ClareWalks

I'm surprised so many people are so bothered by the nonexistance option. That's what afterlife means to many, many folks who are agnostic or atheist. Not sure why it's depressing, since people who choose to go through will no longer have consciousness, so it's not like they're forever sitting in darkness. Plus they only walk through when and IF they choose to.

Lisa Kudrow is always perfection. I'm also glad they figured out an excellent solution for the "boring eternity" problem quite quickly. Can't wait to see what the finale has in store!

Probably nobody brought it up because they explained that she was working at a pizza place when they met. Although I agree he looks like a meth head.

I actually agree with critics who say that the layout of the flashbacks would be confusing to people who hadn't seen or read other versions. I was thinking that myself as I sat in the theater watching it. It didn't hinder my enjoyment of the movie, though, since I am quite familiar with the book and the 1994 film.

Poor Priscilla. I hope she takes some solace in knowing all of us were like "there but for the grace of god go I." Also, I can't pass the damn online test to save my life, so I would never get as far as she did.

I think she stopped uploading new info while on Earth, so she wouldn't have known what was happening between their arrival and whatever day she had to ask Alexa the question. Something like "Alexa, why is there an arrest warrant for Odell Beckham Jr?"

It might not involve baby Jack but it might be a situation where Kate and Kevin are in denial while Randall is the lone voice of reason about their mom's issues. So Kate and Kevin would think nothing of letting their mom wander off alone, leading to her getting lost. Maybe that would be the catalyst for reconciliation, if so, because surely having your mom come home in a cop car is a wakeup call? Meanwhile, I am just glad that Rebecca and Miguel seemed to accept this preliminary diagnosis and didn't throw a "we're just getting old" fit in the doc's office.

I never understood how Miracle Whip became a sort of dichotomous alternative to mayonnaise in our culture. They are extremely different! Although Miracle Whip definitely has its place, I always enjoyed a very thin layer of it on my BLTs. Hopefully Lindsey wasn't expecting this tenderloin place in the Midwest to have Miracle Whip instead of mayo, though, because that would be well and truly bizarre.

I have managed to stick with my personal vow not to watch this garbage anymore but I am still here enjoying the snark, you guys make the world go 'round, almost as round as Whitney, HEY-YO

I was apoplectic when she complained about the mayo. I yelled at the TV "you ASKED for 'EVERYTHING ON IT,' you simple bitch!" (tm John Mulaney)

I almost went blind reading this but I got the first third. It seemed like Alex enjoyed saying "bitchin' mixtape" and he deserves all the joy he can get!

Karen's errors finally caught up to her. To be fair, though, I also guessed Beckham (but figured I was wrong). I don't really follow "who's hot on Instagram/Twitter" so those are tricky.

I am so sick of Karen. Gotta stop watching until she's gone. It's painful seeing a mediocre contestant rack up wins against truly lousy contestants. At least with Matt Jackson, Austin Rogers, and Jeopardy James, nobody could deny their talent for the game and they truly earned their wins.

I think Jo actually is SADDER in this version than in the 94 version. She is clearly distraught for a bit, whereas Winona Ryder played it a bit more "surprised, but recovers quickly."

I may be the only one but I don't like Karen. She seems to be benefiting from mediocre opponents because she makes lots of small errors in spelling/pronunciation. She pronounced it "Puerto Rica" today, for example. It's just annoying.

I voted for Assanti but mostly because there is absolutely no entertainment value in him. It makes me very uncomfortable to watch episodes with him. He is clearly so far gone on all levels.

They should throw this chinless witch out the front door like Jazz on "Fresh Prince of Bel-air."

Megan's going to college! Elena has a boyfriend! Sean is getting a sister! Nice feel-good update on the gang.

Daughtry really didn't bother to disguise his voice on that last performance. He and Wayne both would have been worthy winners but I'm happy for Wayne Brady. He crushed it.

I will force myself to believe that party-planner Kimmy had all that shit in her basement next door 🙂

I may be in the minority but I like the Flamingo's voice. She gives a Fantasia Barrino quality (I know it's not Fantasia though), which is polarizing but I love it. All three remaining are very good, IMHO.

Totally agree, and it would be in Steve's character to be DELIGHTED if DJ proposed to him.

After the amazing sheds, I was really underwhelmed by the parties. I thought it was too small-scale for a final challenge.

The Leopard sounded just like Seal, (LEOPARD SEAL, I get it!) when people were starting to guess Seal I started hearing it more and more. That smoky voice.

I am more certain that Rottweiler = Chris Daughtry than I am that Fox = Wayne Brady. And I'm 100% on the latter. That is friggin' DAUGHTRY or I will eat my hat. The "Cadence" in the clue package referred to his first band.