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As someone else posted, in season 1 she talked about him being sent away because he fell in with a bad crowd and was smoking pot. I obviously don't know if it was worse than that and she was disingenuous by downgrading the problems to pot. She got raked over the coals for both talking about it and sending him away on various websites. My mom and I both have low blood pressure, as did my grandpa (I don't know anyone in my grandpa's family, so I can't say if it goes farther back). I've never looked into it, but I always assumed it was hereditary. Bathrooms are actually a place one with low blood pressure has to be careful because the hot shower can make it worse. I've actually fainted in the shower and fell out and hit my head on the toilet. I was only 14 or 15 and stone sober at the time. I'm not saying that was the case with Max, especially given all the idiots we see him hanging out with on VPR are always totally drunk and/or high, but in my experience it can happen. My grandpa fainted in the grocery store once and spent days in the hospital having tests done and they couldn't find anything. All of my tests after my shower incident came back negative too. I don't know if my mom has ever gone in for testing after a spell, but I do know that her blood pressure is ridiculously low every time it is tested. I've gained a lot of weight and mine now falls in the normal range. You just saw the aftermath, not the incident. They showed a picture of his mouth that I assume was from Instagram and some idiot cast members from the show stop by Villa Rosa to visit him and see how he's doing. The girls that visit take the opportunity to basically skinny dip in Lisa's pool (they keep their underpants on) and Max doesn't participate and looks like "oh shit, I don't want to be around when my mom finds out about this."

I'm pretty sure it's been decades since Rinna's had her vcard :) I know someone that was Martin's date to one of Kyle's white parties. So I know for a fact that he is a real person, but that's about it. I assume he also has some money or she wouldn't have gone anywhere with him. According to my acquaintance, she used to be very good friends/bffs with Adrienne, but they had a falling out over Paul (when Paul and Adrienne were first dating Adrienne thought she was trying to steal him, but according to her she was just trying to get free botox). Her assumption is that LVP had Martin take her to the white party to piss off Adrianne. This acquaintance was a ho wife on one of the international versions of the show (it wasn't in English, so it wasn't shown in the US and never will be). I think Lisa was pretty open about Max's drug problems on the show. She was the one that brought them up and talked about them. Was it her $500 dress? Are you trying to give Vinnie a heart attack with her buying multiples?

I've always had really low blood pressure and would get dizzy when standing up too quickly. One time I straightened up too quickly after shaving my legs and the normal low blood pressure combined with the heat of the shower caused me to faint and fall out of the shower. I hit my head on the toilet. It was pretty ridiculous. I was in high school and still living at home and my mom freaked out and made me get a ton of tests done. After that I learned to be more careful. I'm not saying that's what happened to Max though. I do hope it is something innocuous, but odds are it was probably debauchery related. My question is has he moved back in with Lisa and Ken? I'd assume that he was just staying there while recuperating, but there was the whole thing where he didn't even have electricity at his apartment due to not paying the bill, and I don't see bathroom TVs happening in that situation.

WTF! Why was Jax shitting on my TV? I had barely gotten over the horrible Vegas hijinx. I might have to stop watching this show. ETA: How does James still manage to out gross Jax in an episode where Jax shits on TV? The various faces he made in that "sexy and fun" montage at the end were so much worse than Jax on the toilet. There was other stuff to comment on, but I just want to erase this episode from my brain. ETA again some more: I hope this Biff guy calls in to WWHL every Monday. I love him.

What's real is Frank's love of being a victim and having something to rant against and becoming obsessed with stupid shit. His whole Bianca thing has nothing to do with Bianca and everything to do with him being the same old Frank. Frank has made a cottage industry out of victimhood. He didn't actually love the guy he was trying to be domestic partners with either, but he still went on with his woe is me rants about the system keeping them apart. This time it is just God and not the man.

