get you so far.  I just don't see any members of Mensa in the pictures.

The Duggars are so stupid that they think Mensa pertains to a woman's monthly cycle.

[Small Talk: The Prayer Closet]

There used to be a website called petswelcome,com.  I don't know if it's still active, but friends of mine who wanted to take their pets with them would use it.

[Sweet Fellowship: Duggars and Friends (aka the Bates Family and Other Featured Families Thread)]

9 minutes ago, galaxychaser said:

don't want to sound mean, but husband david is hideous beyond belief. how he got anyone to marry that face is a miracle. and the kids just tragic looking. all homely. i know its mean, but wow.

A 17 year old homeschooled Virgin who'd never been kissed until her wedding day, that's who. Maybe having a Portuguese surname made him all the more "exotic", even though he probably doesn't speak or understand a word of it.

Chimpy wasn't as unfortunate looking back then because he was slimmer and younger, but he wasn't anything to swoon over, either.

[Sweet Fellowship: Duggars and Friends (aka the Bates Family and Other Featured Families Thread)]

4 minutes ago, Sew Sumi said:

Oh no, there's no subtlety in the coconut video. Jill and Chimpy fucking hog it while the kids look on. 

That's just cruel to do to children. FFS, save it for after the kids go to bed.  These people disgust me on so many levels.  They're always bragging about what devout Christians they are but let their kids go hungry?

[Josh & Anna Smuggar: A Series of Unfortunate Events]

My money is on Murgatroyd.

[Sweet Fellowship: Duggars and Friends (aka the Bates Family and Other Featured Families Thread)]

The coconut video sounds horrible.  Unless of course what we don't know was JRod tries it first and convinces them it's good, and there are more coconuts for the kids. I get they didn't video all their kids eating it, but they might have reassured us they were going to get some too. Of course, we are always going to think the worst of them because of their sickly starving kids.

[Cortney and Antonio: Smelly Cat(fish)]

Antonio the model pings my gaydar.  The shape of his face and lips makes me wonder if he does drag.

[Jill, Derick & the Kids: Moving On!!]

Her table manners are superior to those of the Duggars.

[Michelle and JimBob aka J'Chelle and Boob]

Extremes Fundies often have mastered the look of being perpetually constipated, being they are way too uptight about nearly everything, and certainly anything popular or remotely resembling fun. 

[Jessa, Ben and Their Brood: Making a (Diaper) Mountain out of a Mold House]

20 minutes ago, Sew Sumi said:

No, Boob was in government back in 1999-2002. 

Bbbbbbbut gubmint is ebil, unless its sole reason for being is to take away the rights of women, minorities, or the LGBTQ community.

[Cortney and Antonio: Smelly Cat(fish)]

Cortney is dumb. I'd go as far as to say that she's Duggar dumb.

[Patrick and Miriam: Making a Cameo in Paris, Italy]

All of the above are possible.  Someone even suggested trans.  I admit it crossed my mind, but is probably very unlikely.