Drogo

“ No more surprises “ Cut to—-> More Surprises

Guys please be mindful of my narcolepsy ZZZZZZZZZ

I’ll stick with 90DF where the participants are aware they’re not that bright and exist purely for our entertainment.

Who’s ready to squeegee the floor?

I can’t tell if that baby is a petty asshole or if she’s the smartest person on the show. Imagine being aware at 4 months old that your parents are two shitheads.

It’s giving SubZero from Mortal Kombat. (Yes I know it’s also Scorpion’s look but Scorpion would actually win fights.)

That’s some permanent-scowl Shawn and Sara’s baby got on it.

Related to nothing: that was a good looking kid NoChance had. Ethan could’ve just walked off the Vikings: Valhalla set. He was not impressed by dear old dad and I applaud him for that.

Puddle of raw sewage.

Yes, with one personality per year.

The rule is when two new women join they can only accept one and the other is burnt at the stake. See: Rachel/Jessica, Julia/Gabrielle, Paige/Hannah.

Because Mya sucks. Right? Not just irregular- nine or ten months without one. Most women I know who missed ten periods had babies.

David’s and Denise’s and bears, oh my.

Nicole is definitely not right. A smidge concerned she moved back just to burn the place down, Carrie-style.

He was the home health aides nephew. He murdered one of his aunt’s employers.

Pretty sure the writers are setting up a future relationship between the two of them. *Reformed unapologetic bad boy with skeletons in his closet from the wrong side of the streets* meets *Well educated goody two shoes born with a silver spoon who always does The Right Thing.*. If not romantic, professional. This show is really hurting for a great partner OTP dynamic.

I think it was stupid to not get the CA trip approved when Loverboy apparently has an unlimited vacation policy but the idea that you owe a company your eternal allegiance because they hired you when other companies didn’t want to is ridiculous. And I agree with Danielle that bringing up things that happened prior to Carl’s sobriety is a cheap shot and irrelevant. Mya bothers me, I think it’s her faux coolgirl act. She was so not okay with Ciara’s MyBoYfReNdDd! act with Oliver but said nothing. And the beach with Lindsay was a sad look for her. Paige has barely existed this season. Has Craig drained the funny out of her at last? Gabby reminds me of Sarah Jessica Parker. No I will not be taking questions.

With you. My spouse watched this episode with me after abandoning the show a few years ago. I couldn’t have picked a worse episode as a first-one-back. The six plus minutes of exposition at the beginning were six minutes we’ll never get back, but nowhere near as painful as the closing scene which was… I just… what. The episode could’ve benefited from Bruno, but I guess they wouldn’t have anywhere for him to say he’s rich whatwith the COTW subjects being wealthy. I also have no sympathy for spelling bee corruption. Is nothing sacred?

I thing it’s the only thing they believe they have “over her.” They all have Poor life choices / Associates with criminals / Ridiculous eyelashes / Terrible outfits in common.

I really think Amber heard “Pick one: Baby or Booze” and didn’t think twice. I just don’t like how she keeps waxing poetic about it to her family, the baby’s father, and worst of all us (since we’ve known from jump that’s not what the mf doctor said.) Shawn remains useless. But he’s always been, so really it’s hard to feel bad for any woman getting involved with him thinking it’ll be otherwise with her. Smart men know a) your wife will only demand attention if you aren’t giving it to her, b) if she doesn’t get positive attention she’ll go for negative attention/fighting, and c) if none of the above work she will chuck your ass into the trash and find a guy who doesn’t need convincing. It’s not “if he wanted to he would” it’s “if he won’t, someone else will.” Simple as that. I still like Blaine for Lindsay. He’s definitely been through some hard times and made bad decisions, but he seems to have made good out of his life since then. I really felt for both of them in this episode. Monique and Derek are two idiots. We’re not ready at all but use no protection. That checks out. Speaking of TC, shout out to the Hi-C Ecto Cooler nightcap he poured for himself. Who you gonna call?

I find Amber infuriating. She continues to misrepresent what the doctor told her about pregnancy in relation to her liver, and then has five empty shot glasses in front of her every time we see her out. Why is the couple dressed as air traffic controllers the most well adjusted?

I’m thinking they probably either would’ve either (a) had the last two teams to get through the cornfield compete in Balls In or (b) would’ve had two Balls In eliminations with Team 1 vs Team 4 and Team 2 vs Team 3. I hate that they weren’t in that Final. Worst way to go.

Doubtful. I can’t think of one instance where any Challenge was modified for Jordan’s disability. (Including a few seasons ago when TPTB knew he was getting thrown into elimination vs Fessy and they still made it a Pole Wrestle, where he wrecked his shoulder and collarbone.)

The allegedly likable people are almost all for sale. The only ones who only do what they want are the cooties like Sandy and James.

Dixon said to charge him with obstruction, interference, and “anything else you can think of.” Matisse didn’t walk.