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First Debbie is cooing to the poor donkey, “Purty, Purty…Come to Mama, Miss Debbie loves you, oh, give me a kiss, I want to ride you” and other inanities, then she starts singing an Irish ballad in a tune the composer never intended. No wonder the terrified donkey shook her off its back onto her non-existent ass.

I remember one time when Judge Judy asked a woman if she had a job she replied that she was a “sandwich artiste”. She worked at Subway! This one is a ValenTEEN (with no random capital L inserted for extra pretentiousness)

Plus there was only about 30 people there, how many monetary gifts could they possibly expect?

It was even more chilling because he referred to it as OUR plan.

I meant which EYE! Tee hee

Scott looks like a thumb

Scott and Lidia will have to rely on their “love language”

The UPS drivers must fight over Jordan’s route

Is Jordan wearing Kabuki makeup? and I hate her eyebrows

“Ease on down the DIRT road”

Can a top become a bottom? Asking for an amigo

I have a feeling Alejandro is getting revenge on Lidia by setting her up with Es-Cott. This will not end well

Well, she didn’t put on those extensions without help

And the requisite sassy gay friend!

Oh god, Olive Oyl gets more screen time. Es-Cott is on his way

Mama busts a move. Better than busting a hip

Can you imagine his frail mother being dragged around by Ali on a leash?

And Loren was always telling us how good looking Alexei is

Maybe he has a penis as long as her arm

The camera crew must love filming this naked chick

🎶You’re the top…🎶

Yes, remember Brittany told us her wig cost $ 600. My chemo wig was twice that! Wasn't she selling vintage clothes to supplement her income (or am I thinking of someone else?) Maybe she got a thrift shop wig. Exactly! It's not like he's MOVING down the street!

which one?

Human hair wigs can be washed, cut and styled just like your own hair. She probably uses a flat iron. On the other hand, synthetic wigs have the style set in and are no fuss Her over the top "Princess Day!" when talking about weddings really annoys me. It's Emily and her husband Kobi who is FROM Cameroon.

I received a very stern lecture about how I could have single-handedly brought Mad Cow Disease to the US with just ONE spore!