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That's probably why they're doing so well compared to the other couples. InstantPots are amazing.

I was so annoyed watching Luke's mom force Kate to handhold her while she was emotionally-stabbing her in the ear. I could think of so many better responses than Kate's to Luke's Mom's question of "What's The Absolute Least you were hoping to get out of this?" A good story for my kids Friendship An experience For Lenscrafters to stop making your hideous blue frames An ounce of human decency from someone who's supposed to be my husband For other parents to do a better job than the shit one you did with Luke, thanks for nothing Mom Not to have wasted weeks of my life with someone who shit-talks me to random camera-people A father-in-law who doesn't walk around barefoot when his new daughter-in-law comes over for the 1st time For you to take that fucking tinsel out of your hair because you're not fucking Ke$ha

The best man on this season, AFAIC. He got screwed with 70/30 Jasmine. I think Will and Kate could've made each other very happy.

Agreed, and I think a lot of that has to do with his being matched with the best woman this season. SexyAFStef's fun, great at absorbing his communication, and she seems to have the perfect blend of high hopes and low expectations for this experiment. Only a jackass would treat her poorly. (IMO Kate's a wet blanket, Kristine's a covered pot, and Jasmine's spoiled.)

Not one of these boneheads showed up to their new families' homes with a bottle of wine, a Wegman's cheesecake, nothing. AJ: "I want to make a good impression." Good impressions cost $16.99, bruh.

Keith needs to wait out Uncle Joe and swoop in for Aunt Susie. The woman is a catch.

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Katie: "Carter your girlfriend is such an embarrassment." Also Katie: "Carter is the problem."

Karl Lagerfeld, you made some really great cologne. You also thought everyone was a little too fat.

Mod note: Move on.

Megan's last-minute visit shakes Michael when his mom objects. Brittany's party turns left when her ex arrives & she's forced to reveal her secret. Scott's big surprise for Lizzie. Caitlin's devastating news. Clint's shocking phone call from Tracie.

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I don't think the show has ever actually said that Hays has PTSD, but if he does, going deep recon in Vietnam is certainly enough reason why.

When the relationship's over, delete the pictures. Those goodies ain't for your clown ass anymore, Keith.

I feel some type of way about a man who doesn't delete intimate photos of an ex from his phone, with or without his new wife telling him to.

"His friend that died" was probably at his mixer the night before. What a bullshit person he is.

"Don't listen, I'll always keep you safe"- super creepy at their reveal, bittersweet now as words of support from a doomed big brother to his little sister.

...for the second time in the 90s. You think maybe they'd learn to close doors. Also strange: No one ever compared the fingerprints/handwriting on Julie's supportive notes with her family's penmanship/prints? Graphology's been around a long ass time, and we know they lifted Freddy's fingerprints off Will's bicycle. They let Dan O'Brien leave the diner when he was so clearly in fear for his life? Surely there had to be an obstruction/extortion charge in there they could have slapped him with. I know he wanted his $7K but 24 hours without scoring and he would've been singing like a bird for free. How many times had Julie been in that room before she went missing? She had those drawings of the pink cabinets in her bedroom, so how long was she being groomed? We all do. "Just doing a little reading.." "Life happens now, I don't like to spend time remembering stuff." WE SEE YOU, WRITERS. He sure was. Ending up in the bottom of a quarry seems maybe too good for him.

Amanda and Marcellino truly believe the main issue is whether Brittany likes/doesn't like dick. The main issue is that Brittany is a dick. Think we're seeing why Tito's not even 1% jealous over who Brittany's with and only concerned about their son.

After being MIA, Michael is confronted by wife Sarah; Brittany suggests a threesome with her ex, and Clint seeks legal advice when his missing wife is locked up.

It's Mr. Repulsed-and-DeadInside. It's hyphenated, because he's a modern shithead. Kate was definitely excluding the latter 65% of her thought: "I don't buy Solo cups anymore because this is not Phi Beta Epsilon rush night and I haven't bought vodka in a plastic bottle since 2011." Agree. And while I don't think he's a serial killer pot about to boil over, it's a shitty way to be in a relationship. You can't blurt offensiveness over life's minutiae and then expect your partner to not take it personally because "that's just you." All it's really saying to your spouse is "I care about [this small shit] more than I care about making you happy or ruining your day" and well, most people would rather be single than play second fiddle to shower accessories. I don't think AJ's a bad guy, but he's not ideal husband material at this moment. That can change.

I never knew that True Detective was a long-running mystery-fiction magazine that started the true crime drama. I was watching Public Enemies and saw the damn magazine in the background.

I don't think Kate lacks self esteem when she's not around Luke. She sure wasn't shy with the strippers! I don't think either of Kate/Shawniece/Jaclyn were all that classically beautiful - but they were all consistently positive.. eager to please.. went with the flow.. they all wanted to be kissed early and often.. they appreciated any romantic gesture no matter how lazy or unoriginal.. There are some women that become less attractive every day you spend with them, then there are women as described above who become more beautiful every day you spend loving them. I can just see their first postcoital exchange now.. W: How was it for you, darling? J: C-minus. You'll have my notes in the morning.

It's true, headboards aren't necessary. They used to serve a purpose in keeping your head away from the coldness of the wall, but now we have insulation and baseboards and central heat and stuff. Still... they make the bed look "finished." I feel equally squicky about beds with a flat sheet and no comforter. And Kate is adorable. I think she's one of the cutest women they've had on this show, among the ranks of Shawniece and Jaclyn. She was so eager to put the right amount of vinegar in their sad salad. Luke's missing out with that one- she's out of his league and he's blowing it. Do you really think they do this because I will delete it from my DVR and never look back.