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So what’s Darcey doing during this group activity?

They should all be re-committed.

I guess she’s been saving her go-go dancing tips.

And with whose money? Betty’s rule: No Speedos in the hot tub!

She has to wait for her parents to get here before the divorce filing

Natalie was sitting there stone-faced.

She says things like, “Him be mad at her” and just now “You want going to home.” How many years has she been here?

Why is Julia in the boys van?

She’s been here long enough to not speak like Tonto and it’s not her accent, it’s her grammar

We go Turkey.

For your Carharts!

“Ah never birthed no babies!”

Let me guess. Lashanta’s favorite color is blue!

Are these witnesses the park maintenance crew?

Jughandle? You must be in NJ! I once thought of a sign as you enter the state that says, “Welcome to New Jersey, keep right to turn left”

Oh no! I just had one last month and they put me out as usual. The last thing I remember was asking the lovely nurse anesthetist where she was from and next thing I knew I was in recovery. The hardest thing for me is always the fasting the day before. I had told the doctor I wanted the least disgusting prep drink beforehand and he said, “We don’t do the gallon of seawater anymore and you can drink anything clear that you like” but he vetoed Pinot Grigio. edited to add: in recovery they asked me what I wanted for a drink and a snack. I had ginger ale and Lorna Doone cookies. They tasted heavenly! I forgot how good they are!

You already had a lovely nap today, young lady! J/k Hope it went well. Yes, it’s Lashanta and Holly’s WATN episode from November, 2022. My husband just commented that “This chick sounds like Prissy from ‘Gone With the Wind’” and now I can’t unhear it

Some sharp-eyed Redditors noticed Mina had put the electric skillet on top of the gas stove and turned on the burner under it. No wonder the smoke alarm went off and the bacon was raw! (My favorite comment was that she was trying to burn the house down because she doesn’t like it!)

I noticed in BTS that Brandon was complaining about Julia doing the paperwork to bring her parents here behind his back, without discussing it with him, didn’t care about his feelings, yada yada yada. Then it came to me that Julia had the exact same complaints about him when he gave HIS parents a key to their house.

No, that’s Shawn from LA and Alliya (formerly Douglas) from Brazil. They were on “Love in Paradise”

Actually Mark lives in Ossipee which is closer to Maine than Massachusetts and rather remote.

He put his whole self into that loaf!

Actually, it’s been confirmed that the strip club where she works is a well-known brothel.

He got her a little ride on plane

And nobody there has Amazon Prime!