SassyCat

Oh Jed Jed Jed how do I cringe at thee, let me count the ways. It must have been your mama that told you how attractive you were to have you think you are male dancer material. Maybe he is the most attractive down in possum hollow but in my opinion, just no. Triangle headed jaw jutting thin lipped with ears that stick out, to boot. Just no. I laffed when Hannah grabbed that guitar out of his hands to shut him up from his obvious self promotion. She looked like she was about to burst out laughing at his cornball attempt to impress her. Yes. That's the word that describes everything about him. Cornball. Hannah, don't be so desperate for love that you have to do a leg latch onto every guy within thigh distance from you while talking. She seems to be trying to prove she'd be a hot sexy wife. It would be hotter and sexier to keep that part of you more mysteriously under wraps to come out at more appropriate times. More special. Specialer. Not with every man your interacting with, all the time. Keeping Luke again has shown now that without a shadow of a doubt that she has zero ability to make a wise choice. Going naked bungee jumping with a man she only slightly knows also is showing her inability to say no to anything BUT anyone who questions what she feels for Luke the lunk. I don't know what parts of herself she uses to think with, but it's not a smart part. I hope she is happy with her Luke in the end, because the rest of them, well, I just don't think they're that into her. They seem like they'd want a real thinking woman with some real class. Not just one who can wear a classy gown and look good in it while leg latching onto any male within reach. Very immature girl. She should wait before thinking about getting married to anyone.

I can't stand Hannah now. All those poor guys she was "screaming" at, did not deserve her tongue lashing and I'm sure alot of the looks they gave each other was Oh man.. what a shrew, and most them probably lost whatever feeling they had for her right then and there. I certainly would have, while feeling relieved I found out in time what a high maintenance pain in the ass demanding bitch she is and would be. She doesn't get that it's a two way street where she has to be attractive to them, other than the way she looks, for them to want to MARRY her for the rest of their lives!! I'm sure most them wanted to walk away right then and there breathing a sigh of relief, but will stay for the travel aspect. This girl who could barely talk on the last bachelor show has done a complete 180, personality wise. Not a good look for her. Run guys, Run! She acts like she's some kind of prize queen who imagines each and every one of them is already madly in love with her, ready to drop on bended knee for the privilege of being her man. Um. Nope. She's hardly talked to most of them, how could they possibly have strong feelings for her? I like that Mike and that other one who looks good in a kilt, I forget his name at the moment. The one she had a one on one date on the boat with. Tyler? I'm sure they both saw what a drama queen she'd be if they shared a life together, all about her her her, and have lost any lovin feeling they might have had up until that point. Thankfully she showed her true colors to them before it was too late. She wants that idiot Luke, thinking she can mold him into her perfect man with all the berating and trying force him to be what she wants him to be, but it just doesn't work that way..AND she wants all the other guys to sit quietly complying with her giving all her time and energy to loser Luke. She just blew it with all the good guys there. I guess my instinct was right when I couldn't stand her from the beginning. Bleh

I can't wait till that beyotch Rylie gets her due. The way she naysayed EVERYTHING Manu tried to interject pissed me off. Nothing Manu could say or do was good enough for that controlling ass. It was quite ok with her tho to allow Manu to be ahead of them on that insane pathway they took over the mountain because Rylie Insisted upon not going in the water. Using her as snake bite bait. The overly to the side part in her hair looks stupid too. Manu was so sweet and nice. Way nicer than I could have ever been to that stupid haired jerk and her sidekick.

I was worried when I saw Nikki's cut tho it didn't look too bad to the eye from the outside, I worried about her tendons which are very close to the surface on that part of the hand. I had an identical cut to the top of my fore finger area many years ago from washing dishes and sticking my hand into a glass which had a chip on its edge and swirling it around inside there with a soapy sponge. Turns out I nicked the tendon and had to have micro surgery on it where they sewed two button like objects onto the top of the finger to hold the tendon in place while it healed. If I hadn't had that done, I would have lost the ability to move or flex that finger forever. It was on my right hand and I couldn't even my drive stickshift car for fear of pulling pressure on the stabilizing buttons. Healing takes a good 4 to 6 weeks too. I hope she missed the tendon or she's going to have a problem with that finger for the rest of her life.

Was laughing tonight watching this. Best episode of the 3 so far, (in my opinion). Especially the end when Dax daddy, was saving the chickens. I agree with iMonrey about the writing and predictable turn to the story, but I did laugh and enjoyed the episode.

Bored now that Uche the one man big top circus showman is gone. Always thought Madison is the best singer of the bunch. Jeremiah is pretty great too.

