Kiss my mutt

Jamie’s under the impression the longer and stringier the extensions the hotter you are. She’ll be hanging onto that long hair thinking it makes her younger forever. Girl, ya, basic!

It makes me wonder what Karen saw in his Instagram story. She said he was getting “emotional”. Not sure if he was showing emotion or did she think je was having a breakdown. Bennett doesn’t look like he would wipe his ass completely.

I’m starting to wonder if next week one of the couples is going to preemptively break up (Karen and Miles).

Maybe the producer hates Christine. She’s not exactly a warm person. Brett is like cha-ching when Olivia told him her salary. He must make dick compared to her. He can stay home and watch porn all day or fool around on tinder. Jamie, we saw your damn season, now shuddup about it, hairball

I hope Tom crashes and burns, walks off and Malia trails after him I have no idea how long Valium stays in the system but couldn’t they do a drug test and may not even be feasible. If Hannah locked the door, Sandy would be all over that and I probably wouldn’t think to since there wasn’t anyone in there (other than the camera man). She had nothing to hide. I was never a huge hannah fan, but I give her kudos for not giving Sandy or Malia the reaction they wanted. There isn’t much need for discussion after you say I’ll go pack my bags. You don’t get to shit on someone and then get mad because they’re not trying to make you feel better about being a pos. Nicely done. Chronic pain is often under treated and you’re seen as suspect for not wanting to be in pain 24/7. There are a lot of things that are worse than depending on a medication you need to improve your quality of life. I was in chronic pain for ten years before I found a surgeon who could help me and I’m not gonna lie, I thought about suicide constantly and tried to throw myself out the window at one point. i wish pain doctors would have personal experience or have to suffer pain to realize how terrible it is. Sorry for the emotional dump here, but it’s tragic and senseless and I honestly think I suffer ptsd because of it. i hope these guests make their lives fucking miserable. I might even forgive being subjected to that disgusting naked beached whale walking around with a dildo.

It’s probably the only door that she can lock. I’m not sure if Angie and Michael have money for a surrogate, unless her daughter does it, which she seemed pretty repulsed by the idea.

Yep, she has nothing for contempt and rightly so. She’s probably mad at herself for settling for this loser too. I hope his mom doesn’t give in and start funding him again. I’m such both she and Paul’s parents must think he is the biggest disappointment that ever disappointed.

Must be nice to have toilet paper to waste unless they just put it back in the bathroom after she’s done playing with it!

Gosh, I’m really having a hard time getting excited for this season. Are they going to get all new guys for tayisha or keep the same ones. I’d rather see BIP because you get a nice mix of people but I imagine those days are gone given current events. Both Clare and Tayisha are kind of dull.

I could have sworn Olivia said early on she for sure didn’t want to have kids. I think it was in a TH, but I’m not 100% sure.

Most people with eating disorders understand them very well.

I thought serial killers fell under psychopathy but I’m no expert. I think I would develop an eating disorder hanging out with Rinna. She’s in denial over the influence her own issues with food have on them because otherwise, she’d have to make changes that might include gaining weight and she can’t have that. That whole family is a mess.

The only comments I remember them making about Tinsley’s body was saying she had a small chest like it was a bad thing. Not everyone wants bolted on implants. Maybe the rest could use the eggs as a pessary or butt plug so they don’t mess the beds every time they vacation.

Yeah, kinda like Jamie saying she had cancer because of an abnormal Pap smear. She just can’t help herself or she has the worst luck.

I guess we poor schlubs are headed for divorce court now!

If I ran a hotel I’d have to charge a security deposit for a new mattress.

Was it Kelly Clarkson?

Can these women have a vacation without someone peeing or taking a crap in the bed?

Cold=shrinkage below the belt buckle.

Luann is beautiful and that body is tdf but her voice throws me off every time. It seems to get deeper and more gravely every season.

Maybe she’ll get a sponsorship for triscuits now. Jess looks like she might be anemic in that photo.

Maybe his belt buckle is just cold.

Henry reached maximum wet blanket level when a small set of stairs was hard for him to handle. Sometimes Bennett and Amelia strike me as asexual. I’m sure that’s not the case but they have more of a friend vibe to me.

Starvation will do that you!