magemaud

They already have cast the three witches in MacBeth.

...Sssssssssssnake...

I'm sure Randi has been in many local theatre productions in a converted barn in her Oklahoma town so she's an accomplished actress as well as a Certified Interventionist.

She’s about as sexy as a coat hanger

I’ve told my sausage story on here before but I had bought a sausage in the duty free shop and declared it on my Customs form without realizing I was committing a crime by bringing meat into the US. The Beagle sat down by my carryon and I still didn’t know I had done anything wrong until I was pulled out of line, my bag searched and the sausage confiscated. I thought the incident was behind me until I went for a Global Entry interview a couple of years later. It’s on my permanent record and now I am always sent to the special line to have my bag searched like some kind of smuggler. It can be injected or administered via a patch, but since he mentioned they confiscated a “full bottle” I assume he takes it in pill form.

Yes, Guillermo was also from Venezuela and met Kara when he was working as a bartender in the DR. Jeymi has a law degree from Venezuela but I doubt if she can practice law in Colombia so she had to work in a different field. She hasn’t worked for several months, so what does she do all day?

Yes! She has such a “flat affect” when she speaks. When Mahmoud told her Fatima was coming over to take her vegetable shopping, she said in a robotic monotone, “That sounds like fun”.

She’s 38. She went to see her parents in Idaho and they seemed very conservative and old-fashioned. I was re-watching the market scene again and I didn’t see any adult women out in public without a head covering except Nicole. Also, she’s so awkward and gawky and reminds me of a giraffe. “Brought to you by Tepezza, for Thyroid Eye Disease.”

She’ll drive the Uber Eats car and he’ll hop out and deliver the food.

"Miss Debbie Does Donkeys". In case you missed it, it happened in the blink of a wonky eye. Edited to add: I wish MY legs looked as good at 67!

I have the British Siri guy on my phone. I call him “Cyril” and tell people he’s my butler. I make him call me “O Beautiful One”

🎶Rishi don’t change that number…🎶

Neglecting to mention that he thought she was a crazy stalker and he feared for his life.

But she’s a “Certified Interventionist”

Why didn’t she hire an ugly guy translator? Is every Indian woman a threat?

I was just going to say that! And Sergeant Baker! And Sprinkles!

It’s Ousamma’s “Blue Period”

Apparently, you need an ass to ride an ass.

I don’t think the donkey likes “Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ra” wait! THAT was it? Two seconds? She was on the donkey less time than a mechanical Bull!

Jeymi has a LAW degree! “Jeymi's LinkedIn reveals that she studied at the University of Carabobo, where she graduated with a law degree. She gained her education from 2008 to 2013 while still in Venezuela. Nowadays, she resides in Bogota, the Capital District of Colombia, and has built a great life for herself, working for top companies over the past few years. However, Jeymi has not settled down with a company for years, which may hint that she prefers changing her job every so often.”

But at least her eyes track together

I forget why but I believe she might have gotten fired.

“Today I’m taking Nicole to a public execution to show her what happens to wives who disobey their husbands…”

No, she told us that when we “met” her. Her family doesn’t know she’s gay.