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This is also Whitney Thore dating logic 😁 In Whitney's case, she's not only dating "The Frenchman," but unbeknownst* to him, they're in a serious relationship. (*I don't think I've ever typed unbeknownst before in my entire life!)

Who’s up for a “Particicution”?

Colt in that Ren Faire getup reminded me of Henry VIII. I can just imagine him chowing down on a turkey leg then dragging a wench off to the royal bedchamber and expecting her to do all the work.

I bet the rent-a-friend who met up with Sonny said, "Hey, do you want to be on TV? All you have to do is to let them film you on an all expenses paid blind date with a woman that you never have to see again" and bleary-eyed Sonny looked up from his bong and said, "Suuurrrrre..."

Umm, what about Rose? He said the same thing before he went to the Philippines to meet her. Is he pretending that never happened? Gotta go, busy booking a romantic weekend of Cosplay in an abandoned White Castle restaurant

I remember Janice reminding Ari that “Your father knows everyone at the hospital” so I’m sure they won’t have to wait to see a surgeon or schedule the surgery as a professional courtesy. In addition to Princeton Medical Center, just a few miles out of town there is a new pediatric satellite facility of the world class Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia.

NM , somebody beat me to it

I thought that was a myth. 🤓 I think it's an urban legend but maybe it works by the power of suggestion.

how about saltpeter?

“Can we wear these clothes?” ”They said we could, but don’t get any jizz on them or they’ll charge us”

He looks like a sock monkey to me

I hear Turkish prisons are pretty horrifying. Maybe we could have him arrested for something like "hitchhiking" or "making an ass of oneself at a Wine Tasting" I actually read something about the former head and other members of the Mormon Church in Turkey were suspected of being spies in a "witch hunt" a few years ago.

Definitely a double standard, especially if the guy is rich!

while reminding him he wouldn't have "anyone to cuddle with" while she was gone. How cruel can you get!

He seems the type to MAYBE have 100 "first dates" but I'm sure the number of make out sessions is a total exaggeration. Guaranteed he has never tried his moves on the same girl more than once until Alina came along.

Can I donate some ProActiv?

As a kid, I always dreaded Sunday nights. Dating myself here, but the mournful whistled theme song from “Lassie” always made me sad because it signified bedtime and the start of another week of school. Now Sunday night snarking here with my Forum friends is often the highlight of my week! (Now what does that say about my life...)

I’m really suspicious that Peruvian Jenny suddenly lives an hour away in Ecuador. Production shenanigans again?

No, his first wedding was in Iowa in July, 2017. There are videos on You Tube. But you’ll never guess why his first wife took their son back to America—FOR MEDICAL TREATMENT!

I loved it and will be anxious to hear your thoughts

That reminds me, “The Good Karma Hospital” series on Acorn is WONDERFUL

Yeah, where’s his buddy Juan? Oops, I mean Raul. Juan was Paola’s friend

Evelin’s new teeth are so bad

Bring me my red kitty makeup bag!