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candall

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  1. How long until we get a 15-minute LAL chaser of Keke Wyatt's World?
  2. Hmmm. Extend my prison sentence or marry Savannah. Tough call.
  3. Well, now I have to rewind. I was mesmerized by his perm.
  4. Here it is! Attica! Attica!
  5. Right? The prison system would be completely different if only every convict netted ten or twelve thousand bucks a month.
  6. That one daughter has exposed her bosom for the road trip to Georgia.
  7. Why is she soft-selling the lawyer's assessment? It's not "not a good fit"--it's a violation of professional fiduciary regulations. Speak up, mush mouth. He knows he's a con.
  8. Hint: it's a really big dill.
  9. Quote "Jade gets grilled by in-laws; Raneka confronts Asonta; Savannah hatches a plan to get Jake out." Wait. Savannah's organizing a jail break? Well, that should jazz up the LDL action.
  10. I like it. I think I can work Norah into the rotation.
  11. Could someone please remind me who Paul's talking about when he mutters, "Fuckin' Norah"?
  12. Is it over? I nodded off.
  13. This is the only show I watch where "finna" is a standard part of the CC lexicon.
  14. Okey dokey then. One of our better LAL franchise attorneys!
  15. Commercial break. What's a Chromecast?
  16. No, Woody Woodpecker. It's called NAGGING.
  17. It's only for a month--OG returns in September. Just enough time to hone our snark to a razor's edge. ⚡
  18. Omg, we've all been together for such a long time.
  19. Would you have hammered in the morning?
  20. Ewww. This is the first time I haven't been able to fast forward quickly enough to cancel out the word "gooder" on the Haribo commercial.
  21. There's not really much grist for the conflict mill on Love During Lockup except phone angst.
  22. Missed her name, but that desperate, pathetic, less than zero self-esteem redhead makes me SAAAAAD.
  23. You cannot convince me that each and every cell phone we see isn't festooned with tiny flecks of lube.
  24. Could I please get a closer look at those clear plastic boots?! DO THEY LIGHT UP??
  25. i dunno. I bet being a prison wife is probably easier than being a regular wife.
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