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  1. magemaud
    Did anyone here mail any postcards yesterday? 😉
  2. magemaud
    The butter is sort of solid. If I was Sarper, I’d spend my days at the gym while he’s kicked out of the house. See how Shekinah likes that!
  3. magemaud
    She needs a tiny hat to complete the transition
  4. magemaud
    Ribeye lives up to his name
  5. magemaud
    Reports are that Chantel’s “new me” is because she’s now playing for the other team.
  6. magemaud
    The same thing happened to me last Sunday. It was a Hampton Inn in Maryland. I was shocked not be able to watch in real time.
  7. magemaud
    We have a little diner in town. I was getting a manicure last week when the diner owner was also there. Someone asked her how they were doing with the price of eggs being so high. I was stunned when she said they go through 2500 eggs a WEEK!
  8. magemaud
    Like a melted Hershey’s Crackle bar?
  9. magemaud
    A friend and I have a running joke about going to the hair salon for a blowjob.
  10. magemaud
    Exactly!
  11. magemaud
    I know! I guess it helps to have a son in the business. Free blowouts for life!
  12. magemaud
    Okay, what was in that plate of vomit?
  13. magemaud
    I tend to cut doctors slack when they’re late because I figure if I had some kind of crisis I would hope they’d spend time with me.
  14. magemaud
    I thought you were talking about Shawn. Actually, that’s pretty funny, an ad for BK when Shawn was just on screen.
  15. magemaud
    Yes, she’s supposedly a model but then again, so is Florian.
  16. magemaud
    She’s still probably wearing a diaper from that six pack they bought at the gas station.
  17. magemaud
    Of course Hilaria Baldwin has a big sterile white surgical suite for a bathroom.
  18. magemaud
    What about little Clay-tawn. Is Mark going to adopt him?
  19. magemaud
    The Poseidon Adventure was just on TV in honor of Gene Hackman. I have a friend who watches it religiously on New Year’s Eve. Apparently there’s a whole group of people who start the movie at 11:35 so the tidal wave capsizes the ship at the same time viewers are ringing in the new year.
  20. magemaud
    It’s not even a real car seat! It’s a stroller seat and certainly wouldn’t pass any kind of safety inspection. Plus she should still be rear facing at her age/size
  21. magemaud
    Isn’t Jessica’s nosey friend also her partner in the mental health counseling business?
  22. magemaud
    Any guesses who that woman’s face is in Amani’s right arm tattoo? Betty Crocker?
  23. magemaud
    He didn’t even buy a pack of diapers!
  24. magemaud
    Does anybody else think Any looks a little, shall we say, mannish?
  25. magemaud
    I guess that’s better than nothing?
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