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magemaud

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  1. Here, too. My daughter even felt it south of Boston. Next up, the eclipse
  2. Enlightening background info on Becky Ryan https://starcasm.net/seeking-sister-wife-becky-ryan-dad-cult-leader-tony-alamo/
  3. Funny you should say that. I’m at the Jersey Shore and saw this today on my walk
  4. She didn’t even have to eat dog 💩
  5. Oh no, I didn’t change the channel fast enough! YIKE!
  6. No worse than hunched over an open abdomen!
  7. I thought you were joking but NO!
  8. Oh, they always do such quirky, hilarious things!
  9. I swear my CVS took them off the shelves overnight.
  10. She’s got quite a hitch in her getalong
  11. Oh, it’s the new sexy nurse. I call her Fatima.
  12. She’s wearing her beach umbrella dress for the weigh-in
  13. I’m still trying to figure out her family tree. A great-grandmother at 58?
  14. My close captioning has never said “I’m finna…” before.
  15. Our house was burglarized in 1978. The thieves (two young girls, it turned out) took my jewelry and one pair of GV jeans.
  16. The Easter Bunny left me a bag of Lindor truffles the day after Easter when they were half price!
  17. Rose’s breasts look like sandbags
  18. She claims she’s willing to eat dog shit if Dr. Now tells her to, so that’s a first
  19. Okay, daughter-in-law and stepson.
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