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Capitol is "top" of the Hill. Capital is "tax". Sometimes I can remember the mnemonics!

Loved Katie trying to throw in a tip about "masticating" the kale for Zakarian's salad.

I dropped out of last season halfway through because of the over-the-top "celebrities" I'd never heard of. Tonight wasn't too bad - toned down, and people I've actually heard of, which makes the "celebrity" part legitimate at least. But who is that woman with the voice? And what is up with Nolan Gould's mouth?

This "toy" is so going to be a collector's item in a couple of decades. It should be put in one of those time capsule boxes to be opened in 2118. And the ad could be the spoofiest spoof ad ever.

My daughter used to call PB&J Penis Butter and Jelly. Bless her.

With this group of judges, quite possibly. (Bonus discussion question: Does anything rhyme with Worcester?)

It is usually pronounced "Wustuh" in the UK. And Gloucester is "Gloster" not "Glouster." (As in Dr Foster went to Gloucester, etc, etc.)

I'm guessing that you don't spend your time doing physical challenges and roughing it barefoot on a sandy/rocky beach. Or maybe I underestimate you ;-)

I'm guessing the final three will be nameless blonde women we've never seen before.

Thanks for this! I remember him now, but there are still way too many whose faces, never mind names, I can't recall.

Who's Sebastian?

Dhruv was good, but he was way too shouty. And he looked really pissed when his competitor got Brown. Could have used a little grace and humour there.

From the previews - Chris "I'm swaahvay.". Wrong pronunciation, wrong usage, wrong everything about you.

$125,000 (I think), trip to London, and guest gig at Marie Claire, whatever that means.

I think Andrews' difficulty spitting out answers and his weird mouth are the result of a lifetime correcting people - "No, it's Andrews with an es.". Why do parents do this?

Goodness the looks have been way too safe/boring this season, but what the hell was with that appalling black and white polka dot romper Fabio was wearing?

Thank you editors: Rope-pulling challenge with everyone yelling "Go tighter" to Wendell, complete with close up of his well-enclosed crotch. (And Libby, those frilly knickers were, for some reason, popular in the UK in the 60s. And were for boys. And came in colours suited to Survivor.)

Peter Krause has become totally one-note to me. Loved Sports Night and Six Feet Under, but by Parenthood he was starting to bother me. Maybe he wouldn't bother me in live theatre, where the actors' faces don't fill a screen, but he seems to have only one (smug) facial expression.

Totally agree about pronunciation, but I shamefacedly admit I did once laugh out loud at a smug friend of my ex who was so proud of his tweed jacket from the "He brides". Showed me the label and all.

Different strokes for different folks I guess. (Plus the portrayals by actors of whatever character they are playing have changed hugely over the decades, never mind the centuries.). Not to say I don't like what I've seen of Amy Morton, but she does seem pretty one-note to me.

"Antique" = over 100 years old.

Possibly because he was a dead ringer for Alfred E. Neuman (Mad magazine). (Sorry, can't get my laptop to copy an image.)

Is there a word for flesh spilling out of too tight clothes (between side breasts and under arms, Alyssa)?

Did Alex really respond "He's the one" to the Billy Jean King question?

Perhaps through your library?