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Shit. I take back my previous statement about Peggy not working. I forgot about knowing about report cards and which parsley to buy.

Fuck me. I'm falling for the Kelly redemption tour. I have always been loud in my proclamations of her being a garbage person, but if she can keep being vulnerable and funny and getting along with others instead of being totally ratchet, I could totally end up liking her. Editors, please. When we hear heavy breathing at Shannon's house we know it isn't sexy times no matter how much bow-chicka-wow-wow music you play over it. I can't decide if David just tunes Shannon out and only heard "spinning" not that she hates it and bought the bike to be nice or if he listens to her and knows she hates it and bought the bike to be passive aggressive. I laughed at her getting her feet stuck -- been there, done that, almost fell. The bike repeatedly telling her to disengage reminded me of my car repeatedly telling me to make a legal U-turn when possible, but I was in Switzerland and didn't know if U-turns were even legal and was fleeing from almost being hit by a light rail and I just flipped the fuck out and started yelling at the navigation. I don't blame anyone for being confused about Peggy's cancer situation. She is incoherent when she talks. But it wasn't cool to talk about it while she was in the bathroom. I can understand them taking a once bitten twice shy approach to cancer stories even given the fact that Peggy had her tits cut off, but I don't want to watch another cancer gate. And Peggy, I don't mean that anyone was actually bitten or that there is an actual gate. I laughed out loud at Meghan's MRN joke about Vicki. Peggy thought she was so clever in her art gallery talking head and when she made her point at the table about actually standing behind everyone. She was so smug in that talking head. The thing with Peggy is that most people even if they don't understand an idiom know not to treat it literally. I mean three year olds probably don't, but after that you gain some basic reasoning skills. I took French through college and know enough to shop and eat. When I hear or read something and the literal translation makes no sense I assume it is an idiom. I don't speak Italian, but I know that orecchiette are pasta and not really small ears. Hell, I speak English and don't know the origin of most English idioms and still don't assume they are literal and try to reason out what they mean from context and if i don't get it I don't make a big show out of saying I don't go to galleries that have peanuts because I'm too classy. How dare you imply I have to work. Diko make the money and I just spend at Tom Ford.

Gee, this sounds like it is going to be a great episode.

That's just completely untrue. Admission is need-blind. The university has a huge endowment and is fairly generous with financial aid. I assume you've never actually set foot on the campus, talked to any of the students, or bothered to look up any facts, figures, or statistics.

I went to USC and I only have one friend with a trust fund and it isn't like a live off it forever one, it just paid for her education and I think maybe art of the down payment on her house. You don't have to be rich to go there. In some cases animal breeding is a good thing. I'm involved in textile arts and there are certain breeds of sheep that would be extinct now without conservation breeders. There's a movement among hand spinners and other textile artists to buy the fleece of these conservation breeds to support the efforts and keep the breeds alive.

JD was writing prescriptions using the licenses of Frankie's dad's friends and those guys would load the girls that were at the clinic up in a van to go get them filled. The oxy or whatever would then be sold.

At first it felt like a let down, but I think I actually liked that it ended up being not super crazy. I mean the dad went a little overboard, but it wasn't hunting humans crazy.

I've seen sushi served a bunch of times on Below Deck. I don't recall seeing Dal served once. Matt couldn't even make the rice without instructions. It's kind of like going on Top Chef without at least a simple dessert under your belt. As said up thread, sushi is a lot of bang for the buck. It's relatively easy to make serviceable sushi and people are impressed by it. Plus it seems light and fresh which is what you probably want on a yacht. Which is probably why it's been shown to be served frequently on these charters even though it isn't beef cheeks. I'm not saying he has to be Jiro Ono, but he should have some basics down. It's not just a charter boat, it's a mega yacht, and they serve fish on it frequently, so I'm assuming they can store fish. Plus it was the first night while they were still at dock, not a week into charter or something.

How does Matt not know how to make sushi? I'm not saying he needs to be an expert, but he should at least be familiar enough that he doesn't need to read instructions while doing it. It seems like pretty standard fare on the charters. Also, having the sushi directly on Bruno's skin was disgusting. The should have put the leaves between his skin and the food. That guest grabbing Bruno's junk with the tongs was also gross. How is Mom Stew as dumb as she is and reached the ripe old age of ~30? She should have died in some darwin inspired accident by now or of forgetting to breathe because her head is just that empty. Chris Brown is pretty dumb too, but not as dumb as her. It looks like Bruno and Bri are catching on to things.

