SweetieDarling

You know Ramona's going to say something completely inappropriate and offensive without realizing it. She never disappoints that way.

Bethenny is going to have a field day with this. I can hear it now, "Slut, f-doll, drunk-ass, cop-kicker!"

Did we know that Frank Catania was disbarred in Nov. for misappropriation of funds? http://caselaw.findlaw.com/nj-supreme-court/1880282.html (I didn't even know he was a lawyer)

Not to mention safety and health/hygiene issues. If the quality/safety of the drinking water is questionable, and the citizens are living in what we would consider unlivable or barely livable conditions, why would you bring a child into that environment unnecessarily?

It's pretty sad if that clip was the best they could come up with to represent the show. That clip was as painful as Kyle's fashion choices.

Can we please have Margaret lead a class for the HW's across the franchise on how apologize? She can explain the difference between "sorry you were upset" and "sorry I hurt you". Her apology was beautiful and sincere (or at least sounded that way), and she apologized for what she did, not how Siggy felt about it.

Thank God she didn't say that in front of PK! Can you imagine how bad this season would be if it revolved around DSL-gate?

Is that a filter? or just an odd angle? Why is her head shaped like an alien's?

Kail's ass would never fit on that small of a space, all you'd see is butt crack and people would be asking, "Duude, what's up with the line down the middle of your hat, man?"

I could never wear those. I'd be knocking things over with them all the time,or dipping them in my plate. They would drive me nuts!

Was there a theme to this event? Like, perhaps "Wear Your Most Ridiculous, Ugly or Ill Fitting Outfit (bonus points if you look like a hooker)"? or, maybe they weren't allowed to dress for the party until they consumed mass quantities of egg nog.

because he's an ass?

SIggy's husband said he wanted her to, no, sorry, he TOLD her to cut back her work schedule. Her behavior on the show this season, should help his desire come true command be obeyed. I can't imagine there will be much demand for her brand of relationship expertise after this season. It's a win-win; she gets to fulfill her attention whore dreams by being on the show, and being on the show is destroying her credibility as a relationship expert, which should result in fewer appearances.

OMG, YES!! It will be everywhere! On the room doors, key card or key ring, stationery, pens. The mirrors in the rooms will be shaped like the logo,...It will be enough to induce Kelly Bensimon level paranoia of being followed, chased, and hunted down by the logo in your sleep.

The entire interior will be done in white with red trim/accents. All surfaces will have clean sharp corners. It will offer all the warmth and comfort of a Dr's office waiting room.

Shhhhhh, it's all a conspiracy between the builders and the car service companies. No adequate parking, coupled with the right whine, and some delusions of grandeur makes the perfect excuse/rationalization for why they neeeeed to hire a car service.

...but duuuude,...she got these feathers in her hair special shirts made!

As usual, I agree with everything you said. When I saw the makeup artist at Melissa's, I was like WTF? They're getting all dressed up to confront pond scum? Did they think they would stay for the event? And what a lame confrontation it was. They should have just gone out to dinner on their own. Kim D must have something on Andy, or some kind of connection that they bring her and her fiasco of a fashion show back each season. I don't mean to sound cold and callous, but I don't believe for a minute that the boys found dead in Kim D's son's car were innocent victims. She brags about "running with the big boys", and it looks too much like a hit, than a freak "tragedy". I also think the fashion show should have been referred to as a "fundraiser", not a "charity event", as there were no actual charities involved, but that's my opinion, and I can't stand Kim D. Oh, and Delores, I really doubt the families of the deceased would have noticed, or cared if you and Siggy decided not to walk in the event, just sayin'.

I once worked for a pharmacy that offered delivery. A lady called one day needing her medications delivered. Not being familiar with the local area I tried to get directions from her. She told me to take Huntingdon Pike and turn onto Welsh Rd. When I asked her if it was a right or left turn she replied, "I don't know, I don't drive."

If only Hagrid could stop by and rescue Maryssa, Kaiser and poor Ensley and take them off to Hogwarts or some other place where they would be appreciated and loved. I would't put it past those swamp people to keep Jace and Kaiser in the cupboard under the stairs.

If Margaret's "Soggy Flicker" comment was so hurtful, and cut Siggy to the core, as she claims, why does she keep repeating it, jokingly, as if she finds it amusing? and why did she print it on t-shirts? It sounds like something from The Perpetual Victim's Handbook under the chapter on how to create and beat dead horses.

Melissa: "Some people like ferrets as dogs."

Did everyone catch the bowl of 9 oranges on the table in front of the ladies?

You know,.. the circle of friends that refuses to film with her or interact with her when mandated to film with her.

I was surprised that last season I Could Not Stand Kelly and wanted her gone; I won't say she pulled a Camille, but I kind of liked her this season. She had some moments, for sure (The Quiet Woman, anyone?), but overall, I didn't mind her.