The Ascension

I love Alexa's style! That plotline was just very fake. It's been done on like every sitcom. Girl gets style makeover, girl decides/realizes she's great the way she is and goes back to original style. Alexa's battle with an eating disorder is just all too real and very inspiring. I hope it resonates with those who may have needed it. Lana/Rusev were an amazing on-screen pair. Man, in late 2014? 2015? Lana had those crowds eating out of the palm of her hand and she emanated strength and power. Nia was right, she didn't need to wrestle. I miss that 2015 Lana. She was so powerful, and the 2017 Lana is not at all the same (although it does seem more like who she really is.) Interestinggg how they totally skipped over the MITB controversy.

I was talking to a co-worker about this damn family and she said "I love Kourtney because she doesn't give a shit about the show or the paparazzi or anything." It's amazing to me how Kourtney is STILL coasting on her show's character from 2012. People are totally ignoring 2017 Kourtney who is just as big a fame whore as Kim & Khloe.

Holy crap.

Okay. I have a great relationship with my dad. Further, dad/daughter moments at weddings are pretty much what get me teary and swiping frantically at my eyes, ie: walking down the aisle and father/daughter dances despite the abysmal songs. But yeeesh. Kendra and her dad were too much. Kiss me Daddy! I love you Daddy! Paired with that giggle (I know she can't help it, still..) but it just screamed how freaking young and childlike she is. That said, her dad is handsome as hell and I liked when he said "If I fall, keep walking to Joe" ha. She is just so young. Even Joy seemed more self-sufficient. Watching this couple just truly saddens me. To go from your father's headship to a dude you barely know. You're all alone and you're running a house and paying bills...holy shit. All that said, there's a kindness that radiates from Kendra and I hope the best. Man this wedding just depressed me unlike the others. Freaking Butterfly Kisses? W-T-F. Those huddles with the parents are just too freaking much. So cringeworthy and awkward. The ring pranks are NOT funny. And it's not because I think weddings are so sacred or something, it's just these particular pranks aren't charming like the Duggars think they are. Also LOL at Jim Bob and Michelle's advice. One of the best advice I ever got was to ignore all the "don't go to bed angry" advice and to go to bed angry. If you wake up and you're still pissed in the morning, bring it up again.

Joy announcing at the reception "we're not going to stay for very long" had me speechless. So freaking rude. These people.

That Maryse/Nia thing was wtf. I like Maryse, but what the hell? "Have you been in a gauntlet match" is NOT equal to "Do you know what one is?" Methinks Maryse was feeling a little insecure. It's not on Nia to know Maryse's total career history. Love Alexa/Nia already. Miss Renee. Can't wait to hear Carmella's thoughts on MITB.

First time I've watched in a long while. What is with showing all their social media snaps?And the 5-6 different frames going on at some points? Anyway. God, they're so fucking annoying. Kim annoyed me the least, what in the world is going on? The Cleveland crew was humoring Kourt & Khloe acting like they were so charming. When did Malika and her sister..get like this? So shrill and just as annoying as the rest of them. Why did she call Kris "Mommy"? Freaking out at Khloe over not being to Cleveland and not letting her get an invite out? Holy shit. Do not care about Kendall trying to get sympathy for the commercial and how upset she is. Whatever.

The Shahs continue to give the worst relationship advice. That Shalom temper tantrum and how they reacted to was horrifying

Hehe. Khloe probably so excited to finally have all the attention on her having a baby, and Kimye baby #3 and the 20 year old sister's pregnancies are bigger stories than hers. She must be so pissed. This was supposed to be her moment! Hahahaa.

Bryan and the baby monitor is annoying. I know many moms who say they didn't use a baby monitor, but I know many who use it devoutly. It's not as if Brie asked for a changing table that levitated. A baby monitor is reasonable for new parents to ask for. Brie also frustrates me because she's just, hmm how to phrase, so bad with communicating. The party idea as Brie originally presented it had nice intentions - Nikki was always throwing Brie parties and Brie wanted to return the favor - but JJ, of course, totally muddled that message and then Brie explained it so poorly to Nikki. I got where both of them were coming from there. Last season we saw JJ's career struggles so are they putting him more on this show to give him something to do and give him some income? I legitimately can't stand him.

Way too much JJ this season. I seriously can't stand him. Why was he ditching his wife and sick baby to go on vacation again? I laughed at Bryan totally no-selling labor. I find John and Nikki hard to watch. I just don't like them as a couple. Nikki gushes and gushes over him and he's just so robotic (I know this is likely him just being very camera savvy and protecting his image) but I have a hard time clicking with them.

Good Lord Danielle, attending weddings are typically time-consuming affairs. Take the BFF out for dinner later. You go to the wedding. An adult would certainly understand that you have a wedding to go to.

