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So. I watch this show for the journey. The non-dancer, no dance training, finding themselves dancing and full of joy. Ilona does that for me. Her smile when she waltzed…..so lovely. I vote on this emotion and I vote on how these people make me feel when they dance. Chandler, while gorgeous, does nothing for my emotions. I certainly don’t see racism. I think there are lots of people like me out there.

Thanks for starting this. I hate Michelle and yes that’s a strong word. She’s horrible. Mean girl, talking over David, being snotty. She was out minute one. I’m not a David fan but Michelle is disgusting. She’s so rude.

I HATE MICHELLE. What a mean cold b*tch.

5 minutes into this Germany episode and I can’t stand her. She was very “precious”, looking for a modern American apartment when place #1 was perfect. #2 had zero charm. Why bother moving to Germany, they could just move here to Minneapolis and get the same thing.

And Janelle’s little zinger in one of her interviews, about David and his 8 kids “And he has a relationship with all of them, too!” 😀 I think the 4 wives ate together at that attic restaurant once, all jammed into a tiny little spot.

The men tell all was a delight! The choir singing the mansion men song…exquisite. The care shown by these men for each other was so heartwarming. What a feel-good episode.

I don’t understand the building hunting blinds. You can’t just hunt year round, it has to be open season. Show fails to mention that

Michelle definitely has the ick with David, not sure she can get over that. She seems wound up really tight, no surprise. I too bet his mom does all his laundry, and I get the feeling he’s a slob. I like Allen a lot (wife is a pretty girl, but the whole “I’m beautiful” humblebrag was a huge turnoff.) I like Tom too but I feel like he’s indecisive, or anxiety-filled, or something. Can’t get a read on Camille as they haven’t shown much of her personality. Karla and Juan are two exhausting high-maintenance people and it’s clear to me why they are both single. It’s going to be a good season! I didn’t get Afterparty recorded either, need to figure that out.

Me three. The giggling. The “looks of desire”. The sloppy kissing. It is too much, way more than I want to see.

I love Allen. He’s the type I would have gone for at that age. I’m pleasantly surprised by Madison too. Juan surprised me. He seems so stiff and rigid. I knew he was carefully curated, but he portrayed himself as more of a wild soul and the footage after their wedding showed none of that. He looked almost brittle with a rictus grin. And Karla was more formal too, but Juan really seemed stiff and painfully thin.

Ugh. Pardon my vent. Joey did great, heads above the others. He scored 8s, same as the lesser dancers, the judges picked him apart for his arms etc. The scoring is bogus. Chandler again brought no emotional connection. It was a dance, that was it, to me. But THREW DOWN and was PASSIONATE (and Joey wasn’t?) and got the scores. Why are they pumping her up and not Joey? They have equal talent. What a crock.

Love Ilona. And her team. Hubby came into the room for a sec and saw the one teammate sobbing and was like “how’d they get the cry filter on her?” I had just started tearing up too so it was good to laugh. Glad Brooks and Gleb are gone, their personalities were very off-putting to me. Chandler makes me feel zero emotion, I am just not connecting at all with her. Phaedra can go. Jenn was NOT HAVING IT . She’s a lovely dancer, very graceful. The dedication to Taylor Swift threw me too for a sec. Mark for permanent judge! I had also just said to hubby that it’s great to give is how back on regular tv, now that they got rid of Tyra.

I’m so disappointed. I loved the first ep of the show. Now it’s unlikeable. It’s not well thought out and that stupid helicopter, ugh. And the players, voting out the strong ones, are idiots. And Dennis the liar. At this point they’re not going to make it in time anyway. I’ll keep watching, just because, but the show has a lot of changing to do to be a success.

I bet you meant to post this on The Golden Bachelorette thread 😃 So far I like the twin, but speaking from experience it’s very hard to live with someone who is rigid/has ocd like he seems. I also like Allen, he seems kind… can’t stand his bride. Karla reminds me of Tigerlily on 90 Day Fiance and that is NO compliment. And I can tell why Juan is single from six miles away. So it should be a good season!

I’m just……over the Daisy/Gary drama. And of course skeezy Gary is hitting on a chick when he crashes the tender. It isn’t cute anymore. And Daisy saying chef isn’t her type….well duh, he’s 22. Isn’t she almost 40?