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Hanna B gives me psycho vibes... I think it´s obvious what the feud is all about, she was jealous and lost it when the other girl was a runner up and she didn´t place. I think she comes off really badly and is 90% responsible for all the drama we´ve seen. I wouldn´t be surprised if Colton is disgusted with her, she´s done nothing but badmouth her former "friend" seemingly without cause. C-lyn seem genuinely scared.

I agree. Why am I still watching? I guess tv is just that bad now, or I´m accidentally a masochist. I did always like Abe and Rebecca, they just seemed so normal and nice compared to everyone else. I think the difference between Mary and Ada (if Ada is still amish, which I think she is) is that Ada never disrespects their culture and religion. Mary took everything so far, went against her husband´s wishes, drank lots of alcohol, acted a fool etc.

For some reason I didn´t want to watch this series, people were mentioning it a lot on facebook and since my taste in tv/movies is often quite different I was sceptical and had decided that "You" was probably just a lame love story sjw-crapfest from netflix. I only finally gave it a chance a few days ago when the fb crowd was discussing how problematic they felt watching a show about a likeable stalker. What? Stalker? I´m in!!! And then I went through 2-3 episodes a day and I haven´t loved a show this much in a long time (not since Twin Peaks S3 and Game of thrones were on). So anyway. I liked Beck from the start and Joe was just the main character, I neither liked him or hated him, I just enjoyed what he was getting up to. Until this last episode. It all turned around. I was totally digging how Joe came together fully as this disturbed anti-hero who I hated to love and loved to love at the same time! I felt bad not feeling that bad for Beck, lol, but... The ending was quite magnificent, so simple yet it had every single thread tightly wrapped up. I´m just in awe. I wish every show could be this good now-a-days. And the books, I loved the setting in the bookstore so much. This was one of my favorite parts in the whole series.

The crazy lady who brought her dog reminds me of a young (evil) Camille Grammar... I adore Camille now but she was pretty heinous on her first housewives season and has the same voice. Now I´m trying to imagine that some day she (I´m just gonna call her Crazy) will win me over like Krystal did, but it´s not working.

Tre is so obnoxiously self-absorbed, I think she´s the worst out of all the housewives everywhere. She´s also really, really stupid, which makes it worse. She´s unable to see other people as people with desires, she understands that she has feelings and wants and needs but I´ve never seen her actually acknowledge those things in others, ever. She can dish everything out but not take a tiny little bit of criticism. Then again it´s useless for anyone to try to explain something to her. One day she decided to say sorry to Danielle´s daughters, so she could be friends with Danielle on camera again, but I don´t think she meant it except as a thing she had to do for her tv-SELF. Too her Joe is her brother so he matters, her parents matter and her best friends kind of matter, but even her brother´s kids and wife don´t matter at all when Tre wants something. It´s disgusting.

I kind of adore her (can´t wait to regret that decision, lol). Exciting story about the almost arranged-marriage. Her husband was gorgeous on their wedding day. When they were at the axe-throwing place (this will sound dumb) - I thought they had invited Jacqueline, and I was in ave of how great she looked, she was like a younger, happier version of herself. Well duh. That´s so typical, I´ve never been able to tell most of these Jersey women apart, the season with twins was the literal worst for me. So glad Siggy is gone because now I instantly recognize Dolores (I hated them both though). I don´t like Teresa, never have, but I´ve never hated her and I thought she looked pretty good tbh. I´m not seeing that much difference, maybe she went from a 7 down to a 6. But when they´re constantly showing flash-backs I noticed that her nose has changed... That´s really weird because her nose now looks a lot fatter than it did. I´ve always "liked" Melissa and I hoped she and Teresa would finally get on, I guess this seasons main storyline is about that all falling apart. Danielle is a scary horrible person, but as a real housewife she is in the top 10 for me. Probably my favorite from New Jersey, so it´s not cool that she´s been demoted to a friend.

They must have been faking.

