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As Jesse and a therapist recommended years ago, but she certainly has had a lot of work done TO her!

Bravo! Writing our own captions for these pictures could be a lot of fun!

My own caption is: "Stacey posed like a hood ornament"

I think it was a bit better than that, shiny plastic from the Dollar Tree. I like this one: "Darcey and Stacey blew kisses in front of their gorgeous gowns."

or at least turn her ankle in those ridiculous heels

My theory is that she had a bout of narcolepsy while smoking a cigarette, the house caught fire and she didn't have IN-surance (as it's pronounced in the South.) She was counting on selling the "rare motorcycle" to fund her life in Colombia.

Also seriously, she (supposedly) MOVED to a foreign country without making sure her meds would be available? Wouldn't she at least take a 90 day supply with her? Did she think there was a fully equipped CVS on every corner?

I'd have to mute Reina. Her voice makes my ears bleed

I think that's Reina's husband. I wanted to post info about the wedding venue: https://saybrook.com/celebrate/weddings/ elsewhere I read that the cost of the venue was $ 159 per person, so with that crowd it would have been less than $ 5K. Better than the $ 40K that Stacey was going to spend for the restaurant in Miami!

Oh, that's not SEXY enough! At least it wasn't as high as Chrissy Teigan's

She must have decided NOT to have music! I did notice from the photos that both of her rings are comprised of a bunch of baguette and small round diamonds (?) with the "engagement" one set to look like a large center stone. They'll be featured on the HoE website soon! I sure hope Darcey remembered her thong because she was flashing everyone! "Corn Mazes for Dummies" maybe? Actually, I would have loved for them to get lost in the maze and need to be airlifted out by helicopter in a basket chair like Lucy on the cruise ship. Hilarity ensues! Edited to add: Maybe the men are looking at Darcey's dress but I'll bet the women are zeroing in on Georgi's BDE, like the woman in the yellow top that looks like a life vest.

So she hasn’t brought them up for FOUR MONTHS (!!!) to ensure they will live peacefully, but orchestrates this meeting between her super conservative husband and her modern, outspoken new female (production set up) friend. Then she’s surprised when it doesn’t go well but she’s proud of Moody for not stomping off in a hissy fit. (That’s progress?) She probably didn’t catch the sarcasm when he sneeringly said “Your new friend is so nice…”

I think they might take a flask with them everywhere they go because I’ve never seen them sober. Reina’s voice is like nails on the chalkboard to me. Every time I hear the woman in the Nutrafol hair loss commercial who talks about her hair being her identity, I think it’s Reina.

Then walks away, stops and looks back wistfully over her shoulder Watch out, girls, your friend Debbie just might be your next stepmother. I just ate three mini Reese’s PB cups in Easter foil! Half price today at CVS.

After dropping off their clothing at the wardrobe trailer

I’m shocked Stacey didn’t change into a “reception dress” or at least lose that monstrous tulle skirt. Michael’s toast reminds me of Libby’s drunken brother Charlie at her wedding in Moldova.

Polyester?

But sadly, I predict a boob job in her near future

They blew the wedding budget on dresses and flowers but didn’t have any music? At least Amy Slaton sang “here comes the bride” for HER sister’s rehab wedding.

I thought he stood in for Mateo at the rehearsal

Florian got a new ring that doesn’t fit?

FTFY

Jen is acting like he sent Randi a dick pic.

And her second (oh that’s right, we saw it. She almost caught fire from the floor candles)

Now they’re calling security? This wedding is getting more and more like “My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding” here come the Muskers!