Brookside

You wouldn't make it more than halfway through the show!

Drinking game for Blue Bloods - every time Frank sighs you take a shot.

Hello Tina Fey.

Amazing what you can do with a glue gun and some spray paint.

My dad is going to be so mad at you, he's been keeping his Chinese pencil for decades waiting for its mate.

Since I can't give more "hearts" I am compelled to repost this for all of its awesomeness in so many ways.

With their bazillion cameras.

Watched the first couple of episodes then gave up on this crapfest. Turned on the TV just now and it happened to be on the last 30 minutes of the last episode, so half-watched while reading this board. That was more than enough, but now I can forget everything except to never believe the hype from USA previews. For those who would like to watch a great mystery (and get this dreck out of their brains), full of beautiful scenery, humor, and rabbit-holes, check out the BBC mini series Broadchurch, with the incomparable David Tennant and Olivia Colman.

You're obviously too young to have watched Anya's season.

Actually 11 - 5 on the back row and 6 on the front. This is what I do during Heidi's boring spiels. Kentaro was called out by other contestants in one of the earliest shows for using a word considered derogatory (fat?). I'm sure he's now trying to be more aware of not causing offence. Oh, so it was ChaCha (thanks Tiramisu) who was called out earlier, not Kentaro. Still.

Hey Tim, the designers are not "creating" a textile, they are enhancing one. Can't see any of these people coming up with the new spandex or nylon or cotton.

This must be right because if she'd had a kid with the hairdresser, Amy would have won.

I'm thinking Claire.

My guess is that Aaron was just going to wear the bloomers and someone in production objected and insisted he wear underwear. Since Aaron probably doesn't wear any, and certainly not tighty whities, they had to hustle up a pair from Wardrobe (or the corner shop).

Do you think Shawn is familiar with the sheep from the Wallace and Gromit film?

The people who work on Heidi's catalogue need their eyes examined. The colour is described as "dusty lilac". Last time I looked, lilac is pale purple. "Dusty rose" perhaps?

And on tonight's show, Tim demonstrates his lack of experience with the menstrual cycle.

I'll rely on you and the other die-hards to keep me up-to-date, then. Me, I'll just browse around until I find something else to get suck(er)ed into and to shark about.

I'm sorry everyone, but I loathe ventriloquists with a passion. The scary rictus that Darci constantly displays is almost as creepy and unentertaining to me as the "you make me want to slit my wrists and why would I pay good money for that?" clown did.

Well, I gave it a shot and got as far as Anne explaining the ingredients. Then I gave up. Can't stand Vivica A Fox, Carmen Electra, or the blonde comedian. But the one I find completely insufferable is Carson. I get that he's being a caricature, but to me he is insufferable and is probably doing a disservice to gays all over the country. I'll continue to read the comments here (as with other shows, they're the best bit), but I won't watch again until he's gone.

So Mr. What's Personal Hygiene? TC chastises some poor schmuck for double dipping, then rummages through the ice and olives with his bare hands.

Modest does not mean skin-tight tops that accentuate your breasts. Why was Maddie Ziegler (sp) there? Because, of like, her years of, like, experience in the, like, fashion industry? Batani, that was not belly dancing, that was knocking your knees together. Can't remember the name of whoever said that black shorts and lace dress was ready to wear for class, but it's not.

I'm sure their rent is outrageous.

This is the most depressing statement on this board!

I read your comment before watching, so made a half-hearted effort to count. At least six modesty mentions, plus a bonus from Zac.