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Katie is very sensitive and anyone who can't understand that (and work around those sensitivities quietly) probably shouldn't work at SUR. Because she won't tolerate it. When Billie Lee walked into "Girls Night In," Katie legitimately glared at her as if she had some nerve being at her own workplace on a night she was scheduled to work.

Where. The. F. Is. Ostara.

Oh, that does make sense; now I see it! OK, well, I'm off to work--gonna call some people there some WORDS and see who is the liability! I wouldn't recommend it if you aren't working in a restaurant featured in a reality show based on drama between current/former/potential employees and their current/former/potential significant others. Be that as it may, it's truly rich for Lisa Vanderpump to pretend to agree that James' words (when he and Katie were mutually arguing) went over some line when we've all seen the kind of assault/battery/bullying she's allowed from her staff thusfar.

And if baby+mom are both moving here, there's probably a lot of "stuff" they are bringing with them - which isn't just hard to transport alone, but also to keep an eye on if someone needs to feed baby or use the restroom, and also bag-check limits and fees. He's probably going with no baggage so she can use his seat's full checked-bag allowance as well.

And it took him entirely too long to leave the fucking Walgreens and head to the motel. "What do you want to do?" "I saw a motel back th--"

The good life is not sharing a bedroom? Low bar, Farrah.

It's hard to be strange dysfunctional and extremely boring, but Family Kalani pulls it off.

autistic ≠ slow This family is ignorant as fuck.

Super hot is enough sometimes.

Sorry, I meant to say hands in prayer like with a rosary (as might be common for funerals)- I don't think there was a rosary on the body in the cave either, but the hands were definitely positioned into prayer hands.

I thought I saw hands in prayer with a rosary. ETA: My brain might be converging the communion picture and his death pose because it feels like I've watched 14 hours of this show but it's only been 3.

Lots of my friends' parents took them to events from LE where non-missing kids' fingerprints were taken, put on cards for the parents and added to the national database in case they ever went missing. That was the 80's. Recently the subject came up that they're lucky none of them committed a crime thinking their prints wouldn't come up in searches.

Since I definitely recognize the VW Beetle driver as I'm going to have to assume he's up to no good in this show. Maybe doing someone else's dirty work.

If The Marine in him came out, it would've shot him in the fucking head. What a fucking disgrace to my Corps. I swear, the most pathetic worst-looking bottom-feeding former military shitbags make their way to reality TV.

I think the intended takeaway is that Dead Will was posed by someone who had seen that photo in their family album. But I also think it's a common funeral pose for a child. I have a Bose soundbar which has cleared up the background-is-louder-than-dialogue issue for every show including this one... but Mahershala is the exception. His lines are almost whispered into the floor.

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That was my original thought - bones? Something incriminating is in that duffel. He went straight home to get rid of it once the pick-up mob came for him. That's the 80s for you.

Nor I. Have we seen Walmart Daughter in any of the present day scenes?

So.. that was a body in the duffel bag, right?

I can't even enjoy snarking on Clint because seems so helpless. Something is very wrong with his brain.

"Brittany requires the kind of sex only a man can give her." Cool story bro.

Sarah: "Michael doesn't like confrontation, he doesn't like emotions, he doesn't like talking, he doesn't like any human interaction." You forgot "Michael doesn't like me."

Do not post about the spoiler threads in the episode thread. If someone wants to read the couple's spoiler threads, they'll do that on their own. Posts have been removed.

Men with giant breasts are rarely ignored by anyone. Sad as it may be, I can almost guarantee there are dozens of women hitting up Coltee right now on social media in the hopes of becoming the next Larissa. "I hate air conditioning too!" "I have always wanted to live with a guy and his mom" "I consider myself a sort of bith phtew connoisseur" etc.