If they don't get rid of the stupid mother talking on the phone parts, I'm gonna stop watching. Those parts are over the top annoying in not funny land. The rest is ok. The second episode was way better than the first episode (sans the phone mother).

Thank you LADYRAIN, I'm glad you liked it! I don't know how they even get on, but am thinking, well, they do have to pick people they know will have to eventually be voted off, so why not pick some quirky noodles! That's all I can come up with hehehe. I really just wish them well on their musical paths, and that Evelyn tones it down on the oral aerobic workout enunciating each word with exaggerated mouth movement and falsetto guttural low tones that just don't sound too good when sung like that any & everywhere she can fit one in. It just isn't as profound as she hoped. It's just cringe worthy. I'm up there in years too, and just love that Uche! Wow! He's so young now, I hope he goes far with his dream of being the star that he is. He's trying to show all of his musical talent at once in each and every song he sings and needs to just concentrate on a couple of his many talents per song, he'll sound better, be more relaxed and in control. He sounds like he's trying to prove he can sing 17 different varieties of voice and style in one song, and I think that it's hurting his chances now, during this competition.

Yes! I was wondering why so many of them seemed to be having trouble finding, staying in key. It was definitely an out of tune night for most of them. Even Madison was struggling tho she did stay on key, mostly. They were all a bit hoarse too. From practicing their brains out.

Ok. My 2 cents for whatever it's worth. I'm not getting it on all the Alejandro love. He's mediocre at the MOST. Since day one the judges have been pushing him as some kind of musical wonder and I can only think it's in their contracts to do so because he is a producers nephew or something. They've been pushing his mediocrity since the audition! He is not some ovation deserving musical prodigy with the fawning over him like he's a musical God, judges! Wtf? His 2-3 note monotone voice is like a whisper in the wind. He just in no way is a great singer. He may be adept at playing some musical instruments that highlight his 2 note capable voice, but American Idol is about the voice. Not the humble cute sweetheart type of personality he is, which is nice. But nice isn't singing talent. Sorry Alejandro, but somebody's got to say it out loud. Thank God Evelyn is gone. What a strange egg. I couldn't stand watching her mouth and the forced deep tones that came out of it. Eddie Island. Buh bye! Thankfully. Shocked that Uche wasn't voted in by the viewers. What a showman! Now he's idol material in my book. He's got the moves down, now he needs to practice voice control. He's got the voice, and needs to spend the rest of his idol time focusing on that, cause remember Uche... it's more about the voice that gets you into the winning circle. Lacy, eh, she's ok. The sandy breathy voice is one tone tho she does it nicely. At least she basically stays in tune. Madison, to me is the most vocally talented out of the group. Those are the ones standing out to me the most, as I write this. I am a singer and my own worst critic and feel as tho I could go toe to toe with Simon on my opinions. He has a great and discerning ear. Wish he was here.

I didn't like Jordan on the bachlorette either. He was just ridiculous with his egotistical ways, but I was looking forward to seeing him on paradise for the shear entertainment I knew he would bring. Turns out I found him to be extremely likable, witty and friendly to any other who was friendly to him. The guys just loved his hair products and other tips of the trade which he generously shared with all who treated him with kindness. When I saw his true love for Jenna, it melted my heart and made me love him for being so open, honest and vulnerable. Just plain as real as you can get. He truly is a golden retriever of loyalty. He also is so full of personality it's like he is a cartoon character compared to others. Then I remembered in my own life, one of my favorite people, an ex beau, and then lifelong friend, was a so over the top cartoon character of a person also. They are the best kind of friend when they are on your side. He passed away a year ago and nobody could ever fill his shoes. One of those who broke the mold when he was made. I see the same in Jordan. Jenna should be ashamed of herself for hurting him the way she did. She is the kind of person that gives all women a bad name. That's it.

I've got to say this... WHY WHY WHY does Robby always plaster that lock of hair all slicked down and super glued across his forehead just underneath that upward wave of hair. IT LOOKS SOOO STUPID! It is so distracting to look at, that's all I can see when I look at him and I hate it! Hey Robby if you read this, STOP IT! Please! It is the most unattractive hair style I've ever seen a man insist on wearing, and seems to be the only way this man can do his hair because it distracted me when he was on the bachlorette too. What a turn off! Terrible look. If he's trying to hide a scar or something, the scar would be preferable to look at than that STUPID PLASTERED lock of hair he insists on donning that you can see he takes great pains to make it stay like that.

