TexasGal

It was funny to me how Garcelle was "I don't want to look at the menu" at first, because we all know standard operating procedure is for one or the other housewife to flee the scene before the food even arrives. Bless her. And then she ordered pasta (well gnocchi) which made me love her more.

I was really hoping when Heather stood up and said “there is one thing you don’t know about this group” that she’d say “we’re thick as thieves.” With bonus points if she could do the Manzo accent. 🤣

Airdate: 01.07.2024

Airdate: 01.02.2024

I loved this too! First Madison just seemed to be saying it to shut Craig up but then she was at peak hiccup desperation and gave it some gusto. And, after the “panda bears aren’t real” situation, as a viewer wondering whether Craig believed this or was just messing with her.

Also, didn’t Heather say that Whitney approved the story being in the book and she even removed some part of it that Whitney objected to? (I was half listening bec 😴, but I think that’s what she said lol.) You should have said no then Whitney if it bothered you. Yeesh.

Taylor was definitely not doing herself any favors this week. I nearly snorted my drink out my nose when she said she had forgiven Shep or had moved on or whatever lie that was.

Airdate: 12.19.2023

Airdate: 12.17.2023

Airdate: 12.12.2023

I feel we’ve seen it before too, but can’t remember which franchise or what it is bec it was THAT interesting. But gonna guess Dallas bec they also went to Austin. I started to scoff at Ashley saying it’s a huge tradition in Austin - I went to grad school in Austin and needless to say never had that adventure. Then I started thinking about how long ago I graduated and paused the tv to get more snacks.

Airdate: 12.10.2023

Discuss Monica here!

And even with her weight loss (not that she was heavy before), she still felt the need to hitch it up every 10 seconds. She really needs to stop with strapless dresses. "Should we go sell it on the street?" I snorted.

Please redirect conversation to the episode only. Discussion of individual housewives can be had in their threads.

Airdate: 12.05.2023

Does anyone really want to see Kourtney's belly this much? Clearly her daughter doesn't.

JT was a SERIOUS try hard on WWHL last night. He kept drinking from his bicep like they did in Jamaica. No one asked about that, or for him to do that. Venita seemed really cool though. She's got a good energy.

That poor chef! LOL There were so many great zingers from the ladies this week. I liked that Crystal, multiple times, called out to Kyle that Kyle and Sutton were doing the same things to each other. Of course, Kyle just ignored her.

Airdate: 12.03.2023

Without prejudice means it can be re-filed.

Airdate: 11.28.2023

“What the hell Robyn wearing at pickleball?” Karen took the words out of my mouth.

Airdate: 11.26.2023

Meredith’s commitment to churning that butter …