If, say, someone were to ask me: "How come you love The Gang so much?" now thanks to this episode I can simply say "check out s13e05 and you´ll find out". Those twins make my dreams come true, with their dark but beautiful charm. And Frank in the woods by the tree-stump, with the hidden porn... I´m swooning. Mac and Charlie beating up those awful kids, please stop, don´t be so perfect. Happy ending, with Dennis feeling his 80´s music, say no more.

Here are a few of my observations about the show from the last 2 seasons up to the latest episodes: I absolutely hate so much about Dawn, especially when she was cruel to Tanya and calling her "dickhead" over and over again. That was so cringy and off, made me want to turn the whole thing off honestly, and yet, she is often okay too and she has a beautiful family, home and her husband is one of the hottest on all the franchises. I don´t like muscles but he is just a good looking man and he and Dawn seem good together, even if she is a huge bitch and he is so nice. Now on to the thing that sparked my need to write: Rachel´s husband. He is a very strange mixture of "creepy and cute". I don´t think I´ve ever seen anything like it. Every time he is on screen I get chills from his creepiness and yet something about him is so relaxing and cute (not in a "hot" way, more like he´s a gentleman from another era, or a ghost). Rachel definitely married the right man for her looks because when she stands next to her husband she looks like a stunning, glamorous and bubbly woman, but when she´s with the other women she just looks okay. But she is better looking imo than Perla. I´m defnintely not getting the femme fatale about her. Give me Ester for that role any day. Speaking of, Ester is my favorite, she is a cartoon but she´s so big and stunning. I love her over the top silliness. It´s like she never knows what is going on but the other women are always angry with her over something (on and off screen) and talk about her like she´s some diabolical social media enthralling mastermind. I hope she´ll be bringing something more to the table soon. No wait, Tanya is my favorite. She´s a genuine Cheshire rose. I´m kind of waiting for the whole crew to mesh, I´m not sure they will. I´m really glad that they got rid of Stacy and the other one though, but maybe they don´t need to be so many.

I think the judges have lost it. Wtf. I mean how could that seahorse turn out so crappy? The dragon looked good, only an extremely tiny fragment of the population would notice some anatomical inconsistencies with it (due to it being an obscure fantasy animal on a wrist) while most over the age of 6 could actually do a better tattoo than the lady who made the sea-horse.

I am a saved christian but I was completely 100% team Gina when she told the beasts that she doesn´t believe in "the" God, just "a god" and they started pearl clutching. Frankly I was disgusted by their act. I like Kelly okay but jeez, she should not be displaying herself as a believer, it´s embarrassing for us. Vicky is worse. I believe that Tamra is saved, I don´t think she´s lying about her faith, but making faces and acting superior and upset when someone says they are not a christian is idiotic and I place that scene in the "my top 10 angriest moments on the O.C" list. I hope Gina gets saved someday, and I hope Vicky gets lost, she´s going to hell that´s for sure. The Bible says (romans 2) that pagans (or atheists) can have good morals, it´s something (not all) people feel inside a.k.a a moral compass, and while some so-called believers routinely act stupid and wrong, a pagan can at the same time do what God wants much better because of their natural morals. Vicky has no idea what the Bible actually says about anything. And she has NO morals. I´m not counting Emily among the beasts, she acted like a nice person. I just hated the discussion about Gina´s divorce, it was cringy, this divorce is so strange and I don´t want to try to understand it. Tamra was the only one to say that it´s not their business, but it was a little too late, since poor Gina had already fled from the table. They were all judging her for what they did themselves, i.e not trying to make their marriages work and wanting something better (I excuse Shannon from that, she´s the only one). Gina´s husband has effectively left her already, and they try to claim that she´s just getting divorced for fun? I just cant.

I fancy Nema.

Loved this episode, did not see the twist coming. I feel like the whole plot was really loose and "meh" until the twist was revealed and then it was all suddenly cinched together in a masterful way. I love the direction this season has taken, even though the other episodes haven´t all been as clever as this one was, there has still been an underlying current of "climate" and all the sjw nonsense that makes it really relevant, no matter which side people belong to.

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I loved hearing Dee say "soy-boy beta-cuck" :) And when the waitress called Dee a nerd when she calculated how many bottles of wine would be equal to 70 beers. I was so sure that Artemis had mixed something a lot more sinister into her tea than "just" ayahuasca.