Ahh, I must have missed Garrett's introduction. I didn't see that. Ok, that's a chink in my theory. I'm still thinking it tho because of Chris asking if they had any "news to share", then the family van gift.

I have a theory that I haven't seen touched on yet in this thread. I am speaking of the end of the show where Chris bestows the happy couple with gifts. Just before that, he looks at becca and says "Is there anything, any news, you want to share with the audience?" She looks him, then turns and looks at Garrett, and kind of blows it all off, changing the subject. Then Chris gives them a vacation in Thailand, as a gift. I may be wrong, but I don't recall any other couple getting a gift like that. THEN... Chris says he had ANOTHER gift for them outside , and they get followed by the cameras when they find the "family style" minivan that Garrett arrived in as their other gift. I could have sworn I saw a child's car seat in the back seat of that van. I think Becca is already pregnant, and Chris was hoping she'd spill the beans last night. If anybody has this recorded, please rewatch the end and tell me if I'm right..re: the child's car seat. Also, I have the feeling Joe the grocer will be picked as the new bachelor. At least he had personality.

I was liking me some Leo after they finally have him some extended air time last week. She was so not his type. He's to honest to pretend otherwise, to get more bahama time. Good for you Leo, I hope you go on BIP and find some real fun and romance! Garrett,, hmmm I never did trust those smiling Jack's. Always the big smile, trying to prove what a nice guy they are with the big, never ending smile. Big red flag. Turns out he's not such a nice guy blaming the ex for the entire marriage that they both failed at.

Maybe he's waiting for the one who truly loves him, for "him". Dinky winky comes to my mind here.

Erika, a shadow of a real person has some deep mental problems obviously. Everything about her is like a cartoon character, even that voice. To be as rude and haughty as she is in every action shows how insecure she really is while pretending to be so above it all and better than everyone else. She can't even go out the door without being in full costume mode. I see her rudeness to Teddi as complete jealousy over a true beauty which Teddi obviously is. Go suck a bag full Erika. Your toxin is not entertaining. It's repulsive. Like you are, in every way. I hope she reads this forum. Dorit is a complete ass too . So phoney. Bring back Camille , and more of Eileen. Not watching RHOBH to be showered with mentally ill idiots. Both are mere cartoon characters. Not real people. People don't act like that. Dorit, your ugly uncombed hairstyles look like crap too, no matter how many bedazzled bobby pins you slide in there. Looks so stupid.

I always thought it was going to turn out to be Lizzies mother's bones that Red has in that suitcase. With her death caused by either Red having to take her out because she was endangering Lizzie, or as a child, Liz accidentally killing her own mother, and Red trying to hide this from Lizzie (and the world) by hiding the body.

I had to delete my post (and replace it with this one) because it was mean. I was dragged into the drama, like the rest of us, and I really don't know any of these three people. I don't know what's in their minds or hearts, and it's unfair for me to criticise Arie so much. He's just a human like rest of us. Imperfect. Making human mistakes. I wish Becca, Arie and Lauren the love that they have been seeking all their lives. Just like all of us have. We are all jerks at one time or another. Some more than others, lol, and I regret not knowing them, the true nature of what each them was experiencing, and filling in blanks with my own judgemental opinion. I actually have no clue because I have not lived it, like they have. The best to all them.

Ashley's make up looks like she put her finger in an ashtray and used ashes as contouring shade. It was way to dark and black for her skin coloring. It looked like dirt rubbed on her face. I don't get the foundation baloney to begin with. It looks awful and so unnatural. It ruins your skin and clogs up your pores. It's scary looking to guys from the way they always seem to gravitate to the more natural women from the get go. Can you imagine smooching it up and tasting face makeup?

If I recall correctly, Josh insisted she tell him what the twins said after she said no no no,I don't want to, but told him anyway. She got about 2 sentences out and he went ballistic and stormed off to line up and confront the troops. Again she said no no no, don't do that. He totally disregarded her words (again), and she turned her back and walked off in the opposite direction, by herself. She seemed pissed. Is that the same night she went to bed by herself without Josh's permission to do so ? She had the opportunity to tell him she was not pleased with his behaviour when he so rudely woke her up and wanted to be by herself, but she wimped out. She wimped out again big time the next day when she promised to never question him and just be his loyal zip-lipped doormat. She had things she needed and wanted to say to him, but we never saw that happen and it doesn't look like it ever did. I hope she's happy with her choice. Personally, I am kinda terrified for her and her kids emotional future.

