BlackberryJam

I think Jaime and Lady Stoneheart will be Brienne's big moment. She'll end up breaking her vow to Lady Stoneheart/Catelyn because she loves Jaime. It will be her Mad King moment. I have a hard time thinking Jaime can't tell she's lying. What happens with that really holds my interest.

Seriously. A genetic marker? Stupid stupid stupid. In Season 4, ER was very clunky in a lot of her scenes. Clunky is kind. I don't need to see more of that. I do, however, want to see the original. Audrey, like Lucy and Sarah, was a borrowed personality. If we are going to have Audrey, I want the real Audrey back. I liked her and her boyfriend, Brad.

We, the viewers, know Cersei is a wine-saturated, willing to kill her child, down with murdering her husband's bastards, Lancel fucking, Qyburn funding bitch. Jaime knows Cersei is his sister, his love, the mother of his children. He knows she says cutting and cruel things. He knows she hates Tyrion. He's always known she hates Tyrion though. That's nothing new. Jaime still wants to bang her. Jaime and Cersei's arcs require a rift. I don't think Jaime needed the rift with Tyrion and while some of Tyrion's actions make less sense without the rift from Jaime, I think the story can be easily adjusted to have Tyrion protecting Jaime.

Oh, just like Cersei, I think Jaime thinks he can have it all. I doubt Jaime has even thought through the repercussions of freeing Tyrion, at least not those related to Cersei. Jaime has no idea Cersei is building the Mountainstein. He doesn't know about Lancel. I don't think he even knows she was ready to kill Tommen.

Guy went a full year with no play and then only got some next to the corpse of his dead son. So when sister comes waving her coochie at him and promising him the world, of course little Jaime is coming out to play.

It looks like a major set up for Cersei and Jaime fall out next season. Cersei just got everything she wanted and she's going to have it ripped away the very next morning.

In the tubs at Harrenhal, Jaime told Brienne about the killing of Aerys Targaryen. How he'd planned to burn King's Landing and then ordered Jaime to kill Tywin. It's what got him named Kingslayer. Ned Stark found Jaime sitting on the Iron Throne with Aerys dead at his feet.

On the far right, that's Ben Mankiewicz of the big film family, grandfather co-wrote Citizen Kane. Ben also does some hosting on AMC. I like him, but I'm not watching a review as long as the show.

The audition dialogue says Jaime is smuggled into Dorne. He wouldn't need to be smuggled if he were delivering the Mountain's head.

Wish granted! Arya makes it to White Harbor from the Vale. Just then, Gendry, who has been rowing for a year now, comes ashore. While Gendry wants to just sleep on land, Arya forces him to row her out to sea. They spend eternity rowing around Westeros and bickering I wish Stannis and Melisandre had a real son.

Oh, if we are working out ways to kill Littlefinger, can I suggest he has to fuck Lady Stoneheart the way he fucked Lysa Arryn? And during the fucking, she sucks the life from him. Uhm. So, totally gross but he's always wanted Catelyn.

I've read that theory before when it was posted, the theory that Jaime lied. It still doesn't hold up to scrutiny. I think there are plenty of reasons to hate Jaime (and those are most of the reasons that I love him), but this idea that he killed Aerys for kicks and lied to Brienne doesn't make sense. I go back to this post I made in this thread on page 1, March 28. There are ton of practicality issues through the book and the series. I mean, in just the last episode, did none of the Night's Watch notice the campfires of the wildlings? Did they not send out scouts? How come they only noticed when the fire was massive? Seriously Why was the Mountain killing peasants? Did they just give him people for murder practice? Did not make sense. This is the same series where Jaime banging Cersei is scandal but Aerys marrying his sister is business as usual. Yes, I know, Cersei was married to the king, but the way they have Olenna talking to Tywin about incest as if it's the great Satan is ridiculous considering the history of the Crown. I loved DR and CD in the scene but was rolling my eyes. Oh oh, and Roose Bolton can get his psycho son legitimized but super honorable yet beheads innocent men Ned doesn't even ask his best friend to legitimize Jon Snow. Not to mention Catelyn Stark arresting the Queen's brother on the word of a brothel owner. That still makes me want to bang my head into a desk. The issue about the wildfyre is left unresolved. How much was made and how much was found. There's no definitive answer, but considering all other things, it's more likely that Jaime was telling the truth, or at least the truth as he believed it to be, rather than lying.

I think that Jaime's story will be one that brings the other major players together, but I think his survival is up in the air. Everyone wants to kill him. Dany, the Stark contingent, Tyrion, the Tullys, Lady Stoneheart and eventually Cersei. The only person who wants Jaime alive is Brienne I think. Sure, it would be GRRM like to let him live. Like I fully expect Walder Frey to be alive in the end as well. Still, most families can unite in their desire to have Jaime dead. If Jaime's role in the big picture is to get Lightbringer to AA, that gives him real story, has him choose honor over family and tie story togeher. One of the big issues I have is that so many of these stories are separate from each other. They need to come together in the end. Although really, Dany could stay in Meereen. Whatever. She bores me.

