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I guess that’s better than nothing?

That kid’s not in an approved child seat again. And where is Matt’s seatbelt?

Could be. I recall Stevi saying her father had some medical issue with a poor prognosis.

Someone on Reddit is claiming she is the Throuple Couple’s former nanny. That’s unconfirmed, but she has absolutely nothing good to say about them.

Stevi’s dad asked Mahdi if Iran is “assolated.”

What is the significance of P27 on Dad’s sweatshirt?

She didn’t even take an Airport Whore Bath and douse herself with Angel!

So did Shekinah and Sarper join the Mile High Club?

What could be more ridulous than TigerLily charging $ 250 for a Cameo, you say? How about ADNAN charging that amount! https://www.cameo.com/adnanabdelfattah?qid=1741799706&aaQueryId=6523379a20711d3c47d472b57a6378af

So what’s Darcey doing during this group activity?

They should all be re-committed.

I guess she’s been saving her go-go dancing tips.

And with whose money? Betty’s rule: No Speedos in the hot tub!

She has to wait for her parents to get here before the divorce filing

Natalie was sitting there stone-faced.

She says things like, “Him be mad at her” and just now “You want going to home.” How many years has she been here?

Why is Julia in the boys van?

She’s been here long enough to not speak like Tonto and it’s not her accent, it’s her grammar

We go Turkey.

For your Carharts!

“Ah never birthed no babies!”

Let me guess. Lashanta’s favorite color is blue!

Are these witnesses the park maintenance crew?

Jughandle? You must be in NJ! I once thought of a sign as you enter the state that says, “Welcome to New Jersey, keep right to turn left”

Oh no! I just had one last month and they put me out as usual. The last thing I remember was asking the lovely nurse anesthetist where she was from and next thing I knew I was in recovery. The hardest thing for me is always the fasting the day before. I had told the doctor I wanted the least disgusting prep drink beforehand and he said, “We don’t do the gallon of seawater anymore and you can drink anything clear that you like” but he vetoed Pinot Grigio. edited to add: in recovery they asked me what I wanted for a drink and a snack. I had ginger ale and Lorna Doone cookies. They tasted heavenly! I forgot how good they are!