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Does anybody have a mineral based sunscreen that doesn’t make them look like a ghost? I know some are tinted but I’m too pale for them, so my choices are white or orange face

I always think those wood and leather chairs lined up around Dr Now’s waiting room look like they came from “Medieval Times”

Avon calling

They’re still popular with two of my friends. They have them in every color

Here comes The Dr Now Bible

Mom is channeling Suzanne Sommers with that high side ponytail

“Guyyyyyyys, I can’t wait for you to buy my new bras because I really need the money.”

Tuned in late for “Crispy’s Journey” Did I miss anything?

That was my thought, too. Lenses for farsightedness can make your eyes appear larger. But just when did Tammy start wearing glasses in the first place? I've only seen her with them on since the rehab. Has she needed them all along but didn't have an eye exam until she was there?

Mother's Day is coming! Hint Hint! https://www.tlc.com/stuff-we-love/1000-lb-sisters-amy-tammy-products-gifts

Every time I see Nicole wearing this jumpsuit in her intro, I expect her to be looking under the hood of a car

I thought that was fishy, too. Before Tammy had her surgery, she had been in the rehab for eight months, then had her surgery and returned after recuperating at a hotel for a couple of weeks. Caleb had been there "for a year" so he was there the entire time she was but he was too sick to come out of his room and meet her? Plus, didn't he say his sister had found the place for him based on Tammy's social media? The whole timeline doesn't add up.

Since she claims to be a world traveler, I wonder where she had it done? Wasn't there some evidence that she had a weight loss balloon procedure on a prior trip to India?

It's good that she's found someone BUT it would be so much better if he could take on her care. Instead, now her family is going to have to deal with needy two patients

My blank area is a large portion of page 24, then it goes back to normal after your post. It's all good, no apology necessary

and just one more elaborate tattoo to hide the scars. I have to say I have been fascinated by the amount of facial and body hair he has. Is that all just caused by testosterone?

According to Yenta the Matchmaker, the word he used was loosely translated from a Spanish word. Maybe it really meant "smitten but with red flags" We didn't actually see how long the date lasted or how much Darcey had to drink. She told her girls they went for "margaritas" (plural) but the camera only showed one half finished drink. Maybe (who am I kidding!) she had a few more before she started ugly crying and Cicero decided to bounce.

I think Debbie is actually pretty, but that white makeup does her no favors. Any idea who this face on Gabe’s thigh is supposed to be? The only person I come up with is Adolf Hitler

I read that in Japanese sanpaku translates to “three whites” so in addition to the white on either side of your iris, you have a third white area below the iris.

DON’T clean up the mess! Maybe he’s the “something blue” for the wedding?

Good night, goddessnesses!

From the preview ”I’m supposed to get married in a couple of days…” Stacey, YOU’RE ALREADY MARRIED!

Jesse: “Work on yourself, babe” Michelle: “There’s more work to be done.”

Let’s all express our Goddessness!

Poor Darcey. Stood up by Cicero and told the truth by the Matchmaker in the same episode! I just thought of something. Maybe she needs a SNATCHMAKER! (song parody ideas going through my head as we speak)