Drogo

Michael ring shops with his wife, but plans a secret trip with girlfriend. Clint marries bride Tracie, but he awakens to a nightmare. Matt shocks Caitlin on their first date, when his rebellious move goes too far. Marcelino fears being a stepdad.

And the Irony Award goes to @configdotsys for pointing out that we found a winner in these ten losers. ^Us^

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All true. Also, a hostile work environment isn't "I hate my coworker" so much as "It's impossible for me to do my job." Katie could easily go about her workday without inserting herself into disagreements between others. I forget.. what bad thing/s did Billie Lee do?

I shit you not, I think that bowtie was wooden. *I believe that's what the kids today refer to as "extra."

If you're ever considering marriage, please make sure that person is considerate of the cats. Don't blame everything on the cats and steal their futon mattresses just because they're old enough to die for their country. I know you would never do that.

You underestimate how much easier it is to blame everything on your daughter. Eric's fatherhood mantra:

Not to defend Billie Lee's point, but.. isn't Kristen supposed to be banned from LVP's restaurants anyway?

Folks, please do not post "I hope [insert name] doesn't die this year" in here. It's morbid.

One of those shirts said Vagina Mafia. I don't think I get it.

Just go with it. Reality television would have me believe that it's a child's job to take care of their parents and not vice versa. And Kristen? No. Don't do that. I was waiting for a "relaunch" of this:

If Eric ever won a trophy in our non-snowflake generation I will eat my fucking shoe.

Are you saying... it's not proper?

Oo Tillie..

Nope. Leida wanted that bedroom empty.

I'll definitely be watching next season. And Happily Ever After. And Before the 90 Days. No shame.

See and I liked Jonathan more before the Tell All. He came off petty af there, both before and after Coltee/Larissa showed up. I don't think casting has changed so much as producer manipulation has skyrocketed. They need to lay off and let the chips fall where they may.

Why?

Maybe, but no one else did it.

It's easier for Lizzie to believe she was only taking drugs because Scott was sending her money than to believe she's an addict. And it's easier for Jazmyn to blame Scott than it is for her to blame her mother. And certainly Matt use again and will blame Caitlin and his mother for "making him use" by telling him not to. You can't use regular logic to understand these people.

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As far as I saw, Steven is the only one who apologized to his partner on the Tell-All, and seemingly unprompted. He seemed like he really wanted to get that out there, that he regretted what he'd done, and that he felt bad. (I'm shocked they left it in the final cut.) As a Shitbag. There are more than you'd probably think.

He may have tried breastfeeding Oliver.

Conscription also hasn't been enacted since before he was born, so we can toss the whole get drafted and to die for your country onto the pile of other bullshit he spews, right next to "I was about to volunteer to fight ISIS" and "I really love my kids." "You make her pregnant, it's your job to take care of her." -Asuelu, who continuously makes his wife pregnant but does nothing to take care of her