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Being a boy won't necessarily save him from his mother making him do pageants. We've seen our share of "Little Mister Nacho Grandes" too. When Kim was claiming she was late because "she had to feed the baby", was she referring to Selyse (why does my spell check keep questioning that?) or her unborn kid?

Apparently a Man Cave offers the only escape from Open Concept!

According to this casting website, the participants DON'T get paid to be on the show. http://castingmaster.com/90-day-fiance-casting-guide/ But they don't say whether or not TLC picks up the tabs for flights, hotels, etc. (for example Nicole's trip to Morocco) Does anyone know about that? Do they get paid to be on "Happily Ever After"?

It's all about "the flow." Because it's necessary to be able to walk in the front door and see all the way to the back of the house! Because you need to be interacting with your guests when you're in the kitchen! Because you need to be able to see your children every minute!

I think many of us were confused by what seemed to be a two hour long episode Sunday night. The forum for the first episode "Are You Ready for This" was closed for further comments yesterday and some of the discussions were moved to this forum ("Too Little Too Late") and have been continued here.

I couldn't believe the staged field trip to the "eye doctor's" with Cambrie's Court. Lining them up for that eye test was a joke, and certainly nothing that they hadn't experienced every year in school so I'm doubtful they were able to "catch" a previously undiagnosed vision problem. Then trying on colored contact lenses just for fun? I believe only one child actually did so and maybe she already had experience with them? I think they appear to be looking over the judges because they're busy looking at their moms and coaches, not because they can't see them! Plus, when they're on the big stage, with the lights in their eyes, nobody will be able to see the judges anyway. I think Cambrie could have easily brought a more "facially gifted" girl than Selyse since she claimed the IFF pageant was the most important event of the year. Her dimples didn't make up for her unpredictability. And Mama Kim-NOT-Kardashian's voice was like nails on the chalkboard. Jealous Jamie certainly comes across as a sore loser. edited to add: Michael the pageant director reminded me of the male counterpart to Lori of "Say Yes to the Dress Atlanta"

I hope sensible Lourdes rescues that poor kitten

Did anyone else think Matt kind of leered like a Creepy Old Uncle at Alla's sister at the airport?

How convenient that a basketball coach married a cheer-leading coach!

I think I recall he's an assistant principal, too. And I also think he's Chantel's stepdad, and my guess is that sister Winter (?) is his daughter and a step sister to Chantel and River. Maybe Chantel's "inheritance" comes from her biological father's family.

I Googled it and found they make less than $ 10 an hour, a couple dollars more if they are shift supervisors (which I doubt Nicole is) but I guess they also get tips?

with the emphasis on BAD. It looked like it was from a cheap Vampira Halloween costume.

She was acting the same way at the attorney's office, all hunched over, shuffling her feet, with a child-like expression wearing yet another "cold shoulder" blouse, but at least she didn't throw a tantrum when the attorney told her the facts of the K1 process.

And when the Witch was melted into a puddle, and Dorothy tried to apologize, the soldiers dropped to their knees and broke into cheers of "Hail Dorothy!" I'm just hoping Daryl, Dwight and Sherry, all of whom have reasons to hate Negan, hatch a plan to get rid of him.

I'm pretty sure Nicole bragged about "living on her own" although I couldn't figure out how that was possible on a barista's salary. Would she receive some kind of government assistance if she had some type of disability? Would she qualify for welfare? Food stamps? Something for May? As far as her claim that she slept with some guy before Morocco because Azan "wasn't paying enough attention" to her, I suspect that she throws herself at guys and offers free sex which some might find hard to turn down.

I can't wait for the new special, "Christmas in Morocco with Nicole"! Please, TLC, make it happen... I looked online and saw that from LAX to Moscow, there is only one nonstop flight a day, on Aeroflot, that leaves at 3:00 PM. I suspect they missed the chance to go that day, but since they didn't have Anfisa's luggage, Jorge probably had no intention of leaving her at the airport then. I don't know why Jorge didn't get a ticket on the next available flight but knowing how this is scripted, I think it was all manufactured drama. We know from the previews that Anfisa is here for the Tell All show and probably had their courthouse wedding in the scene of them both dressed in white.

It definitely was aptly named "Tell ALL," and in graphic detail. More than I wanted to know...

Maybe Danielle is a Kennedy?

My next door neighbor has one of those "capiz shell" wind chimes that looks like a Portuguese Man of War jellyfish hanging on her porch. Its CONSTANT clanging sounds like someone is emptying their recycling bin, 24/7.

May might as well be her sister's baby for all concern Nicole showed about her during the five weeks she went to Morocco. The only time I remember May was mentioned was in a phone call to the States where Nicole wanted May to call Azan "Daddy." (he loves her, you know...) Some sharp poster noticed that Nicole's sister appears to have potty trained May in Nicole's absence. I'm willing to bet May's aunt and grandmother also provide free babysitting while Nicole is working her shifts at Starbucks.

I realize the very brief preview of the "ever after" episode has been edited to fuel speculation about what has happened to the couples, but I'll bite. Even if they're still in relationships with their tickets to America, Azan and Lowo couldn't possibly be there, but why isn't Narkyia shown on the couch in the coming attractions?

I think the brown color might have originally been called "coppertone" although it eventually became a true brown rather than an "old penny" reddish brown. This could have been my parents' kitchen in the 60s:

My mind was numb after three hours of "The Busbeys are back! Girls! Girls! Girls!"

Did anyone else laugh at Nicole's comment that she's "situationally sad"? (my spell check is questioning that being a real word)

I don't think Anfisa would know what to do with a duster! Her mouth continues to fascinate me with her really plumped up lower lip, thin top lip with a tiny bow and the upturned corners which give her a permanent smirk. If anyone is in the Irvine, CA area, be on the lookout for a big dimwitted schlub with a school-picture-day haircut. He's got at least $ 10K in his cargo shorts! Jorge might as well be wearing a "rob me" sign on his back. (I forget, how many times was he robbed already?) I'm going to call Chantel's hastily printed (for her parents' benefit) internet form a "Shut Up Pre-Nup." So, now that they got married, maybe Father Chantel will take everyone out for ice cream?