Wanted to weigh in on Lightbringer/Nissa Nissa. There are very few important swords on the show right now. Really, we've got Oathkeeper and Widow's Wail, which Jaime seems to have at Tommen's crowning. I read this theory on Lightbringer. http://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/1ds3j0/spoilers_all_brienne_and_the_forging_prophecy/ I think Jaime is one of the few characters who has crossed different stories. He's had scenes with Jon Snow (which ties in the Wall story), the Starks, the Boltons, and Tullys as well history with the Targaryens and the Baratheons and he's a Lannister. His story hasn't been limited in location and contacts. Unlike say Cersei, she has been connected to Starks and King's Landing, nothing else. Jon Snow has interaction with Starks and the Wall, brief interaction with Tyrion. Dany is way out doing her own thing. Jaime, as a character, can bring these stories together. (Tyrion can also do this as he's had multiple cross story interactions, but Tyrion is not connected to a sword. Jaime is.) That make me think Jaime has a bigger role to play. Jaime goes through a real change. Initially, he's all "I'll kill children just to fuck Cersei" but by the time he's doing his Riverlands campaign, he's "no rapin', no senseless murderin'." The last we've seen of him, he's ignored Cersei's letter and gone off with Brienne for the sake of honor. That makes me think that Jaime, if not Nissa Nissa himself, will end up with Brienne, who will forge Lightbringer by killing Catelyn, taking the sword to Jon Snow who is AA. Jaime will leave behind all that is Lannister, including Cersei, to fulfill this quest. That will be his story. Will he survive after? Who knows.

Wish Granted! Tormund does become King Beyond the Wall. However, his beard frightens the other tribes. He's unable to unite them for the attack on the Wall. Instead, the Wildlings get wiped out by the White Walkers and those that survive head to the Wall for sanctuary. However, Thorne goes douchey and refused to take them in. Wildlings dead. Game continues. I wish Jaime had been the one to kill Joffrey.

Wish Granted! Ned Stark grows a brain and supports Renly as King after Robert's death. He escapes King's Landing and is never beheaded. Rallying the North for Renly, when it appears the Lannister forces are going to be defeated, Tywin brokers a deal with Renly. Renly will be named King, but because Renly is unable to bed a woman, he must name Joffrey his heir. Because Renly loves Loras's sweet sweet ass, he agrees, assuming he'll live forever. He's wrong, of course. Stannis sprays a smoke monster up Melisandre's vagina. The Smoke Monster still kills Renly. Joffrey becomes King. The game continues. I wish Tyrion had a teenage son.

Wish granted! Pedofinger makes a move on Sansa. She tries to run away but trips into Robin Arryn. He asks her to pull out her milkers because he wants a drink. She recoils in horror and flings herself out the Moon Door only to discover that like Sister Betrille, she can fly. She flies down to the Bloody Gate and meets Arya, who is rolling on the ground in her own urine from laughing. Arya, still in her near hysterical state, decides that everything that has happened to her is all Sansa's fault since she lied about Mycah, the butcher's boy. Arya pulls out Needle and kills Sansa. She then grabs the Hound and they run. Pedofinger has, by that time, made his way to the Bloody Gate. Unable to cope with the loss of yet another Tully woman, he cuts off dead!Sansa's hair and makes a wig of it. He also puts on the dress and makes everyone call him Lady Tully. The game continues. I wish Jaime has lost his left hand instead of his right.

You should create a thread for re-writing scenes so we can all play!

I think we definitely need Jaime helping Tyrion escape including the Tysha reveal and Tyrion exposing Cersei's infidelities. A big part of the story is the rift that develops between Jaime and Cersei. It leads her on the naked walk to Crazy Sept and him to destroy her letter. It also leads to him choosing to follow Brienne which gets us to Lady Stoneheart. Jaime's actions are going to make so much less sense in Season 5 if we never have reasons for his break from Cersei. It can be a 4 minute scene, followed up Tyrion killing Tywin and Shae.

Sitcoms aren't quite this bloody. Usually. Wait, there might be some BritComs out there. Avine Aviation and all. But that was more variety? Tywin Lannister in a Carol Burnett role. Wearing a dress with a curtain rod through it. Now I could get behind that. Or a Cersei/Robert/Jaime/Tyrion show staring Myrcella. My Two Dads and One Point Five Uncles.

Growing up Lannister sounded like a nightmare. Gropy maesters, penis-pinching sisters, dead mother and constantly disappointed father. That should be a sitcom.

Oh fine! No one else loves Hodor enough to heal him. Wish granted! During one of Bran's warging experiences, he heals Hodor. Hodor, now mentally competent, realizes he's been used as an assassin by Bran. Unable to turn on Bran, but unable to live with being a murderer, he slits his wrists and hangs himself from that creepy face tree. As he's at heart, an innocent, his blood allows the being trapped in the tree to reach human form, but it's still only able to commincate through Bran and Jojen. Tree becomes the new walking wheelchair. The Game continues. I wish Catelyn Stark hadn't believed Baelish about Tyrion being the owner of the dagger the assassin used to try and kill Bran.

I find Charles Dance has an appreciation of slowness you rarely see in actors. So much of movies and TV shows are fast-paced fight and chase scenes. Walking across the Throne Room with a deliberate measured pace.. Making each step count, each step was acting. Then when he speaks, his every word is calculated. There is no impulse in Tywin Lannister. Charles Dance owns that role. I love him and want him on my screen forever.

Wish Granted! Lyanna Stark had a hot May/December fling with Tywin Lannister that involved a lot of bondage sex and spanking. She was using Rhaegar as cover for the affair. She loved Tywin, but he thought she was just a dirty whore and would have thrown the baby into the sea if he'd known. Ned Stark secreted the child away to protect him. When Tywin finds out about Jon, he seeks him out at the Wall only to realize he's a beta-male and unworthy of Casterly Rock. He's still stuck with Tyrion or Jaime. I wish Khal Drogo hadn't died.

Wish granted! Arya comes upon Nymeria in the woods. Unfortunately, Nymeria is still pissed at her for that whole rock throwing incident and bites off her sword hand, ruining her chances of exacting revenge on her enemies. I wish Roose Bolton would get a sex scene.