YES! I have met one of those type of people! It's the person who taught me the true meaning of two-faced people! They truly do exist. So nice to your face and to the world but underneath they have nothing but contempt , and judgement for most people. They have colleagues, but not alot of real close friends, maybe one who is loyal and unassuming. You'd never know it! Until you catch them at their back stabbing behaviour, and it's not easy. They are VERY careful not to get caught. Nobody who doesn't have the facts could ever believe miss perfect could be so diabolical! Hmm, Interesting, tho I am not saying Caila is this, because I do not have the facts.

Wow, I completely forgot Caila went to the fantasy suite with Ben, back then, and yes I was surprised at her date with Jared when she was in that water with her legs almost wrapped around him. She just didn't seem like the type who would be caught in a compromising position. I do admit I was surprised with that.

I fully agree with everything fib just said, because I was unknowingly one of those people. I didn't know my life experience and upbringing was so different and fodder for jealousy from others until much later in life. My father was a semi professional golfer and the family would travel all over the country to his golf tournaments while I was growing up. To be that good a golfer and remain that way, my family belonged to the country club in the area, because you can be damned sure, he was playing at least 9 holes every day after his regular day job as manager of a car dealership. I was raised at a country club with country club people and with a swoosh of a pen I could sign for anything I wanted to eat, while spending my days at the pool there. When I rode horses, which was my first love, it was with friends who owned horses and boarded them at the hunt club. So I rode at the elite hunt club with them on a rental horse. It was normal for me. I was blind to class diversity growing up. My best friends family was poor, and I spent all my free time there. I never even noticed the difference in our houses! I saw with my heart, not my pocket. Even to this day if I mention to others I know that I used to ride at the hunt club, they get all quiet and roll their eyes at each other. The people I speak of are millionaires, and I am the furthest from being a millionaire that they know! Still, it's an act of jealousy to deny me, my truth of what life was like for me, growing up! Heaven forbid I tell them that when I skied, it would sometimes be in the alps with my mother on a European vacation. I had a charmed life growing up, but I didn't know it until much later. It was all just what was normal to me. It doesn't make people think they are better than others, it means, that was what their personal experience was in life. I was very lucky growing up in some ways , but then you see I preferred to be with my poor friends family because I suppose I wanted family closeness like a normal kid would, and I got it that way. They're was no family closeness in my family. I didn't know it at the time, I just intuitively gravitated towards the place where I felt more at home than in my own home. People cannot relate to those who had country club upbringing, but those of us who had it, should not be automatically thought of as stuck up or thinking that we think we are "better" than them. It doesn't work that way. It just is what it is,.. (and I hate that expression). We did nothing wrong by being honest about our lives. It's not the fault of children born to those who have a bit more freedom to experience a more lavish lifestyle than the average family does. It's just part of who they are. But then there are the haters. No matter what they've achieved in life, I can tell you, they sneer at people who dared to have a more diverse, worldly, upbringing, than they did.

Here's what I think is a possible truth about what happened. Caila tells Amanda that she doesn't like Jared enough (yet) to go fantasy suite-ing with him after dating him on national tv for 2 minutes, but may be open to continue dating after the show, which means she'd be up for the usual hoopla of end of show "engagements", to follow through with the relationship and see where it went with Jared after the show ended. Maybe Amanda took it personally, because she was fantasy suite-ing her ass off, from the get-go with the charming chomping Josh. Maybe Amanda was offended because she realized she was the one who was the easy lay, and Caila let her know she would NEVER go on public t.v. show and allow the world to know she's fantasy suite-ing with anyone. Because she's not the type to hop into bed, and has more control over her hormonal urges. So she tells Ashley, that Caila said she didn't like Jared enough there then and now, but wouldn't be adverse to continuing the relationship under the guise of being "engaged" after the show. Maybe that's what it sounded like to her who was trying to protect her own indiscriminate actions with Josh. I do think Caila was attracted to Jared, and like a normal person wanted to take the time to get to know him better, before boinking on national tv. I also think Caila would never in a million years open the bedroom door of her private life to tv viewers no matter how much she liked someone. I never would allow the world to know I was having sex with anyone ever. Period. It's not anyone's business but my own. It's the way some people were raised. Their personal sex life is off limits to the prying eyes of others, much less all of public television viewers. Ashley the virgin should understand that more than anyone there, but then again she's made her virginity, the world's information about her. That's her choice. So is Caila's choice to NOT share such personal info with the world, or with a bunch of girls who Wouldn't think twice about test driving their dates after a couple days. What is wrong with this world that treats women as if there is something wrong with them because they don't have instantaneous sex relationships with people they feel attracted to? Sounds like a perverted man's world to me.