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He looks 4-5 years younger than he really is!

Sorry, it was hard to type a cohesive, grammatical sentence on my tablet!

Pffft... Do not fly with him, Jana. Sucks daddy’s tiddy Like dollhouse stuff? Or could he whip me up an ottoman? It’s either that, or masturbate. At least he has a normal weight and has hair with straight teeth. He’ll point out Jana’s many flaws, and invent some if needed. Also, he’s amazingly always right! You in danger, girl . Kenny Chesney, without the talent! Jackpot! Congratulations future Mrs. Wissman

More like flying under the radar.

I’m sorry, but liquid gold sounds like urine.

Lol. Sit quietly in your questions will be answered! I’m thinking, 1 to 2 children, but no more. The Jana-nolia garden will wither. She will compensate by shiplapping a crib, the refrigerator, and Stephen if he sits still too long. The groom is almost guaranteed to be some kind of loser. He will do some kind of work with his hands that any other guy could do under the same circumstances. In Jana’s mind he will look like a guy off a Harlequin romance cover. She will never, ever, admit that she really wanted to screw Chad Paine, and thinks of him during their nightly fumbling. Admittedly, I have no idea what is going to happen to Laura. Marry a guy and move in next-door? Gets returned to Gothard headquarters for more famous families? I kind of wonder if she has a Fairweather friend who will disappear along with the show.

I feel like it’s going to be the most underwhelming relationship ever. Like yeah, you’re pushing 35 and married. No one cares.

“Shit....this house is small. Oh and FU if you think I’m going near the body fluid couch for a picture.”

Michelle cut the cord!

I didn5vknoe Nurie was pregnant. Not that it is a huge surprise. Nice to see her with some body fat.

Wait until they’re broke enough not to buy bottled water and ice…

Crabgrass, Hemlock, Mold, Kudzu, Shamrock, Clover, Redwood, Mustard Seed, Wheat, Oats, Milkweed, Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, limitless plant names. Maybe they’ll go the route of the Phoenix family - River, Leaf, etc.

Plankton Bonhoeffer Seewald Kelp Praise Seewald Unagi Roll Seewald

Fern. Meh. Fern and Ivy - double meh. Ben has a new video up explaining they'll keep up the plant theme with #5 - 'Marijuana'. 🤗

Sorry if I was too deadpan. She’s not gonna have twins, I was just knocking on the fact that every single pregnancy has been ‘twins’ up until now We’ve got a whole year until the five kids in one bedroom scenario kicks in!

The second YouTube video reveals its twins. She should replace that picture of her and Ben kissing in their bedroom with a picture of her in agony from labor. It might serve as a non-hormonal birth control.

There’s still enough and the kitty for a loyal fembot like Jessa. But I wouldn’t bank on a new house.

Congrats to Jessa. At least it was safe for all involved. So she was posting pictures of the kids eating backyard pears, posting camping YouTube videos and what not while she was having a baby or in the hospital? I guess your life isn’t worth all that much, new little Sewald child.

The rumor is, it’s twins!

Are their taxes public?

Middle of the howler pack kind of blurs together.

Isn’t she employed by like five LLCs? Having all those assets in her name might disqualify her from assistance. Smooth move, Jim Bob.

Weren’t Jill‘s daughters in a car accident? Didn’t one of the not-juries, Kaylee?, get really hurt? I mean, that car accident had 100% survival rate. So it’s totally OK that happened to her daughters and she shouldn’t have even posted it online, right?

I hope they showed up with a check for the hospital. That’s the only way they actually go at this point.