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David and Annie are stars in a reality show until they make enough money to go back to Thailand for a few years and run one of their scams. They are actually fine IMO and Chris is in on it too. Their storyline is 100 percent fakey fake.

Someone needs to invite Tarik's bro to our forum LOL. I cannot believe they didn't go to town on that scene. It was ripe with nonsense.

This scene is the best!!!

JUST FOR BOOM BOOM David it's not like blue eyes. And please no more button fly....

sliding in...….how's everyone? I'm eating pate

Oh I'm not siding with Coltee nor did I call her a gold digger. They both believe their point of views on materials things....they just happen to be polar opposites yet Coltee wanted her for sex and she wanted to come to America. Coltee was driving that beater before she even got here and his choices are frugal and weird to most. She was whining from the start that she wanted to come over NOW and why didn't Coltee buy her a plane ticket tomorrow because that would somehow show his love for her. And his calm psycho voice tried to tell her that it was more expensive to fly the next day instead of a week later and she said "I don't care." They were disconnected from the start. I don't think that Larissa flushed that ring down the toilet. That goes against her personality of what we've seen so far. I'd believe it if she said she took it to a jeweler and they told her it was worthless and THEN she flushed it down the toilet. But then the show would have made a production out of it so I'm less inclined to believe that too.

Loved the voice coach mentoring this week. She definitely cleaned up some stuff. Does Lionel have to waste precious time with every contestant about making a comment about their clothes, jackets, raiding his closet etc etc....same words every week. We get it Lionel...you like the bling. Katy is ridiculous. Ridiculous outfit with heels and her tottering around to make herself shown on TV was dumb as usual. She’s a big name though so they can’t boot her. She’s either getting too old for this or she is too big of a star to be this thirsty.

There are a lot of foreign acts. I hate that she’s teaching them a word that generally means something else....as in giving someone a goosey LOL. I just caught this episode so I think all of the good routines were a week or 2 back. These last 4 acts were no contest against the Kings. I definitely want to see Poppin John, the Heima.

This crazy ass family is talking about plantains. Plantain Farming. I just can't. And Daddy Chantal is wearing a cotton quarter zip pullover and a brown velveteen blazer over it. Sporty Dressy? Colt is getting heavier. Why are all of them stressed about the court date? She's in hell and hates him, his mother and her situation in America. Why wouldn't she want to go back? Debbie wants her deported. Colt won't give her all the material things she needs so he should just get another import. Larissa is really lucky that she got ported into Las Vegas. That's prime real estate for her to find another mark as well.

The fact that Chantal can't go to Thanksgiving Dinner and feel comfortable without her spouse is indicative of how awkward and toxic her family is in itself. And then telling her family that she thinks he's embarrassed to show up and face the music? LIES. That's not what he thinks or feels. Mommy? Daddy? Steroids? And where did Chantal's mom get her mustache remover retro outfitted with a vibrator?

Get one of those extenders for your opposite shoe that makes them the same height. Those boots are hell on your back and hips. Chantal needs to STFU. Her family is toxic, she doesn't stand up for him against her crazy ass mother and it's just going to end in more weaves and broken Spanish.

I know the running theme is the same and I should be more sympathetic but this whole theme of coming to America and being alone because their family is back in <insert country here> is getting old. Maybe because Fernanda just whined about it and now Hazel burst into tears....she at least doesn't seem like an aspiring reality TV actress. Then Pao, who has been in America for at least 3 years went straight to "DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE IN THIS HOTEL ROOM IN OKLAHOMA!!!!!" Good Grief.

plus one for the producer (who is all of us) prompting the most obvious question as Nicole struggles to get more money to give to Azan for dick she never receives. What ur boi up to Nicole? He work? (her small voice) Oh he just chillin... wit some friends.... and ya know....

That was pretty good comedy with Nicole at the recruiter!!! She is ridiculously tone deaf. MAKE SURE YOU TELL THE EMPLOYER I WILL NOT BE AROUND, I AM NOT LOOKING FOR ANYTHING LONG TERM, I WON'T BE HERE IN A WEEK OR DAYS OR MONTHS... I HAVE NO COLLEGE DEGREE, I HAVE NOT FINISHED HIGH SCHOOL, I CANNOT USE A COMPUTER, I HAVE NO EXPERIENCE, I HAVE A YOUNG CHILD AND A MOROCCAN BOWLING BALL AROUND MY NECK, I NEED MONEY SO SOMEONE NEEDS TO GIVE ME SOME. WAH WHEN DO I START?

There is no one to root for in the Coltie relationship. They are all awful. Larissa should have found a mark that would spend money on her. That's all she cares about....stuff collection. Creepy that Colt took his mom out to decompress and he said he doesn't spend as much time with her since Larissa came to town but they live together. Ick. It's always worth recording or waiting for Pillow Talk tomorrow LOL. I hate all these sub names for shows because it messes up my DVR

I think it looks pretty nice on me. I do it before I wash my face.

It was interesting to hear that the judges do take into consideration previous performances while judging. If the designer shows no real wow then they are more likely to auf them. Unfortunately wow can come in the form of drama and not just outfits.

Marni bugs but she’s basically what older Hester would look like. A complete cartoon character but possibly good at her job. And those faux jacket wrapped shorts are hella expensive. Almost bought a pair but didn’t think I could style it unless I had a smaller waist like Marni. She’s super skinny although short because she had no qualms with the dramatic shoulder that made her look wide and even stumpier. But she’s Marni so no one cares. I have a feeling Hester is embellishing clothing and accessories during their down days. It’s the only thing that makes sense. Her look is also easily supplemented in NY for sure. Of course it looks like Five Below to me but she’s got access to some cheapy streety junk stores.

The only reason why Garo was praised is because he took Christians advice about making the belt his signature corset. Tessa is exhausting. Her anxiety when not being able to make black modern clothing is ridiculous. Can’t wait to see Hester next week with immunity. Elephant trunk penis sock with Swarovski crystals and a metal mesh crop top? Gonna happen.

Should I watch that episode? I hate watching amateurs mishandle live food and awkwardly try to kill it. I hate they trot them out every season and usually FF. But intrigued that the weird lady walks out. The kid in glasses doesn’t look familiar either. Must be a show I’ve never seen. I also will throw in my veto ball for Tonya. Her agent must be amazing because he keeps finding forums to trot her out for whatever redemption arc they are peddling. She’s exhausting.

Mesh tanks. Nuff said.

Aaaaand just like that Tarik's brother loses all credibility LOL. Cue clip of Tarik's Round the Way girl rap and buffalo check outfits please.

DIES "Excrement everywhere......you GONE FIND THAT RING"

Why we are so poor??????? Girl you are eating in bed and cooking on a nightstand. Girl you aspire to poor.

No problem....then don't hitch your green card to someone from Oklahoma. There is nothing wrong with Oklahoma. CUT THAT STEAK ON THE BIAS!