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Sandoval on Instagram acting like all is well with his world. Bragging about his sold out shows. I thought he was having trouble selling tickets. So which is it? We also get to see his IG stories singing onstage with no shirt and drenched glistening body. I wish his bandmates would quit on him. Disgusting "sub human" .

If Bill finds it so annoying to spend time with his family, why did he agree to have FIVE kids? They could have stopped at 2 or 3.

It looked like a whole bunch of nothing. Some champagne and a few half sandwiches on a table. I guess the designer hasn't been there yet so that's why it wasn't a grand opening? Also, I don't need a salad on some bread. Put some meat and cheese on that thang! My heart broke for Ariana when she was pouring out her heart to Rachel explaining why she doesn't want sex. Thighs too big, ass too fat, etc, etc. The girl is naturally gorgeous, always has been. She needs some help with her self esteem.

Not till next episode...when the truth bombs finally hit the fan! Then we get to enjoy the reunion where everybody skewers the Scandoval POS's!

I already do that. 😅

I can't figure why his sisters adore him so much. Are they just as unhinged as he is?

Tamra's going to have alot of stress on her. She's expected to bring this trash back up from last season's gutter. I don't know if I can handle her rekindled fake friendship with Shannon. How do you come back from that and pretend all is well? She also had Emily on her podcast and they now love each other, too, after all the hate twitter fights back and forth and the way Tamra talked about her on her podcast. I just don't get these people. I guess I need a big ole' lesson in forgiveness. Or maybe wave a big, fat paycheck in front of me and see me jump like a monkey!

Ewwww why are they making these guys go into so much detail about their sex problems? Does anybody give a crapola about who is the top and who's gonna take one for the team? Stop it already! Straight, gay or bi it's disgusting and I don't want to hear it or see any couple in bed the morning after making out breathing all over each other with their morning breath. I just realized I am getting old. Maybe this show is geared towards younger people.

Lol Poor Tisha can't get it right with her pronounciations. I've been watching this show from the beginning. Didn't she go to a diction coach at one point because Marsau told her she sounded uneducated (even though she has a master's degree)?

I'm amazed when they flashback pictures of them in their "happy" courtship phase. She was absolutely stunning. No need at all for any plastic surgery. A naturally beautiful face. It's sad.

Martell Holt is 41. Sheree is 53. She's too old for him. He's using her for TV time. Now he's getting paid for being on 2 shows!

Did Joe Guidice really call Louie to complain about Joe Gorga? And he actually told Louie that Gorga was the problem in the marriage? And Louie believed that? I don't believe Louie. Teresa is going to work her ass off in this marriage covering Louie's ass. Wait till his rage is directed at her. She asked him to calm down and it only fueled his fire. I'm actually feeling sorry for her. What a mess.

Martell said on his show that he took the exam twice and failed both times. His ex, Melody is not only beautiful but also a very smart cookie.

Too busy to get off the bed and get dressed.

Paige can not stand Lindsey. She doesn't hide it, either. No ass kissing from her. She can be cold and I see it with the way she treats Craig sometimes, too. Speaking of Paige and Craig, what is her deal? It seems like she doesn't want to move forward with him. She doesn't seem to want to blend their lives together, she doesn't want to get engaged, much less married, she doesn't seem overly affectionate with him. Maybe there's something about him that's holding her back. After a year together don't you start talking about the future timeline? I don't know, just a vibe I get. She's not a kid, she's 30 yrs old.

Wow! Danielle crying all over the house, running out to the pool hysterical while everybody in the house sits there dumbfounded like they couldn't believe what they were seeing was one of the cringiest moments on reality TV. I wonder what Danielle thinks when she watches the playback of her behavior. Why in hell would Carl tell Danielle anything after she has clearly made it known over and over again that she thinks they are moving too fast, making a mistake, etc etc...He would be crazy to include her in any of his plans. Lindsey and Carl are in this incredible bubble right now. Falling in love, fairytale story, then the attention from the engagement. Now a year (or how ever long) to plan their dream wedding and after that focus on pregnancies and babies being born. They have a ways to go before reality sets in so buckle up we're in for a long ride.

Oh, ok. Same thing, though. Kenya 52, Sheree 53. Sit down, Kenya.

Kenya is 52, Marlo is 47. So wtf is Kenya talking about?

I do want to blame Gabe because he doesn't stand up to his sister. If he did, she wouldn't be pulling this crap. Instead he curls up on the bed like a child. He needs to have it out with her once and for all . Be a MAN!

I'm a regular watcher. Martel is something else. He can't leave his ex alone. What a scumbag.

Damn he is a cry baby. He needs to grow up! He has a woman that is crazy about him, her kids love him, her parents are so lovely but he is worried about his bitch of a sister ruining the day? Well, she's about to ruin his life! I want to smack him! And why doesn't his mother tell his sister to stfu and not destroy his happiness? Daniele is not willing to compromise at all. Does she understand what marriage is? Yohan is a jerk, too, but a least he realizes he needed to apologize to her "friend". She's awful and deserves to be alone. Rishi finally came clean to Jen but neglected to tell her that his parents want grandchildren so she's out. I mean is that so difficult to see? Or maybe he doesn't really want kids. He was never really clear on that. Debbie is the MVP of the finale! "I'll have a Texas Margarita" "It's a desert for Margarita's out here"

Sheree- worst business woman ever! How is she keeping that house? It's still a mystery. The confessionals are better than the actual show. Full of glorious shade and funny as hell. I guess Sanya scrapped the whole my husband wants another baby but I don't storyline this season. She's nuts for housing her whole family and supporting them, too. Kandi- please slow down and take time for your kids. It was heartbreaking listening to her child cry on the phone and beg her to spend more time. She wanted more children so why doesn't she spend more time with them? Todd still sucking on Kandi's teat. Now he wants her to produce his movies. Drew will be so much better off without Ralph. Marlo and Kenya both look great.

Why didn't salon owner extraordinare and master stylist Gina cut Clints hair? Is she that afraid to touch him? Crappy haircut by the way. Type of cut you learn first thing in beauty school. Clint has pretty good hair, it could have been so much better!

Words, Phrases I never want to hear again: Ageing out Dipping out Sando calling Lisa "Dude" after she repeatedly tells him not to

She's gained a shit ton of weight! Did I hear her say she was 40 now? She's just as much of a mess as she's always been.