TexasGal

I think it would be bigger news at this point if Jenna wore a bra and a non-sheer top.

Heather's Easter Bunny invitation was hilarious, but had to be staged. How would that bunny have gotten into her car without her knowing?

I really, really don’t want to see either Plath parent dating. Just, no. The kids are barely tolerable. I do not like Moriah’s tattoos.

Same! As with probably most casual Poe readers (of which I am one), those are 2 of my favorites along with The Cask of Amontillado which got good treatment here as well although not a full episode. I guess because they wanted to have funerals? I was also very worried for Lenore from the moment I heard her name. I guess she was meant to be the suspense?

I loved Juno's reactions during the presentation, of course she thought Tamerlane was directing it all at her! Poor thing.

I wonder if, as part of the contract they sign, they agree that Whitney as producer gets to invent whatever story he wants about you and you have to accept it. Unless we see those pictures, I am not believing that Taylor send him nude pics.

Same. So based on the back of Annabel Lee's head, we are to assume she shot herself? Was it ever said when she died?

Airdate: 10.17.2023

Do the producers really think we want to watch drama between Olivia and Taylor? Also, Olivia giving little Craig the stink eye on the patio tells me all I need to know about her. He’s adorbs (although as my pic shows I’m a little biased).

Emily cracked me up with the commentary about the hair imbalance on the couches. That’s about the only positive I’ve got. I can’t believe Tamra came out squeaky clean. Again. Because everyone is “askeert” of her.

Why is the chef calling dishes with seafood in them vegan? I thought that would be cause of the drama.

Airdate: 10.10.2023

Sai pinky swore to keep Ubah's secret. I'll be shocked, SHOCKED I say, if she tells someone.

I literally had to pause when Heather accused Jenn of being a shit stirrer, and the camera flashed over Tamra making her sneaky little rat face no doubt worried Jenn would call out that she is in fact the biggest stirrer in the universe, because I was laughing so hard.

This is Whitney's MO. Other people make vague references to rumors on camera and then Whitney actually spills the dirt (or asks someone else who does), but she tries to blame it on the original person. I'd love to see Meredith react like - "OH NO, that's not the rumor I meant, but wow! That's bad."

Chris Matthews was also on Morning Joe at some point in the last 5,000 hours they've been on air in the last week. Maybe Monday? I saw him and was very confused. And then was confused why I was watching Morning Joe and changed the channel.

Airdate: 10.03.2023

I thought that was where they were going too, with Ben’s horrible no good very bad day.

Oh, isn't Ryan Murphy clever with a throw back "icon" dress being worn by someone else. And haha, Kim K delivering a line about ripping it. I hope whoever composed the original creepy theme music is still making money off that deal, because for most seasons it's the scariest thing about the show.

I hope Heather moves over to Taylor's old franchise and hobnobs with some of her REALLY RICH FRIENDS who aren't so snooty as Heather, according to Taylor.

Tamra was the one trying to spin what was happening. The ladies were all approaching Heather, not the other way around.

The super green stew is supposed to be a temp and has more deck experience. CONVENIENTLY. I bet she stays and works deck, and Luca becomes bosun.

Bec Madison was her hairdresser? Don't get your hairdresser mad at you, LOL!

Airdate: 09.26.2023

I really hope that at some point (edited out, of course) Erin DID point out to Ubah that if she was SO worried about her phone why did she forget it in the car? (And don’t get me started about how she did it, again, the next day.). Take better care of your precious, Ubah! That was exhausting and stupid to watch. I don’t know how Jenna made it through that day without drinking.