Drogo

Poor Seamus. Sweetest criminal henchman and hired gun I ever did see. Modern day Mr. Darcy.

Peter was pretty bummed he can’t consolidate his direct reports anymore. Katie really has that “Woe is me” act down. Certainly Tom Schwartz never gave anyone the impression he’s willing to stand up for anything.

So Nany blew the final puzzle because she didn’t do “her job” (complicated as it is to separate Purple from NotPurple…) and still everyone there talks about what a badass Challenger she is.

Let me get this straight— we’re in a season where everyone is either single, in a surface level relationship, in an open relationship with pornstaches, or actively sleeping around… except Scheana?! …My how the turns have tabled. There may be hope for this show yet. This is the season Laura Lee deserved.

I’m gonna need Granny and Osama to show up and rescue this season.

She just called herself pretty and attractive. Hee.

Friend is stirring shit.

This salon is the size of a fucking Best Buy.

You don’t need to impress her. She’s wearing all the Dollar Tree accessories for you.

You know it’s real when you pack your sewing machine collection.

So did she go to Claire’s and buy every accessory to wear on this flight?

First time leaving the country ever? Shocking. She seems so cultured and continental.

Didn’t she say it was a security guard and she was charged with assault on a peace officer?

In case you missed it, here's a quick visual recap of the Tell All No Limits Part 3! ---------------------------------------------------- SHAEEDA: BILAL: SHAWN: BILAL: BILAL'S "FRIEND" (A HIRED ACTOR): EUTRIS: ---------------------------------------------------- KIM: USMAN TO HOMETOWN HOTTIE: KIM: JAMAL: USMAN: ---------------------------------------------------- JENNY AND SUMIT: SUMIT'S BROTHER/SIS-IN-LAW/FATHER: SUMIT'S MOTHER: ---------------------------------------------------- SMALL ED CONFRONTING JOVI AND ANDREI AT THE BAR:

Have fun with it? No doubt. Win? Lol nah. Because with all my ruthless machinations, no doubt my BigHeart™ would still commit itself to a clever INFJ woman (likely complete with posh accent and higher IQ then I can count to) who would allow me to collect blood on my hands then coup de grâce me in the final episode while she takes credit for everything I've done and putting two in my head. No of course I'm not speaking from experience. He was even dumber on Big Brother, but he was the dumbest during the Summer Olympics in Brazil.

LMAO I appreciate your confidence but I would never imagine I’m so smart and special that I’d be great at one of these shows. (100 every person who shits the bed thought they were gonna kill it before they got there.) Great premise but the worst of the worst reality “stars.”

Soooo Skylar, what happened to Nathan? Is it too much to ask that a forest witch turned him into a toadstool? Kind of feel for Chris. He gets this bit of money for his suffering (the only windfall he’ll probably ever see) and the women who meant the most to him considered it theirs. Gabby’s going to leave him high and dry now, isn’t she? Something about Travis fulfilling his dream of using a metal detector on a beach made me happy. This dude robbed a bank… for $3K. A mastermind, he ain’t. Sure seemed like Derek knew the woman calling his name in the car next to them. He was in a real rush to get out of that lot and seemed very sure he didn’t want Monique to meet her. So are we to assume the one sister set them up with the “go see grandma right now” call right after the “bish imma kill u” call from the other sister?

And for good reason! He seems to get all the most expensive things and doesn't pay for them. Monique's photos were so filtered that honestly he had to have known he wasn't getting a real preview. The only things missing were the Snapchat cat ears and whiskers.

TJ did mention the buttons in the instructions as the way to lock in your answers, so if Nany lost because Moriah followed instructions and she didn't... that's her own stupidity. They're always sticklers for that shit in Eliminations. Same. I'm not sure why there's a "Nany deserves to get to a Final and win" air in the house when she's never been a remarkable Challenger. IIRC the only season where she had any sort of dominance was when she was paired with Turbo, which ended immediately after they weren't paired anymore and she was angry with him when she called him down as the person to tie her to her chair in elimination and he... tied her to her chair. Mostly Nany just seems entitled to me.

In case you missed it, here's a quick visual recap of the Tell All Part 44... BILAL: ALSO BILAL: SHAEDA: -------------------------------------------------------------- YARA: JOVI: -------------------------------------------------------------- LIZ: ED: -------------------------------------------------------------- ELIZABETH: CHARLIE: ANDREI: BECKY: -------------------------------------------------------------- SHAWN RE: INSTAGRAM: ANGELA: MICHAEL: MICHAEL'S UNCLE: -------------------------------------------------------------- JENNY: SUMIT:

She keeps coming back because we accept the love we think we deserve. And Liz is not a friend of Liz right now. No my guy, you’re probably like me and stealthily snatched one of the smart impressive ones up when her useless-men period of time was over lmaooo

Small Ed I’ll take it

“I want him, I love him” WHY

In my experience, the smartest most impressive women date the most insecure and useless men. At least for a period of time.

Please let one of these dudes call Ed “wittle guy” and pet him on the head when he tries to get loud.