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four if you count the one in her head.

The Pantone name for that shade is “Mucinex Green”

Interesting! The launch was in an outlet mall (Dolphin Mall) in Miami. From the website: IMPOSSIBLE KICKS Impossible Kicks has the hype, heat, grail sneaker for any and all sneakerheads and casual streetwear enthusiasts including Air Jordan, Yeezy, Nike Dunks, and Supreme for men, women, and children. They carefully source, authenticate, and very fairly price their inventory to get you the kicks you want to have in your closet or on your feet right now. No mention of Ho11 anywhere! Not on the website or on Impossible Kicks website's list of apparel brands they carry. https://impossiblekicks.com/collections/apparel The whole collaboration story is BS. They sold (or maybe gave away) a few hoodies the day of the "launch" but that was the extent of the "deal!"

If she ever tells her parents she's married, she could lead them to believe "Kris" is a guy.

They were supposed to be worn as sashes but it was their idea to wrap them around their heads (which looked absolutely ridiculous, IMO.) I thought it was funny that Stacey's said "Bride to Be"* since she's ALREADY MARRIED! Maybe Darcey should have worn that one instead of "Miss Bachelorette" * she's had one date with Zach and is already thinking he might be "the one."

Jeymi annoys me no end. She's always proclaiming just how Proud Lesbian she is, "I'm a lesbian! Today! Every day! Next year! Forever and ever!" yet she hasn't come out to her family? I guess her family is still in Venezuela so she can hide her sexual orientation from them?

You're right, we've seen many instances of Muslim men drinking outside the home. I guess they're not worried about the "angels leaving and the devils entering" a public place as long as they don't live there. Just like all religions, I'm sure some Muslim families are stricter in their adherence to the laws than others. Nicole has just found herself married into a very strict Muslim family. It was stupid of her to convert without knowing what was entailed but I suspect the idea was sprung on her. Remember how they got married in a civil ceremony and then Mahmoud's uncle (I suspect it's the same one we've seen that Mahmoud claims is like a father to him) said they weren't REALLY married unless they had a Muslim ceremony so they crashed someone else's wedding?

Apparently whether or not Muslims can smoke varies by the country or region but alcohol is forbidden everywhere. I also read something interesting about tattoos. They are considered a sacrilege to the body and you can’t complete the purification washing ritual if you have one. So no wudu with a tattoo.

My favorite line of the night was Zach saying to Darcey, “I used to be a trainer for hot girls but now I work with children…and SENIORS!”

They’re coming for the next day’s festivities. My daughters’ Samantha and Felicity dolls are offended.

And reeking of a cloud of Angel

Who knew Kevlar came in pink? All 20 of them Danger, danger, Will Robinson!

Started watching late, but does Parrothead have a bald spot?

Yes, she said that she lost it in the first episode but didn't act like it was any big deal. I guess it was more of an "appreciation ring" (TM Jesse Meester) than engagement. Personally, I thought the new ring was pretty cheap and ugly looking, but she seemed to like it.

Dear Nicole, Google is your friend when you have a question about the rules for the religion you hastily chose to adopt. Now that we've gotten the answer to that question, what could their story line possibly be the rest of the season?

No, she's racked up over $60K in unpaid EZ pass tolls and fines! But I wouldn't put parking and speeding tickets past her, too. Sorry, I posted before I read the comments (bad habit of mine) @MrBuhBye is correct that she owes for toll evasion, moving violations AND parking in addition to back rent, student loans and other debts. What a deadbeat. Edited to add: How I envy those of you who are unfamiliar with toll roads! Here in New Jersey, almost everywhere you go collects a toll PLUS we have to pay to go on the beaches!

My favorite is "honey bunny"

You may be right, the Pioneer Woman is 5' 10" tall. I've read several estimates that Tammy is 5'9" which I don't believe because they also claim that Darcey Silva is 5'7". One other source said Tammy is 5'5" which seems more realistic. Whenever I've seen photos from the side of her standing, she seems to be unable to fully straighten her legs which could make her appear shorter. Also keep in mind that she's in the foreground of this photo with PW and Brittany. Chris and the young man are standing in the background. There was some discussion of whether or not she was standing on her own in this photo. She appears to have very short legs and her torso is much closer to the ground than the others. It's almost like this was photoshopped to remove her wheelchair. Her feet in white crocs look like they're added: Sitting or standing? The jury is still out...

I think she's seated in the chair. Don't forget she still has an enormous ass under her and it makes her appear taller. I've noticed that on 600 Lb. Life when the obese patient is seated in the examining room next to the average sized people they bring with them.

But she will blame it entirely on Yohan

She's claims to be so fashion minded but chose something that looks like a wetsuit on her stick figure body. I found a ton of Muslim appropriate swimwear that doesn't look like you're going scuba diving. https://us.lyraswimwear.com/collections/swimsuits

When it’s not GS cookie season, Aldi has dupes for Thin Mints, Samoas and Tagalongs for about a buck a box.

Now I’m remembering that she hadn’t even told her parents that she had already converted, so she obviously wasn’t practicing her new religion while in the US

I remember a time when Catholic prayers and responses were in Latin so people just repeated them from memory, pronounced the words badly and probably didn't have any idea what they were saying. But at least there was some attempt to teach them. There must be some kind of Muslim equivalent to CCD that Nicole could study.