I loved Kyle's closet falling apart and her saying "you think this happens to Lisa Vanderpump?" Eileen and Vinny's fight was kind of awkward with him bitching about her dress and her firing back about the gambling. I'm pretty sure a $500 dress really isn't a big deal for her and it isn't like she's overly extravagant in all aspects of her life. She seems pretty down to earth and I seriously doubt she's spending them into the poor house. What can be said for Vinny is at least he's not David. Yikes. It's hard not to think that David was pretty serious when he "joked" about current boobless and toothless Yo not being what he married. He also just seems so over Yo in all their interactions. Erika said something in this episode that made me think she's pretty shrewd, but I can't remember exactly what it was. I don't exactly like her, but I am interested in figuring her out. I realize that Yo said she had to go to Ohio to get her implants removed because that's where a big specialist in implant removal is, but I really just don't get it. You cannot tell me that there are not surgeons in the LA/OC area that are top of the field. I just feel like LA/OC probably has more implants per capita than most places and therefore more demand. Maybe she couldn't find anyone in LA that would let her "health advocate" in the operating room, but I also find that doubtful. At this rate they need to set up an LA to Ohio commuter route for all the howives' miniature horse and implant needs. Too bad Lisa and Yo didn't plan better so they could have carpooled (private jet pooled?) and been a little greener. From what I recall of waking up from the only surgery I've had, I cursed out the surgical staff and they laughed and put a blanket over my head to shut me up like a parakeet. When they wheeled me out to recovery I had a blanket over my head and my mom couldn't figure out why, so I think it really happened.

I don't see why Kristin's apartment and car have to be set up by Bravo and can't just be Kristin's apartment (with or without roommate) and car. If she's making over $100k from the show, as estimated above, and doesn't have a lot of credit card debt or student loan payments etc., she can afford that apartment and the lease on her BMW. She's also probably got a few other show related revenue streams, even if they aren't huge, and whatever the t-shirts are pulling in. As someone that lives in LA and is familiar with how much apartments and BMW leases run, I find it perfectly believable.

The security thing isn't that big of a deal. If you live in a bigger gated complex as opposed to a place that's a single building you'll usually have security. My first (and only) apartment after college had security. They were mainly useless and would just hit on me in creepy ways when I had to deal with them, but sometimes they were okay in dealing with noise complaints and would call maintenance for you if you locked yourself out of your apartment during off-hours. Of course I never had euro-trash DJ/busboys spitting on my door -- they might excel at dealing with that. My "fancy" apartment with vaulted ceilings, landscaped grounds, and security was still not Villa Rosa and didn't cost that much more than where my friends were living.

I've realized that I'm definitely attached to the originals and I don't think I've taken to any of the interlopers that the show has tried to add in. It could just be that Vail, James, Lala, et al. all suck though.

I can only be 99.9% sure of anything these chucklefucks do, even in instances that seem pretty cut and dry. I think Kristin's apartment is nicer than everyone else's though. It seems like she's paying extra for a top floor or corner unit because it seems light and airy. She also seems to have just put it together more coherently. I mean compare her decor to Scheena's weird wedding poster gallery and froo-froo princess bedroom. None of them are living in Villa Rosa, or even just Lisa's closet, but Kristin's place does look nicer than everyone else's. I do, however, think that they are all living in pretty standard apartments and no one is squatting in a flop house.

Which is worse, try-hard or basic? Not that she isn't both.

I am 99.9% sure those were actors/mactors and part of the proposal since Schwartz took the ring box from the guy and it had Katie's ring in it and Schwartz introduced the girl to Karie as someone he had a modeling job with the previous week and called the guy Oscar and thanked him like he knew him.

It was so gross. I had to get up and leave the room for a while because I just can't with James and the camera spent way too long on him making gross faces.

Agreed. I also thought it was the latter as they are listed as best friends and I also read somewhere that Brandy is married and has a kid.

I've always liked Ariana, but the tide has been slowly turning and this episode I crossed the threshold into dislike. Her reading was lame and so was her response to Kristin. Kristin was a nut to her, so I can somewhat understand her not just being gracious and accepting the apology, but her "we could never be friends because you aren't smart enough or pretty enough" was super stupid. And her pompous "I'm an actress that understands comedy." Ugh. Too bad she doesn't understand how to actually be funny. I feel like this season Kristin has been as pretty as she said she claimed to be in season 1 episode 1. Getting rid of FI and James has been good for her. I enjoy Jax when he's just sitting back and laughing at everyone. The tattoos were horrible, but probably no worse than anything Jax has. I liked that Katie at least pretended to like it. FI's was extra horrible though. I just can't with Lala and her stupid baby talking trying too hard flirting and calling everyone baby, love, daddy, and papi. She's so bad that she makes me miss Vail. There were definitely some funny lines this episode. Menopause?

