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Lala really is rachet. This crew is messy as hell and she is still not classy enough to fit in with them. Jax has more class than she does. James is probably the only one she fits with -- they may be a match made in heaven. I laughed out loud when Lala called herself educated on the aftershow and then laughed even harder when Scheana called her on it. The two of them fighting was akward gold. I enjoyed the aftershow this week. The band performing the theme song on WWHL was not awesome. There were some really funny lines this episode, but I can't remember them after 2 hours of Bravo.

I can't believe she's married to the vamp that Dawn snuck out and went parking with on Halloween.

Not really anything important, exciting, or cool to share. They wanted the over the top laughing and awws and since filming involved both animals and kids there were already a lot of takes, so I didn't want to have to sit through more because of lackluster audience "participation." All the cast seemed to really enjoy being there and like one another. Candice had just written a book and brought a couple signed copies for audience prizes and Steve (I can't remember his real name) brought some signed copies of the newly released Aladdin blu rays. They made Steve do Aladdin quotes to amuse us. The kids were funny in between scenes. The little boy that plays the middle son was cracking me up. He's a little ham and has a lot of energy. There's a scene in this episode where he runs upstairs and leaves other people in the kitchen and he kept getting in trouble for making too much noise while upstairs waiting for the scene to end -- at one point there was a giant thunk. The main cast all danced to Watch Me between scenes at the end -- it started with the kids and then the adults came out and joined them, so it amused me when they released the teaser with the adults dancing to that. I generally hate going to tapings, but this wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be when I got roped into going.

As a member of the studio audience for this episode, the over the top reactions felt like the right thing to do at the time.

I know. I just cleaned behind the TV last week and it was horrible. I can see behind the refrigerator and know it is worse. It is times like these that I wish I had a built in glass refrigerator like the Lemon Palace.

Mine sleeps with her ball shoved in her barkhole and also barks with it in there. She will drop it to eat and drink. I've given up on being surprised finding balls in weird places. Her absolute favorite ball (a tennis ball type with little pictures of bones on it) is currently stuck behind the refrigerator and it is the bane of my existence. I'm getting tired enough of her sitting with her nose between the fridge and the wall crying that I'm thinking about emptying the fridge out and moving it to get the ball. There are probably at least a dozen balls stashed around the house, but that one is her absolute favorite. We recently when to my dad's house and she hasn't been there in a year, but within 15 minutes had found all the balls she stashed in the backyard on her last visit. She enjoys playing catch, but likes just holding them in her mouth more. She can't figure out that the dryer balls are not for her, so I have to be careful not to drop them when doing laundry or I end up finding them in random places. She hates Giggy and Wacka, but hasn't gone crazy when Kyle's dogs are on TV yet. She also hates Lisa's ponies.

Diamonds and Rosè https://www.instagram.com/p/6G7x2mPeC5/?hl=en If I had that many pets I would have run out of names long ago. At least these ones are not in the Rumpy Pumpy/Hanky Panky/Schnookie vein.

I agree, but it was still the most interesting thing to happen on this show in ages.

This is the number one best thing to come out of this season of RHOB.

It sounds like your dog is used to eating fast food. I don't know that my dogs would puke up a potato but I'm pretty sure they'd have something I didn't like coming out one end or the other after a feast at Arby's. Mine actually have pretty robust digestive systems, but they are not used to eating like that. If I fed them Arby's on the regular, sure they'd eventually get used to it and not get sick, but as of right now, I have a feeling I'd have a mess to clean up.

On top of what everyone else has said about not rewarding the dog for being a thief, you don't want a dog dragging a potato through your house and eating it wherever it chooses. Also, in my opinion dogs shouldn't be eating a ton of potato in general. I watch what my dogs eat very closely (for medical reasons, not because I've got some kind of anorexia by proxy like YoYo with her kids), but I've got one that is sneaky and will try to steal things. Often when she is successful she will hide the stolen item in my bed. A potato wouldn't be the worst thing I've found, but I wouldn't be happy about it. The sneaky one also has a very strong prey drive, but luckily for me, all the carcasses have been hidden under the dining room table and not in my bed. Like Bambi, she also always has a ball in her barkhole. Maybe the behaviors are interrelated. Now that I've gone off on a dog tangent...

