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When I think of it now, I can't decide if I was more embarrassed to have to sing on command or the company who was subjected to it was.

Check the reason box that says “ad is nightmare inducing”

Can someone please explain to me why Jesus “dying on the cross for our sins” has anything to do with justifying polygamy?

Let’s face it. She could never compete with Nick’s shoes. Danielle was the only “bride” in a short dress and I noticed, for her size, she has nice legs at least from the knees down.

The Peroxide Twins and the forgotten sister all have fat neck “collars.” The brother doesn’t look like the rest of them at all.

Maybe they’re getting ready for the “Casual Country Wear” segment of “Toddlers and “Tiaras.” Sparkle, baby!

Then later, in their confessional, she said to Ick, "Thousands and thousands..." The Bombshell dropped a bombshell!

Their mother was even worse, suggesting a song for Libby to sing! I grew up singing and used to hate it when my mother would try and get me to sing on command for company. Her favorite request was "Honey Bun" from "South Pacific" and I loathe that song to this day. Thankfully, she stopped doing it when I became an adult. And that professional singer/Kris Jenner was wrong. Just because you want to be a professional singer doesn't mean you should be ready to do that at the drop of a hat and it doesn't mean that you're not serious about a music career. Why didn't Libby suggest Marisol sing first, or better yet, a duet accompanied on a toy piano!

channeling Darcey! Are "the princes" their kids?

stay tuned for "The Single Life" featuring all your favorites!

I wonder if Danielle will try to recruit her friend Ariel as her partner.

I think April looks much better with her hair pulled back rather than that weird diagonal part and swoop of hair plastered across her forehead. It was easy to pick her (real) sister out of the crowd. She looked just like her, down to the hairstyle.

By any chance, is her name Larissa? I must have a black heart because I laughed even harder at the Not-So-Merrifields.

Don’t forget he’d be doing all this searching via a translation app. Would he take a bouquet of roses to a candy store and hope the proprietor recognized her photo?

Nick’s brother’s name is Chief?

I wonder how much a ticket from Brazil to Colorado costs? Can they dispute the charge on their credit card? Did Bert take the money and run?

It reminds me of where 90 Day Emily and Kobe got married. It was an event space with an attached storage facility.

Over on The Single Life, you don't even need to be half of a failed 90 Day couple to qualify.

She'd fit right in on "I Love a Mama's Boy" People tend to forget the all important question mark at the end that totally changes the dynamic.

Hopefully they will live stream the September 27th tribute concert from LA (and it's not a Sunday night, so no conflict) I got that one the other day, it looked like a little eye slit surrounded by gross fleshy bumps. Since I referenced it, I'll probably get it again.

but at least one of them isn't American!

Didn't Sumit pretend to move far away for a job the season when he was actually living across town with Jenny? I don't see why they don't just move to the US. I realize you need money to sponsor a fiancé on a K-1 Visa, but if you're married and going for a Spousal Visa instead, does it work differently?

He said she'd have to drive but earlier she complained that she didn't have a driver's license. I guess pesky little details like that don't faze Jovi.

I can't wait to get a better look at the Nick and the Sister Wives "wedding" attire. The women looked like some kind of forest nymphs, especially the pregnant one with her belly exposed, and Nick is looking extra "gangsta." added to note: I just got a pop up ad for birthstone engagement rings, hmmmm and, I wasn’t disappointed!