TexasGal

Airdate: 08.26.2023

Airdate: 08.26.2023

For some reason it tickled me that Brandon was SO confused by a blue kilt. Can kilts not be blue? Do they have to be plaid? What is the problem exactly? Bishme went too costume with the hat/cowl thing. I don’t know how peacock-y Rami’s was but I obviously just love him so I’m so happy he got a win. I thought Brittany was going to get dinged for that bow but nope.

I would also think it's pretty easy to oh, I don't know, just not answer midnight Shannon calls but what do I know? I guess I'm a bad friend. And also, rarely up at midnight anymore.

Airdate: 08.27.2023

Yeah, I was going to say that it must have been editing that made it look like it was the same night because surely Emily was planning to attend both and one was in San Diego soooo....unless she had a helicopter at her disposal, not really feasible. The editors were SHAD-EEE with the cutting between Emily talking about Innocence Project issues and Shannon talking about how TERRIBLE it was that people were missing her party, how could she possibly go on. LOL!!! You need some perspective Shannon.

Airdate: 08.21.2023

Airdate: 08.21.2023

I 💖 Bishme calling Rami older and the ensuing convo. Those 2! Lawrence had to win, IMO, as the only one that really met the challenge. Brittany's having a "modest shape" but being totally sheer, nope. I think Korto was second closest to meeting challenge even though I can't remember what her categories were, but she was pretty disrespectful to the judges from what we saw. Prajje and Rami both made attractive things but not meeting the challenge things. Bishme's was a disaster, but I'm glad he stayed.

Bolded needs a "don't read with coffee in your mouth" warning. Nearly did a spit take!

Not a good look Culver. Boo on you! And Tzarina, please be sure to direct most of your ire his way and not at the new girl or else I'm gonna be disappointed in you.

Airdate: 08.14.2023

Airdate: 08.14.2023

Airdate: 08.20.2023

Is Bravo underwriting this season or something? So weird.

I felt like the convo in the beginning of the episode with Korto, Kara Saun and Laurence bonding and how there were all there for each other meant for sure one of them was going to be out. Thank goodness, this was the right decision. I really didn’t think Prajje’s was that bad. Sigh. Rami’s was lovely but I’m ok with Bishme getting this one, I guess.

It’s amusing to me how the rainfall is giving away the editing cuts on the runway. Why is that model holding an umbrella when there’s no rain? Oh, now it’s raining hard around her what? I’m easily amused. Kara Saun’s looks like she killed a muppet.

“Don’t make me look irrational.” Ummmm Shannon…you don’t need help there.

Airdate: 08.13.2023 Updated with correct episode info!

WOW. This was heavy for Bravo watching. I teared up during Aesha, Tzarina and Margot’s conversation. Aesha, Tzarina and Jason for the win!!

Jenna responding in her talking head about why she shared "cackling hags" with (paraphrasing) "I don't know, I shouldn't have." was simultaneously so refreshing and so side eye inducing I got dizzy. It would be amazing if she really meant it but I find it hard to believe she doesn't understand the value of a good shit stir on these shows.

Airdate: 08.07.2023

There are 5 different versions of Below Deck, each with one captain, different ships and crews. Some crew crossover, now that I think about it.

I was going to ask the same. Since they are playing up the hotness for him, I can see Bravo thinking glasses don't exactly fit the bill.

Hooray Bishme!! I was ready for Anna to go but I don’t know that she had the worst look. Kara Saun and Prajje were pretty bad. Laurence is so bad at taking criticism, that it really cracks me up. “It could have been better but I didn’t want to <shrug>”