We took my 13 year old niece to the tattoo parlor on Saturday to have the piercer do her ears. We were in and out in about 5 minutes including paperwork and there were no tears except for a few from her 7 yr old little brother who was nervous about his sister getting hurt. I guess if it was that was that easy for Sofia there wouldn't have been a scene for the show.

You sure? I figured Schnooky was just inline with Lisa's current naming theme Hanky, Panky, Rumpy, Pumpy, etc. and this picture from a couple months ago looks an awful lot like one of my cockers when she was the same age https://www.instagram.com/p/72tHZoPeNI/?taken-by=lisavanderpump https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/305486_10200214145662985_1551174637_n.jpg?oh=74e902baff32c38b487dd6ef84204982&oe=571F9DC6

When they were talking about Kim calling Lisa fake, Lisa said Brandi had called her a cunt. "It's better than being called a see you next Tuesday -- a see you next Tuesday by Brandi. I mean they're both having their moment, so whatever."

My guess is he's a cocker spaniel in bad need of a haircut. You can see better in earlier photos when he doesn't have so much hair. I was feeling bad about the lack of grooming of my own cockers until I saw Lisa with Schnookie on the VPR aftershow. Mine absolutely hate having their faces that long and I have clippers at home to trim them up if their faces get too fuzzy between trips to the groomer Cocker Spaniels are a lot of work and require a lot of time and money. Not keeping them properly groomed can encourage ear and eye infections if you have one that's already prone. I just keep mine in pet cuts, because ain't nobody got time for a show cut. I don't think he's a cockapoo or labradoodle because he has a cropped tail and I think those normally don't and those also tend to have curlier hair. The way his hair falls and feathers looks like a cocker to me. Since Lisa has had cocker spaniels in the past, she might have an affinity for them.

Exactly.

During one of he commercial breaks Mauricio was pimping out that Stepfather vs Father movie and they showed a picture of him with a tiny Farrah. I was surprised at how much she looked like Portia. I always thought Portia looked more like Mauricio than Kyle, but the picture made me question it since Farrah looked so much like her around the same age.

There actually is a needle if you go to a real piercer and not just the Piercing Pagoda at the mall. In my opinion it actually hurts less with a needle than with the stupid gun. I wasn't amused with Sofia's antics last time they got her ears pierced and was even less so this time. I've spent my fair share of time laying down to keep from passing out after minor medical procedures, I've even spent time on the floor at the eye doctor after a severe reaction to eye drops, so I know shit happens, but you don't act like a crazy insane baby about it if you're old enough to tie your shoes. I think Yo is often prone to exaggeration and hyperbole. I don't know that she's actually a lying liar that lies, she just isn't careful at all about what she says. Beverly Hills only strictly prohibits bees and fowl. Los Angeles County in general is kind of lenient on what you can keep. It has been a while since I looked it up, but usually depending on your zoning, you need less than a half acre for most things as long as they are not being kept commercially. I was dreaming about getting babydoll sheep at one point and researched it. Then I thought about having to take care of the sheep (and also my lot is way too small). If I had a lot as large as Lisa's and the money to pay others to do the work, I'd totally do all kinds of stupid things.

From the recap: I thought he was making fun of Stassi. Didn't she wear a tiara on the chunky sweater fight birthday in Vegas? But maybe he was just having trouble finding a unicorn horn for an Ariana impersonation and subbed in a tiara.

It wasn't actually Peter's birthday though. It was some time after Peter's birthday because he was scheduled to work on his birthday. When he invited Tom he mentioned "hey remember I had a birthday and I had to work on it? Well now I want to go to Vegas for it." So technically the timing of the weekend could have been changed, but I know the Toms are both very busy in the summer, so it was probably hard to work the trip around their busy schedules of not-pimping sangria and what-not. Have a half birthday or just be all "remember that time 6 months ago when I had a birthday, well now I want to have a party."

Ariana's bitch please look when FI was like "dude, bulldozers!" made me lose my shit. I can actually understand why she's feeling emotional and vulnerable and wants FI's dumbass to stick around (aside from the probability that he's going to trip and accidentally land with his dick in a showgirl). Her dad died pretty recently and it sounds like birthdays are especially hard for her without him and with 30 being a milestone, it is probably even worse.