HappyDancex2

Who the hell is ala-din? So what's the deal here? She was banging out a 27 or 28 year old and now she's going back for good? She also seems to have gained weight in the time she has returned to America. If I'm marrying a 29 year old fitness trainer I'm going to try to drop some weight, not gain it. I wish I had the self esteem of Nicole and this lady whose name I forgot already. I will say that these Other Way couples have thrown a wrench into the formula. Intriguing.

Adios y'all

The translator is like they ain't payin me enough dinero to deal with these crazy ass fame whores.

When in doubt, go to the Read this before posting thread by Drogo. (I never checked it before) ::whispers in small voice:: but with ALL of the spinoffs and chaos, Drogo keeps it updated there with links. Just in case it gets moved in a shuffle or whatever. Oddly enough I didn't see this thread there though LOL. Maybe I missed it.

I'm so easy going I have no desire to really get a job. - David, translated

Colt does love pussy all the time. For sure! All the thai restaurants do well around here. I eat thai food 5 times a week lol.

It's funny how she's getting support from Darcey and company about it being OK to be OCD about xmas lights. And teaching her kids that it's ok too....Miss Cut it on the Bias. These women need to learn how to pick their battles and compromise. How you cut your damn steak and how you string lights is not something to get into an argument about to come off as a raging nag.

It's just mama noodle stir fry. You have to blanch the noodle off first. They did that in the kitchen lol. He called it Pad noodle with shrimp or whatever but I don't think she made sauce.

Plane clothes on the bed? Nope.

Next week let's all make mama noodles! The new rice a roni!

Dude has a nice house and now Barney has moved in. She's gonna hear it now LOL. God I hate Darcey and Flarcy

OMG Bed cooking!

That was nice of him. I would appreciate an epidural and not that dirty looking woman looking at me….not a fan of the communal hot tub.

Annie....LOL!

Ew. Penguin is older than her dad?

Pedro's friends are extra. The whole scene isn't that great.

I don't tell my husband Shut Upee

I'm a night owl but tired this weekend! I'll be here for a bit. Catching the end of Smothered and NO THANKS

Chantal's tits have their own zipcode. It must kill Pedro's mom to sit and stare at those and know she can't compete against them. Pedro will always choose monster tits. I don't get Andreii. So he's just going to be a deadbeat? Exactly when did these guys decide it would be a good idea to have a baby? He thought it would be awesome to have a kid and have no income? And she thought it would be quaint to beg her dad for everything? I don't care about Ashley and Jay.

Except. They enjoy being on TV. If Azan's family would cooperate they are one season away from their own spinoff. My guess is Azan doesn't want TLC closer and all that comes with it. He's running scams with other women from other countries. A little from a bunch of different women is good income. . Also he doesn't like heavy women so having sex with her for 2-4 weeks was never going to happen in grenada. It's funny how she conveniently dismisses his obvious disdain for her weight. He flat out told her she needed to lose weight and he wasn't attracted to her. I mean for most women that would be devastating. And a deal breaker. And quite rude. Nicole's purple hair won't save her. Neither will half assed squats. She needs to do burpees instead. More cardio, 500 calories less a day. It's brutal.

I don’t even know what’s in princess toast.

Oh you will be delighted then! Enjoy catching up because it gets weird and awkward and ends with a thump. I actually liked David and Annie’s season until it became so absurd it had to be fakey fake fake. And now we get to see them on Pillow Talk they are pretty real and funny. I’m happy for them, other than the fact they are scamming us LOL

Ok that meeting in the middle comment made me LOl for real. And please bring something with grains, preferably wheat that is absolutely not paleo or gluten free. My husband is a celiac on an anti inflammatory diet lol. Gluten free paleo is a reality for me. I need wheat and I need it bad.

She totally oversold that whole sex shop thing..super eye roll there. She needs to work on her feigned expressions. David and Annie are not the least bit stressed about not having living quarters or higher income stream during the last year of this show. And it’s obvious this was their concocted storyline in the interim. Maybe the next drama will be what line of work Annie chooses? I’m not even sure they have much storyline but they are intriguing because they are so mismatched in age and weight. I don’t mind updates on them for some reason even though it is superscripted. For some reason I don’t need to see Darcy on my screen ever again.

Oh come to the Bright side for the remainder of the week! It’s so rare that we have even the hint of possibility True Love. Join us. We have unicorn cupcakes and paleo snacks?