Today marks 3 years of wedded bliss for Kimye. Per People, on her website, Kim is still obsessing over her dress. I've never met a bride who can't get over the dress. Most wives I know barely think about their wedding dress after the wedding day is over. Sure, yeah, I bet if you walk up to them and ask them about it, they still love it and felt beautiful in it, but there's more to their lives. Typically after that for anniversaries, most people share about their married life thus far or give a shout out to their partner? But nope, shallow Kim still amazed over her dress. I guess given who she's married to...it makes sense. http://people.com/style/kim-kardashian-wedding-dress-photos/ (i did love her dress tho.)

I love the episode in season 4, when Lily and Mitch get married and Cam goes crazy jealous and starts accidentally injuring Lily, and Haley brings the jeans designer home and overhears Phil ranting about how she's his little girl and the old jeans dude isn't good enough. Maybe Joe is born this episode too?

From Kim's reply in the E article above L-O-L. Really? I spend a ton of time on the Internet and am all about beauty (as I stare longingly at my Sephora cart in another window) and I haven't heard a damn thing about Kim's skincare line.

These quotes from "sources" on People's article about Kourt's new man are hilarious considering Sunday's episode. I'm sure Scott's not happy but considering Kim and Kourt* (*who said on Twitter she would have reacted same as Kim) were pissed as hell that he dared bring a girl back in Dubai and Kim went batshit on the girl......yeah. Hypocrisy. “Scott is a typical guy about it,” the source says of Disick, 33, who has been off-and-on with the mother of his kids for years. “He doesn’t like that she is dating,” adds the source. “For him, it’s fine to hang out with girls, but when Kourtney does, he pouts.” But Disick’s feelings about her love life are apparently not high on Kardashian’s list of priorities. “Kourtney doesn’t care what he thinks,” says the source. “She just thinks he is the last person who should have any opinions about who she is dating.” http://people.com/celebrity/kourtney-kardashian-having-fun-younes-bendjima-scott-disick-pouts/

Did I miss something? I mean, what the hell was that. Kim went batshit. Her treatment of that woman was so, so, so uncalled for. I hope she gets called out for it but alas, won't matter. On one hand, yeah, Scott maybe should have been savvier about it. Kim's a lunatic, there are cameras in tow on the trip likely staying nearby, the family's insane, they live for the public, maybe don't bring a girl back during this trip...but what the hell. He didn't do anything wrong. Kourtney tweeted it would have been her "natural reaction", too. They all hold Scott up to some crazy as hell standard while Kourtney's allowed to prance around and live however she wants, however Scott's not allowed to? That shit ain't fair or right. Is he supposed to chain himself to some cross while waiting for wishy-washy Kourtney to decide if it's a day she'll allow him to get close to her? She sucks and I'm not a huge Scott fan either. Gah this episode made me angry.

Jesus. Porsha so confidently says that about Phaedra going to speak on it, trusting her BFF will have her back. Oh, gurl. I'd almost feel sorry for you Porsha if you weren't so vile.

LOL $160 for 4?This freaking family. I will stick to my $14 Sephora cream lip stains thank you very much.

Well color me shocked. I'm happy she's having a little girl - that little one will be so well dressed and I look forward to hearing the name they pick. I think this it for her on the show but I would like to see her react and hear her commentary on life with a baby then toddler, ha.

Also says North is Kanye's twin, Saint is Kim's. http://people.com/babies/kim-kardashian-daughter-north-west-daughter-says-wild-things-like-kanye-west/

Rewatching season 1 and am on the episode where Kathryn/Thomas leave the pool party early to go to drugstore and get a pregnancy test. Kathryn takes the test at T. Rav's house and it says "error." I've never heard of anything like that. What was the common theory about this? Or do pregnancy tests occasionally say "error"?

The picture thing kind of made sense to me. I thought it was a play off Lana continuing to take pictures earlier that day. Lana made me sad. She was so excited to see Naomi/Trinity and Naomi barely reciprocated or acted like she cared. While Lana is certainly not blameless and I found her grating, I thought Renee and Trinity probably should have realized it for what it was. Lana was too eager to hang out with them because she misses them/not being on same show with them and came off poorly.

Hell when I heard the outrage I immediately thought of Emily Blunt's character in Devil Wears Prada saying she's one stomach flu away from her goal weight. I love that line ha. I'm all too happy to find something to criticize this family for (and they are so generous with giving us these countless opportunities per family member!) but I'm not really on board with this one.

I just don't get why they apologized to Kendall. I know she had zero creative control, but couldn't she have said no that it made her uncomfortable or that she didn't agree with it? I don't like this babying of her. She's a grown woman who signed a contract, saw what the ad/creative team came up with and willingly filmed it. She made a decision and cashed checks and apparently didn't see anything wrong with the content. Pepsi didn't put her in this position, she did when she signed on to be their model and showed up to film this apparently without raising a single concern. And we know if she had raised a concern on set that the Kardashian PR blitz would be leaking that info out and saying she tried but Pepsi overruled her.