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@Floatingbison reports he’s fixing the roof on his outhouse because it’s going to rain correction: outbuilding

I think Andrei would like to bury the hatchet in Charlie!

If I got in the car and my husband said, “Fasten your seat belt. Seat belts save lives” like I was five years old, I’d smack him with those silver beads.

Robyn will outlast them all

Didn’t Usman meet with the same brother before he took BGL to meet Mama?

Okay, it’s only the second episode and so far: Ed is estranged from his whole family. Sumit has been disowned by his family. Jovi and Yara are not speaking to Gwen. Kim has argued with her friends. The Coven continues to talk smack about Andrei. Shaeeda is mad at Shahida. Angela is shown dismantling Michael’s car in a fit of rage.

I thought we were done with the Whitney blubbering in her car about loving her mother scene.

Liz got primed with her friends before Ed got there. Now she’s had champagne and another drink at least. The REAL J.Lo is on the phone to her lawyer. I guess we won’t see cute little Norma and her pigtails this season.

The mortgage broker’s wife channeling Kris Jenner

“I wanted to do her room in pink and white…” HOW ORIGINAL! loved Libby sitting down at the two octave kiddie piano like it was a Steinway baby grand. “There’s a market for children’s music”. ANOTHER ORIGINAL IDEA!

Wasn't DIL pregnant last time Jenny and Sumit were on?

Don't tell me you actually watched it!

Actually, Kara and Guillermo made it onto "Pillow Talk"

I'll believe the wedding when I see it and even if they do get married, I give it very little chance of succeeding. They're both alcoholics, emotional vampires and attention whores.

You're right. If they all had come in, sat down and enjoyed their lattes while having a pleasant conversation, there would have been no reason to film it.

I just think she's a "cold fish" and used to getting her own way. She reminds me of a very strict elementary school teacher I had that as long as you were obedient you wouldn't have any problems with her, but if you stepped out of line there was hell to pay. I walked on eggshells around her all year. I had to laugh when she said, "I'm going with an open mind..." then DEMANDED an apology.

Libby confidently says, “There’s a market for children’s music” like it’s never been done before. Does she really think people would go to iTunes to buy her rendition of “Itsy Bitsy Spider” and “The Farmer in the Dell”?

In various shades of poop brown

Finally we see Jovi driving! Unfortunately he’s taking the whole family to a winery. I had to laugh when Libby’s “studio” had a two octave toy piano in the corner. Perfect for accompanying nursery rhymes, I guess. When she sees this, the Real J. Lo will be on the phone to her lawyer. Liz’s hair looked much prettier when it wasn’t shoe polish black. My close captioning said “presence” but I think Usman really said, “I miss Kimbally’s PRESENTS.” Didn’t Usman consult with this same brother before he took BGL to meet Mama?

Which Twit keeps referring to as a "sex reveal."

Maybe the first wedding was a no-frills courthouse style so Yve doesn't count it because she didn't have her Princess Day (TM Veronica) which would also explain why she bristled against Mo's suggestion they just go and get married somewhere.

I’m confused, does “remarry and reunite” mean TO EACH OTHER?

I’m not sure it was ever established he wanted to bring his mother to the US, but I remember he was anxious to get his green card so he could travel back to Egypt because he missed her (although at that point he’d only been here a couple of weeks.)

I read that was last season and she went there for an interview for her "dream job." The surgeon thought she'd be a perfect asset to the practice, but then Chantel didn't graduate/pass her exams on schedule. Personally, it seemed to me to be more of a publicity stunt for the surgeon's practice.