The Ascension

Trinity brought her uncle to a birth control appointment? The guy looked young but uhhh. I'm just not that close with my uncles, I guess. :)

I really dislike Nattie. D.Bry steals every scene he's in. And good God, Cena lecturing Nikki again. I love Nikki, but I hate their relationship. Show me more Trinity/Jon scenes, I love them. I hope Nattie and Summer have a match on Raw tonight (last week, to play off the show, Ariane/Trinity had a match). Summer and Nattie are both really good wrestlers.

I am already so over her pregnancy and all the press about it. And she's *only* thirteen weeks! Seriously God help us all. This will be a long six months.

You know Derrick posted that IG picture just so fans would know to go look for it. Posting it ridiculously early (earlier than any expectant couples I know!) gives them plenty of time to put MORE stuff on before the baby comes once eager fans purchase everything off it. I am so over them. SO GROSS, DILLARDS.

Also...did Brie not see the house before she and Bryan bought it? That scene was off.

Damn I love Nikki and Brie (they're my favorites) but they were in every other segment. There's too many girls on this show. Nattie, Eva and Rosa had like 30 seconds of airtime this episode, and like two minutes in the premiere. Nikki is so bad at communicating with John. It's like he's her dad and she's afraid to tell him things because she doesn't want to disappoint him. Marriage and kids are pretty freaking important (to her), she should not feel ashamed to want them. I did like that John showed some humor and personality in the ending segment. Glad Summer is coming back! I really like her. She's good at playing the "bitch" role they cast her in. Still don't care about Ariane, girl bye. I'm a little on the fence about Trinity's reaction to Ariane's news. I can't decide who I agree with. I just don't buy Ariane sobbing about how passionate she is about WWE. She wants fame and that's about it, I think.

Eva's family and those dynamics, man. So hard to watch. I really like how her husband expresses himself to them. Respectful yet firm. Nikki and Brie are everything. I love them and watching them together. I loved everything Brie said in this episode to Nikki about John/marriage/kids. To me, Nikki and John have a very off, unequal relationship. It's like principal/student when they talk. Nikki says they're true love and he's the one, and I just don't see it. It's smart for Nikki to get the eggs frozen because I think one day she'll regret wasting her "prime" years with John. We were all laughing watching her hide from John in that museum. I like Summer a lot, and hope she's not off for too long. Nothing against Rosa, but there's just so many now. Why add another? So glad this show is back!