Zanne

Since he never stops talking, he was bound to get one good one in.

I really hate that Adalind's character encapsulates the sexist stereotype that popping out a few babies "fixed her".

Didn't FU guy in the dungeon imply that the baby might be his? Maybe the fairies will give it back when they find out it doesn't have king's blood, which means a whole new mess with Fen and the FUs, as well as some really pissed off fairies.

This isn't elementary school where it's required to invite the whole class. By the time you're 50, you can invite or not invite whomever you want to your own birthday party. Someone needs to tell that to Minnie and her mother. It's no wonder Minnie doesn't have any real friends. Her mother trained her to be a horrible person.

The entire Little Women franchise (especially this incarnation) should be backed by Planned Parenthood. The entire campaign could be "You Could Do So Much Better!" PS: Dear Pregnant Lady, Not all birth control is chemical. Start looking into it. Sincerely, Me

I found that entire bullet exchange scene insulting to the intelligence of the audience. They showed and then had to go back and tell, like the acting just a few seconds before didn't explain everything. When they replayed that whole damn scene to tell us how Sam got the bullets for the gun, I was ticked. I'm not an idiot, writers. I actually got that the first time. When the writing gets this tedious, it's painful to watch.

While I heartily disapprove of the Archie/Grundy mess (stop doing this trope, TV!), I thought she meant hearing the gunshot and not reporting it would get Archie arrested, not the sex with her part.

Yes, that's Haley Joel Osment. I nearly fell off my couch when I realized that. It made me feel super old.

Amen. I don't think many schools/teachers today would permit the nickname Jughead since it can be construed as saying he's an idiot. Did the teacher call him Jughead? I think we saw him in science class once. Plus the hat. If they wanted to update this, they could have made it a regular beanie that he wears all of the time, without the pointed crown edging. Heck, they could have had a small, crown-shaped namebrand logo on the brim of the beanie as a subtle nod.

I watch this show! It amuses me and brings in some of those classroom shenanigans that every teacher has at some point in their careers. I'm eagerly awaiting the Common Core episode that was hinted at in a promo because I want to see what these ladies have to say about it.

I don't think there would have been any discussion at all. Mary was going to shoot herself in the head to complete the deal, so whoever accepted it had to kill themselves. Dean just would've said, "See ya later," and shot himself before Sam could say or do anything.

The worst crime on this show was Miss Grundy wearing heart shaped glasses and unironically slurping a milkshake a la Lolita. No one over the age of five, much less someone either nearing or in her early thirties, wears heart shaped sunglasses.

I thought the dress was covered with green beetle wings. You more commonly see them in jewelry, but I suppose you could attach them to fabric.

I think Minnie and her mom are big jerks who dropped the dog off at the pound once it inconvenienced them. Notice there was no dog at Minnie's new place. She didn't give a rat's patoot about that poor dog.

I just received another Previous Resident mailing about becoming an auditor. I scanned the back (usually I just toss it in the trash), and was amused to see some of the requirements for being a top notch auditor - letter writing, ethics, estates, public relations, promotion & marketing, and bookselling.

There is a Scientology center near the Pantages in LA. My parents had dropped me off to see a show many a year ago and they were walking around, having lunch, window shopping and people watching. It was a warm day and my mom wanted to sit down. Every bench on the street had a homeless person or tourist on it (according to my mother's report) - all except one. The bench in front of the Scientology center was clear. This wasn't the big church that's in LA, but one of the smaller centers. She said that as they sat there for a while a couple people came out in suits to stand by the door and were eying them. Finally, she had to go to the bathroom, so she went into the Center to ask to use their restroom. A woman latched onto her immediately and talked to her the entire way to the bathroom. She was waiting outside the door when my mom came out to walk her back. My mom will talk to anyone about everything, which can be a problem. The woman asked about family and my mom mentioned she was waiting for her daughter. Oh, what does your daughter do? She's a special education teacher. Really? L. Ron Hubbard was a teacher, too. Maybe you'd all like to learn a little more about him and his teaching ideas? My mom finally managed to make it to the front door and escape. She's a naive thing, and even she commented how weird it was that they took her to the restroom farthest away from the doors (there was a closer one they said was out of order), and managed to work Scientology into every part of this "casual" conversation, and were waiting for her right outside the bathroom door like she couldn't be without an escort in the building. I told her if she found herself in that situation again, it was better to buy an $8 soda at one of the restaurants rather than go into that place.

I can see it happening. She's had a huge behemoth of a car for JJ's whole life since that's the only car they can use for him. It's probably super easy to spot in a parking lot. She's never had to worry about losing or finding her car before. My last two cars had something different enough about them that helped me find them without using outside apps. The not knowing what level you parked your car on is another matter.

Of the many things I do not understand about Scientology, here's one question I have. Even in Leah's talking heads when she was a young Scientologist, she's mentioned it - how the Church of Scientology is doing good works and helping the planet. How? How much do they actually donate to a charity that's not owned by them? I heard about the 9/11-Tom Cruise thing, but that didn't seem particularly helpful. What are they doing that's making the world a better place? They claim these things, but I never hear an actual answer. Or do they consider people achieving - what is it called? - OT VIIIIIIIIIIII and turning into immortal alien beings with superpowers being helpful?

I bought my home from a couple who belonged to Co$. The amount of junk mail I still get over three years later is astounding. It made me think they sold the house just to get away from it. However, I can answer the auditor question since I get a multitude of mailers asking the Previous Residents to become auditors. You just need to apply! I also get plenty of postcards trying to lure Previous Residents into Sea.org, though they seemed older than the usual crowd.

I have a dream catcher hanging in the trunk of my car because of Supernatural (Season 1). The Boys had one dangling in the trunk of the Impala in their weapons cache. Some of those rearview mirror dreamcatchers might be there for the same reason!

Maybe it's my age, too, but the original movie remains the best. I hated the movie remake/musical version and, to me, this came in a very far third. The original script/movie lost its edginess, its humor, and everything that made it a Jon Waters' classic with each one of these remakes. While I enjoy musicals, they really didn't do Hairspray justice. It became too sanitized of, I don't know, the oddball weirdness of Jon Waters, who was able to make a statement while also poking fun at everyone and everything involved.

I think Kayleigh has a severe underbite. Her lower teeth/jaw extends past her upper teeth which is why her upper lip looks so stiff. Try sticking your lower jaw forward and talking. It'll look and feel exactly like what's happening with Calleigh. No, I do not know how to spell Khaylee.

I am amused he's naming his children random nouns.

I was surprised they hadn't been kicked out of the restaurant long before it got to the brawling stage. I do find it interesting that the woman who started it all - Brichelle? - threatened to charge Emily who didn't do anything except defend herself, but who also happens to be the only cast member with a large trust fund.