For the first time I´m literally angry at Shannon, why did she have to go there about cats? I noticed that Cameron in Dallas (the boring pink Barbie) has a cat and a dog, that´s a big bonus for her where I´m concerned. Cats are the best, they´re so wonderful, true friends, easy to live with etc etc, and people who talk badly about them (or the men who love them) need to check themselves. Urrrrr.

I love Shane and Kelly. They´re both so awesomely horrible, yet kind of adorable, in the craziest way. It was obvious that Shane and Steve had a love at first sight bromance. Steve was literally glowing when the "ladies" were arriving at the party, and I was wondering who was with him and putting that genuine happy smile on his face, and then whoever was in the way moved aside and of course, it was adorable Mr. Emily. He´s never like this with Vicky, more like the opposite.

I don´t like Colton and can´t really think of a worse candidate for the Bachelor but it´s guaranteed to bring the cringe, and that is exactly why I will probably be watching his season. Wrong reasons all the way!!! A part of me feels really sorry for him, there is foreshadowing of so much awkwardness and not even a tiny glimmer of hope that anything remotely romantic or interesting will happen. But it will definitely be something to see when the women have to pretend to like him despite all his issues. I think I have found the perfect way to describe Kevin, he´s "caveman pretty".

Paradise always turns my favorites (Kendall, Leo etc) into creeps :( The only one immune this time around is Kevin, but no curse can affect his awesomeness. The weird thing is that sometimes Paradise also turns things around the other way, like with Crystal. Benoit had already been completely ruined for me during the winter games,after his psycho declarations of love. I watched him and Kevin compete on the Bachelorette Canada and he was my favorite (I still knew all along that Kevin would win though). Benoit is very attractive physically, and he was always so nice and interesting. But nope, had to go act like a psycho.

As much as I liked Kenny, I agree with this 100%!

Kevin is a real alpha male.

Craig is 40% looks, 30% Gizmo, 20% kindness and 10% some kind of personality disorder. I love him but I wish he could be Thomas´ lawyer. TRav is the only one (and JD maybe?) that I´d wish "Craig the lawyer" upon. But seriously, I really hope Craig will heal and come into his own soon, there is something seriously wrong with him. But he is a beautiful, charming, smart and kind man who should be able to have a good life. Kathryn is another favorite of mine that I´m seriously happy for. Crossing my fingers that Craig will be the next Kathryn :) I´m also so happy for Cameran, hopefully she´ll have more children, but even if she won´t, she has a beautiful child and she´s the greatest charmer :)

The speed-dating was one of the best things I´ve ever seen on a Housewives show, I think, like ever (no accounting for my bad memory nor over excitement about stuff like this). Luann trying on dresses was the second best segment of the episode, she is so stunning.

I´ve always hated Janet, she just gets worse and worse, but she´s someone that I like to hate. She so nuts and deranged, in a fun way. Gina is my fave, simply because this group has always tried to gang up on her to bring her down since season 1. They rotate, one leaves and another one takes it´s place, but Janet´s minions are always so vile, lame and nasty to her, without any real results. Jackie has the best body I´ve ever seen, BUT-HER-FACE... that´s something else and she looked straight up ugly this season. She´s got an awful personality, loud and annoying, although kind of smart, but the angels stuff is so cringy and horrible. This is the first season that I didn´t hate Lydia, so yay for that I guess. Gamble was amazing when she was singing to her wolfie. I wish she and Gina would become friends again, they both behaved badly and should apologize to each other and try to leave the past in the past.

I wanted to say this last week but never got around to it, but it´s just as true for this week so here goes: I don´t think Becca is boring at all! I didn´t really like her when she was on Aries season, so never understood why he fell for her like that, but now I´m getting it. She´s very pretty, beautiful even, and I like her confidence. I loved her whole lumberjack thing, that was a hoot. I don´t understand her taste in men though, unless she picks Leo... I found the male model funny for the first couple of weeks but I´m bored of him now. And I can´t stand Lincoln, even though he is a flat-earther (how silly and wtf???).