I had to double check that this episode wasn't 2 hours. I don't know if it was because it was all over the place or that it was just a drag, but it seemed like it lasted a year. I'm so over Eileen and Rinna and their messy shit stirring and the way they express themselves like they've been to one too many therapy sessions. Everything with them is in coded therapy speak like it gives a deeper meaning to their behavior or excuses it in some way because they aren't shit stirring, they are engaging or have a deep need for closure. I'm also sick of Erika lying about saying things when questioned and then acting all badass in her taking heads and saying of course she said it and she owns it.

Given the marriage advice from her mom, Scheena probably isn't a marrying for life type of girl anyway. As an aside, I've been watching this show since season 1 and I still can't figure out how to spell her stupid name.

I just meant that I find them equally annoying and sloppy, so it makes sense to me that they are friends.

Yo is a condescending haughty bitch. If anything was ridiculous at that lunch, it was the way Yolanda was talking. It appears that writing scathing emails is firmly in her wheel house. Where does she get off scolding Kyle like she's a non-Gigi? I also wonder if integrity was a new vocab word for her or if maybe it had recently come up on her word a day calendar. If she's so worried about integrity, she needs to lay off the hyperbole. I'm tired of Eileen's messy shit stirring under the guise of needing closure, especially on non-issues or issues that have absolutely nothing to do with her. I watched the previous episode before this one and was already getting a headache from Erika's shrieking and cackling. Seriously, her cackling laugh is the worst. So I had very little tolerance for her this episode. She probably has a few men on staff for that. Of course Lisa Rinna is friends with Jenny McCarthy.

I've been out of town and am finally catching up on important things like VPR. I thought this episode was so long and had been on forever and then discovered I was only halfway through it. I couldn't pay full attention to the second half. It kind of bored me. Kristin as Zorak is the most amazing and inspired idea. Thank you to whomever posted it.

White Kanye realizes that Ken and Lisa are probably only footing the bill for his opus because it gives Max something to do, right? Maybe Lala can read Lord of the Flies next, I heard it's about some boys camping. "I take sketch comedy very seriously" might be the single greatest thing ever said on this show and there's been some doozies. I used to like Ariana, but she's insufferable anymore. Of course Shay's drinking is all about Scheana and how it affects her. If I had to hazard a guess it might actually be all about her, but in that he has to drink to put up with her, which probably isn't what she meant.

Maybe I have LD and didn't know it. I just thought I was lazy. Yo truly is the face of LD and bringing info to the people.

Taylor looked like she got confused and thought it was a Dia de los Muertos party. Rinna looked surprisingly good. She should wear her hair pulled back more often. Kathryn is just too hard or rough for me and not what I want when watching this show. I'm not liking her so far. Maybe she'll grow on me.

I'm pretty sure that everyone that works there is shitty at their job, except maybe the busboys that laughed at Kristin getting fired. He might have been on painkillers for his busted up grill (Scheana mention he got the good stuff and don't you think about taking any Shay). It would be stupid to be on painkillers and drink, but it was also stupid for him to go on the trip in his condition.

She really does work there as a hostess -- I think even when they are not filming. I know someone that went in October, which I think is after filing wrapped, and she's the one that called him to confirm his reservation. When he got there, his reservation had been lost, so she's a shitty hostess, but still a hostess. She was probably hired more for her on camera skills than her hostessing skills.

At my first job my boss was friends with a DJ that was also a model in the International Male catalog. I had to build his website. I was obsessed with him in an "OMG, I can't believe he's a real person" kind of way -- he was kind of like if Jax and James had a stupid baby. I imagine it is what knowing any of these chucklefucks in real life is like. One time he gave me an autographed headshot for my desk. I'm not sure if this was a career low point or a career highlight. Lala is a fucking baby. It doesn't take that much from Katie and Scheana to make her cry to her mommy. I can't stand the sound of Scheana's voice. They way she talks hurts me. I also don't need her opinions on everyone else's fuck ups. I'm not sure why I'm extra annoyed with her, but I hate her right now. Much like last week, this episode didn't make me feel gleeful. I'm not sure if it is me or the show. I thought Stassi looked good on WWHL tonight. She was less bitchy too.

Padma and Gail are beautiful women, but they were especially beautiful this episode. I was actually distracted by them. Kwame probably should have gone with jerk carrots rather than jerk broccoli.

I don't think this is my favorite show anymore. The last few eps just haven't brought me any joy. However, Biff does bring me joy, so I know I'm still capable of it.

You might be right and I'm misremembering. I'm way too lazy to find out. Medical marijuana has been legal in California for something like 15 or 20 years. It isn't legal for minors, but anyone with a card can buy it and it's fairly simple to get a card.