Drogo

Wait this show is "controversial"..? I thought it was just shitty.

"When I'm throwing a tantrum, just let me lay on the floor kicking and screaming and then get over it when I stand up and ask for an ice cream cone."

Wow, this season is a fucking mess. "Get your ass downstairs and cook me some breakfast, Woman I Cheat On Regularly."

He said it was because he "didn't agree with how his [dad's] cancer was handled." Umm. Shut up, Jax. Let me guess, it went something like this: "Dad only died because you didn't take an aggressive enough treatment plan against his wishes to die at home surrounded by his family and I blame you for listening to him, Mom."

I imagine this conversation happened without Megan in the room while Dad was watching the show air in real time with the rest of us.

I was going to comment on this episode but I can't come close to the brilliance that is this sentence so I'm backing away in shame and maybe I'll come back in a few hours and not read it again.

I have no sympathy for anyone on this show. Except Pretty Girl and that girl who calls Brittany "Bunkie."

Hoyt Foods is the large chicken processing plant located in town. Lucy worked there on the chicken line, as well as Mr. Whitehead our one-eyed friend from last week. They suspiciously offered a reward for the safe return of Julie Purcell despite their foundation being founded for children's medical bills and not missing children.

Yep. Despite 8000 copies of it in his home, he never read her fucking book... you can go shave your back now, Hays. Also, his bedroom game was very creepy and predatory even in the 80s. There are ways to love a woman that don't involve walls.

YUP. The correct answer to "Prime this pump" was "Tell me what to do and I'll do it. "

My buddy has a mobile car wash business he started when his brother got out of prison since he knew no one would hire him. They specifically hire ex-cons. He's said that they need to be firm or the guys will take a mile from an inch of slack. For every 20 he hires, something like 10 stop showing up after a day or week, a few do the minimum, a few become good employees and 1 becomes a great employee. That business owner has just seen enough Matts to not waste both their time with niceties. And Matt, no one owes you anything- least of all respect you don't give them.

And an Oxy. How much extra deodorant does one need to apply to end up with that effect?

The trashy golf cart was unharmed, we may all rest easy. They pulled him out of it to kick his ass.

Scott looks entirely too much like the beaver from Zoobilee Zoo.

He was rehearsing for his musical number, "If I Only Had A Brain."

He's not. He's a moron.

Umm.. kings and queens?

"Drug Attic."

Clint's first wife could teach a master class in polite shade-throwing.

Lizzie confesses to an $800,000 hustle; Megan expects a proposal from Michael; Matt's temper flares at a job interview; Brittany reveals a secret to Marcelino; Clint reveals shocking details about the night Tracie went on the run.

Fail! At least Ricky wasn't the only one to show his ass.

What happened to Lolo's hair? Locusts?

I'm told Instagram and Twitter both give you the option to delete unwanted comments on your posts. So if BL saw these "She's not a real girl" comments and called/texted all of her coworkers and they still didn't delete those offensive comments... then they're more in the wrong than I thought.

Romeo is the worst host. He always looks and sounds like they just woke him up from a nap to come read the pineapple chips. There are 9 "Ex" votes (Darien, Diandra, Jay, Monte, Murray, Nelson, Nurys, Rob, Sha.) Janelle got Nelson's vote (Crush) + Morgan got Jay's vote (Crush) + 2 Cut votes went to Cory. Farrah's pineapple is the only remaining one, so there are five chips in it. Sha was going to Crush her, but Nurys and Diandra no doubt cast Cuts. So if any one other person voted Cut, she's a goner. And not a moment too soon, because she's terrible. Darien got pretty chummy with Diandra and Nurys, and seems over Janelle's theatrics, so there's a good chance he'd align his vote with theirs.