She lied a ton and is a total con artist cancer scammer cashing in on death, fear, and misery to sell juice and insurance, but it is also totally out of character for her to have admitted lying. Granted she was stoned out of her gourd and that might be why, but I could also see her not actually understanding what fabricated means. Or after she heard he was willing to say Eddie kissed a guy on camera. Please don't open that can of worms. It is a fairly contentious subject in these parts. I think the episode where it is discussed is "The Not-so-Quiet Women."

LeAnne is a nut but I enjoyed watching her having so much fun and being so free at the carnival and then getting such a thoughtful proposal. I'm not buying the LeeAnne Larkin, motivational speaker extraordinaire, BS though. I really hope Mark's extreme resentment of Zuri is just for TV, but I doubt he's that good of an actor. That poor kid. I know it isn't nice to talk negatively about the kids, but Brandi's kids just seem like such brats almost every time they are on. Was Pretty Pink Princess's talking head about the white limo and skirt length a joke or was she serious? God. I can't stand her. I hate, hate, hate the way she talks, the way she moves her face, the stupid shit she says, and really just about everything about her. And her tea hat was stupid. D'Andra's tea outfit was a hot mess. I like Brandi's coral dress and coral lipstick on her in her talking heads. She looks decent in her light blue dress talking heads too -- she actually has eyes. Gosh, it's so surprising that the Talking Shit Tea blew up. I fully believe the guy they were talking about from the dog wash(?) got his gossip from LeAnne, she loves gossiping and has been shown gossiping with randos at every big event. I loved D'Andra calling bullshit on LeeAnne trotting out the old I was an abandoned carnie orphan chestnut yet again.

Lydia was right about one thing, the middle of a boob job party is definitely a very weird time to bring up boob jobs.

The exact though I had when they showed that, after "Ha!Ha!", was "I wouldn't be surprised if she doesn't know what fabricated means." Yeah, Kelly being the sane one was confusing. Was she not drinking?

You made me hurt myself. Meghan definitely doesn't care and all the women definitely don't like Kelly, that's why it was so fucking hilarious when Kelly said it.

You guys, Meghan is jealous that everyone likes Kelly! LOL!

In that same reunion episode she also said staying with Brooks was easier than going to the Quiet Woman to look for a new husband. I freaked out over the QueDub name drop. Obviously.

I cringe every time Jill opens her mouth. It's too bad she's the main character because aside from her children I like everyone better than her.

In a previous episode Cora's lawyer said the guilty plea could be vacated if considerable new evidence was discovered. But it was more like "this is something that is never going to happen" than "this is something you should hang all your hopes on." It was when she was trying to talk her into taking the deal on the 2nd body. So at least in the universe of the TV show, I guess that's how it works.

I love that the response to Vicki trying make the rumor a big deal is mostly posts that basically say "Eddie is nice, leave him alone, you asshole."

That's how I got stuck watching Bones until it ended :( I was thinking she was just in to him because she's sheltered and he's a bad boy and showed some interest, but then I remembered her sister pimping her out, so it's not like she hasn't met any guys before. So, I don't know.

I was trying to figure out which of Shannon's daughters was unhealthy and didn't love her and if I'd fallen asleep or fast forwarded or left the room during something and then laughed because I obviously need to go back to bed.

I thought he was really sweet too how he seemed so smitten with the creepy sister and didn't care about her being sickly. Unless of course he was just playing her. And yeah, there is all the drug fueled orgy stuff. So maybe not a prince charming, but if they'd met somewhere else doing something else that'd be the shit of romance movies. Especially when compared to JD the creep. I gasped when the chest cracked. Ugh. The sister is still totally creepy, but the sex obsession seems less bad knowing she's 19 and not 12. So for real all the baby stuff was Maddie? Because it has been told 3 different ways now. I was excited for a creepy sister vs Maddie show down. Maddie is no match for that creepy manipulative freak. I'm okay with a filler episode of creepy sister just being let loose on the world and doing her worst.

It's a real store over by the Bev Center (but let's be real, it's in WeHo, not Beverly Hills). The window displays are always delightful. It has been featured on many fine TV shows such as Rock of Love (I can't remember the others, but if there's ever a weird lingerie trying on date on a show on VH1 or MTV, odds are it was filmed there).

Her body fat was measured by electrical current, which is known to be wildly inaccurate. I don't know why so many are so set on labeling her as obese. Does it really matter? She's already shed about half the weight and looks great.

Yes, we all know about your routine and your perfect figure, you are pretty obsessed with lecturing about it.